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5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Here's a pic from Christmas time.

Some may be stress for sure, but I can't recall how old her baby is. She could also have lost the final bit of preg weight from that.  People often think of weight in bad terms, but sometimes it does keep the 'gaunt' out of one's face. Or, she could be expecting again and  in the early stages.

 

Of course she spends Christmas in florida. 

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Of course she spends Christmas in florida. 

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Where else do you expect that crew to celebrate a "white" Christmas.

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I might suggest that the after pic demonstrates that the brickmason that is her makeup person has left the building more than any other thing.

Yeah, that’s what shes always looked like underneath the makeup and hairstyling. 

Maybe it’s cancer

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Not sure how many cheeseburders it would take to register her on the Vic boner meter.

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Of course she spends Christmas in florida. 

She's from Tampa.  Her parents live there

32 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Maybe it’s cancer

She’s part of it. 

She’s lost weight.

Her makeup artist and hair stylist peaced out.

She’s had filler put in her lips and some procedure done to her eyes.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

She’s lost weight.

Her makeup artist and hair stylist peaced out.

She’s had filler put in her lips and some procedure done to her eyes.

I think the eye procedure is that she mistook her mascara brush for fakes and glued one on each eyelid.

On 12/29/2020 at 9:42 AM, Js1 said:

 

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On 1/7/2021 at 10:04 PM, Bama Chick said:

Damn. She’s aged 10 years since November.

She looks ROUGH.

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These look like those "President aging - before/after" memes, except substitute 8 years with 7 weeks.

Yeesh

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nope

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I wonder how much buyers remorse the husband has. You think you’re just getting exactly the type of blonde WAG you expect behind the dugout for a marginal MLB pitcher. Sure, she’s a bit righty, but this is baseball.

And then all of a sudden you’re married to Pantene Goebbels. 

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Not sure how many cheeseburders it would take to register her on the Vic boner meter.

All of them.  Every cheeseburger ever made.

Back to sellout mattresses 

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On 1/15/2021 at 5:06 PM, Pancho said:

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She’s claiming that she will wrap up her job from her home in Tampa. Our president lost his main comm tool in Twitter so it’s a perfect time for the press secretary to move away for the final days.

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1 minute ago, UTCzech III said:

What a dumb c...

 

She’s just a gullible as the rest of his dumbass cult. 

2 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

What a dumb c...

 

I can't even tell what it is? 

Was the whole thing, Qanon Dorito, false?

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I can't even tell what it is? 

Was the whole thing, Qanon Dorito, false?

The correction from CNN - fake; her retweet of it - real, but she's deleted it since then...

In a drunken stupor last evening, I went to 7-11 and bought a bonus bag of Qanon-flavored Doritos.  They taste like gun-powder, peppers, and Cruz's tears.  But they go really well with a tall boy single of Modelo.  

In a drunken stupor last evening, I went to 7-11 and bought a bonus bag of Qanon-flavored Doritos.  They taste like gun-powder, peppers, and Cruz's tears.  But they go really well with a tall boy single of Modelo.  

What doesn’t go well with a tall boy of Modelo?
7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

She’s claiming that she will wrap up her job from her home in Tampa. Our president lost his main comm tool in Twitter so it’s a perfect time for the press secretary to move away for the final days.

How will they lie to the American public now?

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31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Irony.

 

hey-what-is-this-barrier

 

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

Some of these grads are making Harvard seem ordinary.

12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Some of these grads are making Harvard seem ordinary.

Look, getting into Harvard is no small feet for a white woman from an expensive all-white private school in Florida who had to endure her parents having to comfortably afford tuition at Georgetown and then Miami Law School, before transferring to Harvard Law.  They're very impressive feets.

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

*souley

Look, getting into Harvard is no small feet for a white woman from an expensive all-white private school in Florida who had to endure her parents having to comfortably afford tuition at Georgetown and then Miami Law School, before transferring to Harvard Law.  They're very impressive feets.
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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

 

 

Sweet fucking Christ these are the dumbest people. 

OT: Seeing the former Press Secretary without makeup is a bit like the no beard filter currently terrifying women across the nation:

 

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11 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

OT: Seeing the former Press Secretary without makeup is a bit like the no beard filter currently terrifying women across the nation:

 

holy shit, that and the "bald" filter will provide hours of entertainment

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

she looks absulitey without a doubt is a horrendously fucking awful human being who deserves nothing but misery and misfortune in her life. 

fify

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6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

she looks fucking awful

Always has. 

I wish she didn’t chop off her chi chis so she could get titty cancer and die.

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