April 11, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, South Austin said: I nominate my mom as moderator. there's nothing moderate about her
April 12, 20205 yr I caught wind of this and slowed down on the virus updates. I can’t think of a bigger disaster than me as a mod. First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place - and didn’t fix it by marrying right. Second, if I was allowed, I’d nominate Brisket. But a small part of me wants to see Derka lay waste to some people...
April 12, 20205 yr 16 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: But a small part of me wants to see Derka lay waste to some people... This.
April 12, 20205 yr I caught wind of this and slowed down on the virus updates. I can’t think of a bigger disaster than me as a mod. First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place - and didn’t fix it by marrying right. Second, if I was allowed, I’d nominate Brisket. But a small part of me wants to see Derka lay waste to some people... As seen by the preponderance of evidence in this post, you are indeed out.
April 13, 20205 yr On 4/11/2020 at 10:21 PM, ChiTownDoc said: I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place they'd never give anyone like that any kind of authority around here
April 13, 20205 yr On 4/11/2020 at 10:21 PM, ChiTownDoc said: First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place If we want to watch the world burn, we’ll make you moderator the first week of October.
April 13, 20205 yr they'd never give anyone like that any kind of authority around hereNot sure if serious
April 18, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Beau Vine said: So.....???? You didn't get a bid. Sorry, but the ball is black for those that lack. Them's the rules.
April 18, 20205 yr 19 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said: You didn't get a bid. Sorry, but the ball is black for those that lack. Them's the rules.
April 27, 20205 yr Author sorry guys lots of shit has been going on and I have just today been able to really focus on catching up with a bunch of stuff related to the site. I'll be doing this at the end of the day today. there's 2 paths we can take. Single post highest rep since the announcement or just overall sum of rep since the announcement. Highest single post rep: OR highest total rep:
April 28, 20205 yr More than 10. 50 is still too many. With 10 posts, I could see someone that may access Surly on Tapa accidentally responding to a post in the CR without realizing it. If you have any more than 10, you’re most likely going in there on purpose and that means you lack any ability to be fair minded in moderating.
April 28, 20205 yr On 4/27/2020 at 12:47 PM, immamac said: sorry guys lots of shit has been going on and I have just today been able to really focus on catching up with a bunch of stuff related to the site. I'll be doing this at the end of the day today. there's 2 paths we can take. Single post highest rep since the announcement or just overall sum of rep since the announcement. Highest single post rep: OR highest total rep: I think I'd prefer if you just went eenie meenie miney moe with the user list
April 28, 20205 yr shouldn't include former CR shitposters who now constantly whinge about shitposting in CR either.
April 28, 20205 yr Author Dr. Pancho wins. @Pancho There is no instruction manual for how to be a mod. Happy Modding until Monday of next week
April 28, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, immamac said: Dr. Pancho wins. @Pancho There is no instruction manual for how to be a mod. Happy Modding until Monday of next week Great. Good thing you picked someone who obviously doesn't have a giant chip on their shoulder.
April 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, immamac said: Dr. Pancho wins. @Pancho There is no instruction manual for how to be a mod. Happy Modding until Monday of next week
April 29, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, rage-a-holic said: Great. Good thing you picked someone who obviously doesn't have a giant chip on their shoulder. Naw nigga that ain’t a chip on my shoulder.... It’s all muscle.
April 30, 20205 yr This seems like a lot of responsibility. Do you have any other positions available at this time?
May 1, 20205 yr does the editor in the secret mod board also suck ass or is the shittiness only for us plebs?
May 1, 20205 yr Not responsible for the borkiness, but I can say 72 hours into this moderating thing, and I don't envy immamac at all. Like Jesus Christ. You need lots of bourbon to be the mod here.
May 1, 20205 yr 20 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said: This seems like a lot of responsibility. Do you have any other positions available at this time? they churn through a lot of Assistant Dicksuckers, maybe tidy up your resume and go for that one
May 1, 20205 yr Not responsible for the borkiness, but I can say 72 hours into this moderating thing, and I don't envy immamac at all. Like Jesus Christ. You need lots of bourbon to be the mod here. We needs lots of bourbon just to post here.
May 1, 20205 yr 35 minutes ago, Hate said: We needs lots of bourbon just to post here. "The cause of, and solution to all our problems."
May 1, 20205 yr 39 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said: they churn through a lot of Assistant Dicksuckers, maybe tidy up your resume and go for that one They offered me the position of Assistant to the Assistant Traveling Secretary Dicksucker. I turned it down. Never sucked a dick, don't won't to start now in my 40's.
May 4, 20205 yr On 5/1/2020 at 1:10 PM, Pancho said: Not responsible for the borkiness, but I can say 72 hours into this moderating thing, and I don't envy immamac at all. Like Jesus Christ. You need lots of bourbon to be the mod here. how will you find time to update your resume and linked profile with this newfound prestige?
May 5, 20205 yr On 5/1/2020 at 4:15 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said: Never sucked a dick really? not even in college?
May 5, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, futureman said: really? not even in college? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL AND IT WAS OUR SECRET!!!!
May 9, 20205 yr On 5/1/2020 at 4:15 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said: They offered me the position of Assistant to the Assistant Traveling Secretary Dicksucker. I turned it down. Never sucked a dick, don't won't to start now in my 40's. You suck one dick....
May 10, 20205 yr On 5/5/2020 at 10:23 AM, Cheeseweasel said: YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL AND IT WAS OUR SECRET!!!! Hey, you’re never as gay as the guy who’s sucking your dick.
May 10, 20205 yr 23 hours ago, DDD Dad said: You suck one dick.... .....you're a dicksucker. You suck ten thousand dicks, you're South Austin's mom.
May 10, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said: .....you're a dicksucker. You suck ten thousand dicks, you're South Austin's mom. and on mother’s day. you’re a real jerk.
May 10, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, futureman said: and on mother’s day. you’re a real jerk. I have no conscios consunce consceies soul
May 13, 20205 yr Now I really want this job to supplement my retirement nest egg. https://www.chron.com/news/article/Facebook-to-pay-moderators-52M-for-psychological-15265873.php?cmpid=hpctp
May 13, 20205 yr Is this real? making assholes moderators for a week? seems kind of risky? How do we rig the election - is it really all about rep? can I just pay to be a weekly mod? I think I can find tree fiddy laying around? No seriously, we should make a concerted effort to mod someone - post your nominations below, and we will rep the shit out of them for a week.
May 13, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: Is this real? making assholes moderators for a week? seems kind of risky? How do we rig the election - is it really all about rep? can I just pay to be a weekly mod? I think I can find tree fiddy laying around? No seriously, we should make a concerted effort to mod someone - post your nominations below, and we will rep the shit out of them for a week. If elected, I will immediately ban futureman, Rex Kramer, and Hugo Stiglitz.
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