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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck is Paw Patrol.

My son's favorite show

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5 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

If I had to guess Paw Patrol was cancelled because it was losing market share or the President used the opportunity of the protests to have it cancelled because, as we know, he is not the biggest dog fan.

This is actually one situation where they were fired like dogs.

My daughter loves that show.  Maybe even as much as President Trump.  But I shutter to think what will happen with the two of them discover that there is a wildly different timeline on the pups enter the presidents favorite country, North Korea

My daughter loves that show.  Maybe even as much as President Trump.  But I shutter to think what will happen with the two of them discover that there is a wildly different timeline on the pups enter the presidents favorite country, North Korea

Shutter?

Shudder.  Whatever you want to hear.  Your 2020 election options are two septuagenarian rapists but my spelling is our nation's largest issue.  

So many political leaders that need to die before we can move on as a nation.  But it would make Rex Kramer so sad... 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I've crunched the numbers and it checks out. 112-12=100. 

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Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol

Whenever you are in trouble

Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol

Will be there on the double

No job's too big,

No pup's too small!

Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol

We're on a roll, so here we go!

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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She should have spent 15 second flipping through the binder before trying to answer. 

So 112% of all residents of L.A. County?  (checks maths)...My god, some of them may be just children.  

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Couldn't it be argued that the deaf are better off for not hearing those press conferences?

trump does a lot of sign language during press conferences.  

For instance, when you see him doing this:  👐  that means he's saying something is "tremendous" or "perfect" or "testing" or "cases" or "phenomenal"  that's about half his vocabulary right there so really, no ASL translator is needed.  

14 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Couldn't it be argued that the deaf are better off for not hearing those press conferences?

From a Surly point of view, yes. Americans with hearing impairments are voters, too and I'd just as soon they bear witness to the calumny that permeates the briefings.

58 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

WH getting sued. Bet Kayleigh didn't have that in her TrapperKeeper.

 

In all fairness, real-time closed captions are pretty spot on these days. With the exception of identifying names, the translations are pretty accurate. 

Outside of this topic, I love the arrogance of each new press secretary. They think they're the ones who are not committing career suicide.  the same with every close Trump advisor. Have any of them had any success since leaving his employ? What's Spicey up to these days? His book flopped. It seems like the potential high point for any of them will be a Trump pardon for them in January. Maybe they will have a future contributor role at OAN or whatever is left with Fox News.

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In all fairness, real-time closed captions are pretty spot on these days. With the exception of identifying names, the translations are pretty accurate.

Closed captioning has improved, but there are still issues with it besides accuracy of text and that all states are providing for their deaf citizens but the WH doesn't give a flying fig is just on brand in so many ways.

This will be Trump's solution to it...

 

"I like people who can hear."

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Couldn't it be argued that the deaf are better off for not hearing those press conferences?

i envy those bastards !!!!

56 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In all fairness, real-time closed captions are pretty spot on these days.

trump on CC would be pure gibberish 

I have pretty good hearing and I could have sworn Trump said yesterday that the Joint Chiefs Of Staff told him the Beirut explosion was caused by a “bomb” attack.  So I guess I should get it tested since not a single person on the face of the Earth agreed on his assessment. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump on CC would be pure gibberish 

Like a fast food drive-thru speaker, and even most of those now have your order on a screen for verification. 

 

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

So 112% of all residents of L.A. County?  (checks maths)...My god, some of them may be just children.  

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump on CC would be pure gibberish 

He undoubtedly is. My daughter is deaf. Even though she no longer lives at home, I still keep captioning on out of force of habit. It's like reading transcripts of his interviews but with long pauses or ongoing corrections where you see the CC persons back up their cursors to fix shit. The result is pretty much incomprehensible so not really that different.

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This is all the ASL the interpreter need know for those briefings:

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7 hours ago, Lobo said:

trump does a lot of sign language during press conferences.  

For instance, when you see him doing this:  👐  that means he's saying something is "tremendous" or "perfect" or "testing" or "cases" or "phenomenal"  that's about half his vocabulary right there so really, no ASL translator is needed.  

Or sign language code to Putin.

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

What's Spicey up to these days? 

Sean Spicer's journey to Dancing With The Stars

It's weird that he's the best of the press secretaries. He was kind of like McClellan for W Bush. Sweaty and tense as he tries to structure statements that aren't immediately provable lies. McClellan's performance with W's Georgia National Guard paystubs was a classic of the type. I never really despised Spicey. 

Since then, it's been the agitprop comedy hour starring soulless, bloodless baldface liars who seem to relish stonewalling and dissembling with rich gusto. 

Sarah and the newer, prettier Sarah aren't really bad at their jobs. They were actually perfect in their jobs. They just decided to become terrible people doing despicable things.

Spicey did some of the despicable things, but I always supposed he was relieved to escape. Now he's ruined. The chartreuse isn't helping, but I still see him as human. I'd be interested in talking to him. I wouldn't want to be in the same room as Sarah or this new one.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It's weird that he's the best of the press secretaries. He was kind of like McClellan for W Bush. Sweaty and tense as he tries to structure statements that aren't immediately provable lies. McClellan's performance with W's Georgia National Guard paystubs was a classic of the type. I never really despised Spicey. 

Since then, it's been the agitprop comedy hour starring soulless, bloodless baldface liars who seem to relish stonewalling and dissembling with rich gusto. 

Sarah and the newer, prettier Sarah aren't really bad at their jobs. They were actually perfect in their jobs. They just decided to become terrible people doing despicable things.

Spicey did some of the despicable things, but I always supposed he was relieved to escape. Now he's ruined. The chartreuse isn't helping, but I still see him as human. I'd be interested in talking to him. I wouldn't want to be in the same room as Sarah or this new one.

I probably couldn't name a single former press secretary for any other president.  It's annoying that I know all 3 of dotard's.  I don't count that one that literally never held a daily briefing.

It's weird that he's the best of the press secretaries. He was kind of like McClellan for W Bush. Sweaty and tense as he tries to structure statements that aren't immediately provable lies. McClellan's performance with W's Georgia National Guard paystubs was a classic of the type. I never really despised Spicey. 
Since then, it's been the agitprop comedy hour starring soulless, bloodless baldface liars who seem to relish stonewalling and dissembling with rich gusto. 
Sarah and the newer, prettier Sarah aren't really bad at their jobs. They were actually perfect in their jobs. They just decided to become terrible people doing despicable things.
Spicey did some of the despicable things, but I always supposed he was relieved to escape. Now he's ruined. The chartreuse isn't helping, but I still see him as human. I'd be interested in talking to him. I wouldn't want to be in the same room as Sarah or this new one.

And you’re forgetting the one between Sarah and Kayleigh.

Which is easy to do because she literally never held one press conference. She was the one with a record of DUIs.

Stephanie Grisham? Gresham?
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I probably couldn't name a single former press secretary for any other president.  It's annoying that I know all 3 of dotard's.  I don't count that one that literally never held a daily briefing.

Was George Stephanopoulos a press secretary or just comms?

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Literally the only other one I could think of

I probably couldn't name a single former press secretary for any other president.  It's annoying that I know all 3 of dotard's.  I don't count that one that literally never held a daily briefing.

I remember Dee Dee Myers because she was the first woman and James Brady - for obvious reasons.
Was George Stephanopoulos a press secretary or just comms?

He briefed the press for the first six months of the Clinton administration but never actually held the title of Press Secretary. Dee Dee Myers was his first official PS and started in the summer.

i remember dee dee myer, couldn't name one obama PS if you offered $100 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I wouldn't want to be in the same room as Sarah or this new one.

I mean at least Kayleigh is good for something.  When they go low...

 

 

 

I pull my dick out and let them give me a good time. 

Judge/Stanton deep-dick Mr. McEnany.

 

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I had completely forgotten that she was married to an MLB pitcher.

I bet he's really tired of missionary sex after having to warm himself up.

On August 5, 2020 at 10:33 PM, tx 3 putt said:

i remember dee dee myer, couldn't name one obama PS if you offered $100 

His name was actually Earnest.

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Bwahahahahahaha

he was just a poor kid on the way to ymca bingo when BLM bullies threatened his life !!!! By chance, he happened to be illegally be carrying a AR and was forced to defend himself. As be shot, he yelled out ‘Stand my Ground !!!!’ 

23 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

MAGA idiots can believe Trump has the goods and can play the long game bringing down on a massive organized pedo sex ring filled with high profile liberals and also gleefully play a clip of a Congresswoman going to a spa because it's a real "Gotcha!".

fake news CNN said that was a massive mistake by pelosi and that she should have known the rules better.  since CNN is fake then clearly it wasn't a massive mistake and she's excused for her ignorance

Considering how many fake orgasms Trump has given Melania, you'd think he'd be able to separate the fake from the real at this point in his life.  Same with Ivanka.  

Kayleigh, however, I bet has a really cute and slutty orgasm face.  How awesome is her sex tape gonna be in 7 years?  

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