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2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

This is surly, right?

Yes, it is sexist and puerile.

New Motto talk not going away...

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  • Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo fuh-king blows.    

  • (Edit: I followed a Kayleigh McEnany post on HuffPo and wound up on Twitter. I thought this was a post from Kayleigh but it turns out it's from Jenna Ellis.  But when you've had a couple of drinks all

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Indeed....dozens and dozens of times. 

Would

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

East Texas Box Biscuit Face without the box??

fify

Hot, smart, successful...what do y'all have against Kayleigh again?

Hot, smart, successful...what do y'all have against Kayleigh again?

traitorous lying piece of shit versus hot blond. the Fox Dilemma...
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


traitorous lying piece of shit versus hot blond. the Fox Dilemma...

Do you hold grudges against actors who play heels in movies? It's just a role.  

Do you hold grudges against actors who play heels in movies? It's just a role.  

Is this real life?
2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Is this real life?

Nothing that happens in the WH press briefing room, particularly for this administration, can be categorized as such.  It's just for laughs.


Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?
Do you hold grudges against actors who play heels in movies? It's just a role.  

It is your belief that his mouth breathing Myrmidons do not get misinformation/validation of his lies by means of that PR vehicle?

OK.
51 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes...

Mama, just killed 120,000 men
Put a pandemic against their head
Pulled aside their masks, now they're dead
Mama, my presidency had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

16 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Mama, just killed 120,000 men
Put a pandemic against their head
Pulled aside their masks, now they're dead
Mama, my presidency had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

That's pretty good; I foresee some difficulty when you get to the silhouetto of a man though. Nothing little about it.

18 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That's pretty good; I foresee some difficulty when you get to the silhouetto of a man though. Nothing little about it.

I'm just a fat man, nobody loves me.

24 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That's pretty good; I foresee some difficulty when you get to the silhouetto of a man though. Nothing little about it.

I see a sihouetto of little man.

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me

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Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo,

Mike Pompeo fuh-king blows.

 

 

Me-la-ni-a gets some good dick on the side from me, from me from meeeeeeeeeeee...

secret service guy, presumably.

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Easy come, easy go. Will we let him go?

FUCK NO! We will not let him go!

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Bongino?

America is Whitening, very very frightening me.

 

Antonio! Antonio! Antonio Fauci, oh!

Magnifico!!!!!

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


It is your belief that his mouth breathing Myrmidons do not get misinformation/validation of his lies by means of that PR vehicle?

OK.

If they stopped giving press briefings entirely do you think it would make one iota of difference to those people?  The only people who would even notice would be resistance libs such as yourself who jerk off to pictures of Jim Acosta.  

I'm not arguing that she's a good person but I believe we can all agree that she is responsible for less human suffering than someone like Joe Biden, for instance.  

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:


Is this just fantasy?

So forget all that you see
It's not reality
It's just a fantasy

Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me? Yeah
Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?

7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

 

I'm not arguing that she's a good person but I believe we can all agree that she is responsible for less human suffering than someone like Joe Biden, for instance.  

No I’m pretty sure we’d mostly disagree with your usually shit takes 

23 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

If they stopped giving press briefings entirely do you think it would make one iota of difference to those people? 

didn't we just have a press secretary that had no briefings?

11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

didn't we just have a press secretary that had no briefings?

I'm old enough to remember that.  Definitely happened.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm old enough to remember that.  Definitely happened.

If this Admin wasn't so interested in handing out grace & favor positions in addition to the nepotistic hires, they could have just put Press Secretary Bot on a monitor and skimmed the salary.

This is really boring and puerile. And sexist. Can't you just keep this to private conversation or the proper forum. 
Nobody cares if anybody "would." A passing remark about how somebody looks is probably okay. A lengthy debate about fuckability is just plain embarrassing.

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12 hours ago, smuggs said:

Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo,

Mike Pompeo fuh-king blows.

 

 

Magnifico!

11 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

didn't we just have a press secretary that had no briefings?

 

I believe she had more DWIs than press briefings.

 

The current one listens for key words in the question, then flips in a binder to the paragraphs that addresses those key words, then reads the paragraphs. Somebody could literally, under the heading for the key word, say,  "unemployment rate" switch whatever bullshit about lowest unemployment EVER with "Biggest ever. In terms of water, wettest hurricane ever, a lot of people don't know that. We're looking at dropping a nuclear bomb on it. We'll see what happens" and she would read it and call for the next question.

11 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

didn't we just have a press secretary that had no briefings?

Big title.  Big pay.  No work.  Hey, its a good gig if you can get it. 

27 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Big title.  Big pay.  No work.  Hey, its a good gig if you can get it. 

You misspelled titties

15 minutes ago, RPM said:

You misspelled titties

Did I?  Might want to take a look at her again. She is pretty though. 

so she's saying he read it and still did nothing and that's supposed to somehow be better?  

the best people, indeed.

The gymnastics going on to protect the dotard here are remarkable. 

Um it's not true I mean he wasn't told I mean maybe he was told I mean maybe he was told but he didn't read it I mean of course he reads he reads everything I mean maybe he didn't read that part though.

If the evil toadies in this admin aren't forever branded with a scarlet T after this shit show and blacklisted for all but the most menial jobs, I will be very disappointed.

44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The gymnastics going on to protect the dotard here are remarkable. 

Um it's not true I mean he wasn't told I mean maybe he was told I mean maybe he was told but he didn't read it I mean of course he reads he reads everything I mean maybe he didn't read that part though.

olympics fail GIF by Cheezburger

Two great, absurd defenses in just a few days.

We have information that the president was informed about bounties for US soldiers in an intelligence briefing.

The president wasn't briefed. He never knew about it.

Well, he's known about this for a few days now, how is he responding?

The president has not yet been briefed so he has not responded.

Surely the president knows about this now, yes?

I'll refer to my earlier response about the president not being briefed and having no knowledge of these allegations.

Then today regarding a White Power message Trump retreated over the weekend.

The president was relaxing, playing golf, and put down his phone. The tweet stayed up because nobody in the White House could reach the President of the United States of America for three hours because the President of the United States of America didn't have his cell phone on him. Just like if you or I went to buy some BBQ and left our phone on the kitchen counter. Nobody could talk to us. Same thing with the leader of the free world who has instant capability to launch a nuclear missile attack or belay an errant command to attack a perceived enemy.

Anybody who believes either of these dances is incapable of having their intelligence insulted.

  • 2 weeks later...

Surprised Obama doesn’t have his own binder. 

Want to make a master level bingo card? You don’t get to use anything from The Binder of Doom.

 

Binder Armour: I will. Protect this house.

On 6/22/2020 at 4:26 PM, RomaVicta said:

This is really boring and puerile. And sexist. Can't you just keep this to private conversation or the proper forum. 

Nobody cares if anybody "would." A passing remark about how somebody looks is probably okay. A lengthy debate about fuckability is just plain embarrassing.

Glad I saw this before I posted.  I was about to make an "embarrassing" post.

49 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Ooooooh sheeeeeee’s cheeeaaaaaattttttiiinnnggg!

 

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