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34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I nominate my mom as moderator.

Seconded 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

I nominate my mom as moderator.

 

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DP'd like south austin's mom

Edited by elfenix

I caught wind of this and slowed down on the virus updates.  I can’t think of a bigger disaster than me as a mod.  First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place - and didn’t fix it by marrying right.  Second, if I was allowed, I’d nominate Brisket.  
 

But a small part of me wants to see Derka lay waste to some people...

16 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

But a small part of me wants to see Derka lay waste to some people...

This.

I caught wind of this and slowed down on the virus updates.  I can’t think of a bigger disaster than me as a mod.  First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place - and didn’t fix it by marrying right.  Second, if I was allowed, I’d nominate Brisket.    

But a small part of me wants to see Derka lay waste to some people...

 

As seen by the preponderance of evidence in this post, you are indeed out.
On 4/11/2020 at 10:21 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place

they'd never give anyone like that any kind of authority around here

On 4/11/2020 at 10:21 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place

If we want to watch the world burn, we’ll make you moderator the first week of October.

they'd never give anyone like that any kind of authority around here
Not sure if serious
6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

So.....????

You didn't get a bid.  Sorry, but the ball is black for those that lack.

Them's the rules.

19 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You didn't get a bid.  Sorry, but the ball is black for those that lack.

Them's the rules.

 

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sorry guys lots of shit has been going on and I have just today been able to really focus on catching up with a bunch of stuff related to the site.

I'll be doing this at the end of the day today. there's 2 paths we can take. Single post highest rep since the announcement or just overall sum of rep since the announcement. 

Highest single post rep:

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OR

highest total rep:

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More than 10. 50 is still too many. With 10 posts, I could see someone that may access Surly on Tapa accidentally responding to a post in the CR without realizing it. If you have any more than 10, you’re most likely going in there on purpose and that means you lack any ability to be fair minded in moderating.

I think making a guy named Uncle Boobs a moderator would be pretty fitting. 

On 4/27/2020 at 12:47 PM, immamac said:

sorry guys lots of shit has been going on and I have just today been able to really focus on catching up with a bunch of stuff related to the site.

I'll be doing this at the end of the day today. there's 2 paths we can take. Single post highest rep since the announcement or just overall sum of rep since the announcement. 

Highest single post rep:

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OR

highest total rep:

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I think I'd prefer if you just went eenie meenie miney moe with the user list

Just randomly pick a name out of the list...unless they are a CR poster.

shouldn't include former CR shitposters who now constantly whinge about shitposting in CR either.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Dr. Pancho wins. @Pancho

There is no instruction manual for how to be a mod. Happy Modding until Monday of next week :)

Great. Good thing you picked someone who obviously doesn't have a giant chip on their shoulder.

Oh shit, this is a real thing. 
Did you ban rage or something and it took?
4 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Great. Good thing you picked someone who obviously doesn't have a giant chip on their shoulder.

Naw nigga that ain’t a chip on my shoulder....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s all muscle.

 

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does the editor in the secret mod board also suck ass or is the shittiness only for us plebs?

Can we blame Pancho for all the borkiness of the website and Tapa?

20 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

This seems like a lot of responsibility. Do you have any other positions available at this time?

they churn through a lot of Assistant Dicksuckers, maybe tidy up your resume and go for that one

Not responsible for the borkiness, but I can say 72 hours into this moderating thing, and I don't envy immamac at all.  Like Jesus Christ.
You need lots of bourbon to be the mod here.  

We needs lots of bourbon just to post here.
35 minutes ago, Hate said:


We needs lots of bourbon just to post here.

"The cause of, and solution to all our problems."

39 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

they churn through a lot of Assistant Dicksuckers, maybe tidy up your resume and go for that one

They offered me the position of Assistant to the Assistant Traveling Secretary Dicksucker. I turned it down. Never sucked a dick, don't won't to start now in my 40's.

On 5/1/2020 at 1:10 PM, Pancho said:

Not responsible for the borkiness, but I can say 72 hours into this moderating thing, and I don't envy immamac at all.  Like Jesus Christ.

You need lots of bourbon to be the mod here.  

how will you find time to update your resume and linked profile with this newfound prestige?

On 5/1/2020 at 4:15 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Never sucked a dick

really?  not even in college?

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

really?  not even in college?

Fletch went to UofA?

10 hours ago, futureman said:

really?  not even in college?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL AND IT WAS OUR SECRET!!!!

On 5/1/2020 at 4:15 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

They offered me the position of Assistant to the Assistant Traveling Secretary Dicksucker. I turned it down. Never sucked a dick, don't won't to start now in my 40's.

You suck one dick....

On 5/5/2020 at 10:23 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL AND IT WAS OUR SECRET!!!!

Hey, you’re never as gay as the guy who’s sucking your dick.

23 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

You suck one dick....

.....you're a dicksucker.

You suck ten thousand dicks, you're South Austin's mom.

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

.....you're a dicksucker.

You suck ten thousand dicks, you're South Austin's mom.

and on mother’s day.  you’re a real jerk. 

25 minutes ago, futureman said:

and on mother’s day.  you’re a real jerk. 

I have no conscios  consunce  consceies  soul

Is this real? making assholes moderators for a week? seems kind of risky?

How do we rig the election - is it really all about rep? can I just pay to be a weekly mod? I think I can find tree fiddy laying around?

No seriously, we should make a concerted effort to mod someone - post your nominations below, and we will rep the shit out of them for a week.

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Is this real? making assholes moderators for a week? seems kind of risky?

How do we rig the election - is it really all about rep? can I just pay to be a weekly mod? I think I can find tree fiddy laying around?

No seriously, we should make a concerted effort to mod someone - post your nominations below, and we will rep the shit out of them for a week.

If elected, I will immediately ban futureman, Rex Kramer, and Hugo Stiglitz.  

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