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21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Why you guys anti pussy?

 

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12 hours ago, texifornia said:

I laughed

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There will be blood...hope the players remember to wear their pads...but at least the team should be able to get in the flow of the game quickly and every home game will be a red river rivalry.

40 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

There will be blood...hope the players remember to wear their pads...but at least the team should be able to get in the flow of the game quickly and every home game will be a red river rivalry.

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

There will be blood...hope the players remember to wear their pads...but at least the team should be able to get in the flow of the game quickly and every home game will be a red river rivalry.

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The north end zone renovation ended up looking great because it was designed to integrate with the rest of the stadium and especially the east side upper deck reno.
This thing looks like shit by design, and it's not ever going to get any better.

Exactly this. It’s a shit design and will look like shit.
On 11/14/2019 at 10:33 PM, Michael Knight said:

Why you guys anti pussy?

Undefeated!111!1!

My man, NOBODY does tacky like the state of Texas
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ahem

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You know, we could save ourselves from at least a few (but not all) future uteral-related jokes with a relatively simple “bridge” fix to the design...

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so, a cervix?
7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
On 11/14/2019 at 9:29 PM, mdleast said:
You know, we could save ourselves from at least a few (but not all) future uteral-related jokes with a relatively simple “bridge” fix to the design...

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so, a cervix?

New team entrance idea for every home game.....

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7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
On 11/14/2019 at 9:29 PM, mdleast said:
You know, we could save ourselves from at least a few (but not all) future uteral-related jokes with a relatively simple “bridge” fix to the design...

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so, a cervix?

Well we are trying to, one day, go undefeated.  A little symbolism can’t hurt.  Amright?

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

Well we are trying to, one day, go undefeated.  A little symbolism can’t hurt.  Amright?

Nothing says athletic power like a big pussy in the end zone 

On 11/14/2019 at 3:38 PM, DanTheHorn said:

You have one more in the minority. When the stadium was first extended and the south end zone was left undone, I discussed with a few people how it would be a good idea to somehow incorporate a longhorn in the south end zone when it was eventually built. So, when I saw it in the design in the survey that was sent out about purchasing different types of seats for the SEZ, I mentioned that I loved it being incorporated in the comments section. Of course my discussions way back then was with folks of no consequence and my vision was nowhere as good as what they came up with in the end.

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Is there any chance this is going to get redesigned to leave out the longhorn/anatomical diagram?

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Is there any chance this is going to get redesigned to leave out the longhorn/anatomical diagram?

Don’t bump this today mane...

8 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Is there any chance this is going to get redesigned to leave out the longhorn/anatomical diagram?

Nah, unfortunately we are keeping the pussy design and our matching pussy head coach.



You have one more in the minority. When the stadium was first extended and the south end zone was left undone, I discussed with a few people how it would be a good idea to somehow incorporate a longhorn in the south end zone when it was eventually built. So, when I saw it in the design in the survey that was sent out about purchasing different types of seats for the SEZ, I mentioned that I loved it being incorporated in the comments section. Of course my discussions way back then was with folks of no consequence and my vision was nowhere as good as what they came up with in the end.



that first extension was in 1926. you are either full of shit or really really old. I'm guessing it is the first and you are full of shit and don't know shit about Memorial Stadium history dantheaggy boy.



Is there any chance this is going to get redesigned to leave out the longhorn/anatomical diagram?
naw not gonna change the head in the endzone. are gonna add a giant anal sphinchter for the vistors to run out of. with brown smoke and mercaptan spewers. aggy will WANT to play us then.
3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:
Is there any chance this is going to get redesigned to leave out the longhorn/anatomical diagram?

naw not gonna change the head in the endzone. are gonna add a giant anal sphinchter for the vistors to run out of. with brown smoke and mercaptan spewers. aggy will WANT to play us then.

I laughed at this one! ^^

21 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:


 

 

 


that first extension was in 1926. you are either full of shit or really really old. I'm guessing it is the first and you are full of shit and don't know shit about Memorial Stadium history dantheaggy boy.


 

I was not alive for that one. So first extension for me which was the SEZ as it is today. I guess now I have to go back to getting rid of the track and going to grass. Bullshit like yours reminds me of grammar cops on this site when they have nothing better to say.

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Above ground structure is popping up now. Scoreboard should be demolished sometime soon I imagine.

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23 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 

Above ground structure is popping up now. Scoreboard should be demolished sometime soon I imagine.

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Wonder what the plan is without Godzilla next season.

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34 minutes ago, Roofle said:

Wonder what the plan is without Godzilla next season.

They'll have the new board operational.

18 minutes ago, Pasken said:

They'll have the new board operational.

Really? Wow. That's quick. I'd hadn't seen anything about the replacement being ready in time anywhere.

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

 

Above ground structure is popping up now. Scoreboard should be demolished sometime soon I imagine.

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jeez, they don't have to demolish it, I'll take it and put it in my office

55 minutes ago, Roofle said:

Wonder what the plan is without Godzilla next season.

Maybe we don't plan on scoring next season?

1 hour ago, Roofle said:

Wonder what the plan is without Godzilla next season.

More Bob Cole at louder volumes 

2 hours ago, Roofle said:

Really? Wow. That's quick. I'd hadn't seen anything about the replacement being ready in time anywhere.

I believe I saw it on CDC's twitter.

On 12/1/2019 at 6:11 PM, DanTheHorn said:

I was not alive for that one. So first extension for me which was the SEZ as it is today. I guess now I have to go back to getting rid of the track and going to grass. Bullshit like yours reminds me of grammar cops on this site when they have nothing better to say.

You can put that idiot on ignore and you will never miss a single thing about his existence. First guy I ever put on ignore and I liked it so much that I started using the functionality a lot more freely and it’s been great on both boards. At one point early on for me at Shaggy, I tried to figure that dipshit out and it eventually hit me that there are indeed true, full-blown retards out there who have a keyboard and access to the Internet. 

On 12/2/2019 at 4:34 PM, Pasken said:

 

Above ground structure is popping up now. Scoreboard should be demolished sometime soon I imagine.

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GodzillaTron is coming down:

 

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On 12/2/2019 at 4:34 PM, Pasken said:

 

Above ground structure is popping up now. Scoreboard should be demolished sometime soon I imagine.

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dont destroy it add it to the baseball field

The Texan thing to do is take it to the ranch and stuff it with tannerite.

Take it out to a field somewhere and destroy it Office Space style. Sell swings at it for $5 a pop.

On 12/2/2019 at 4:57 PM, Roofle said:

Wonder what the plan is without Godzilla next season.

Bring in an extra large bell with a Taco Bell wrap on it?

Put it on the ceiling of Gregory Gym with it playing Tone Loc's Wild Thing on a loop

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16 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Bring in an extra large bell with a Taco Bell wrap on it?

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this is probably in storage somewhere in Arlington. All offers considered. 

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3 hours ago, tjhooker said:

I'll take 1 panel for my basement. 

You have a basement? Ok, yankee. 

Wonder what the plan is without Godzilla next season.


uhhh... enjoy a live football game without being barraged by advertising?

Is that asking too much?
On 12/2/2019 at 5:51 PM, Roofle said:

Really? Wow. That's quick. I'd hadn't seen anything about the replacement being ready in time anywhere.

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I was not alive for that one. So first extension for me which was the SEZ as it is today. I guess now I have to go back to getting rid of the track and going to grass. Bullshit like yours reminds me of grammar cops on this site when they have nothing better to say.
fuck off aggy boy. history is history and just because you wernt alive for it doesnt mean you shouldnt know it and cite it correctly. what your mindless post was was history the way aggy cites it out their ass. whoop eh.
You can put that idiot on ignore and you will never miss a single thing about his existence. First guy I ever put on ignore and I liked it so much that I started using the functionality a lot more freely and it’s been great on both boards. At one point early on for me at Shaggy, I tried to figure that dipshit out and it eventually hit me that there are indeed true, full-blown retards out there who have a keyboard and access to the Internet. 

not smart enough to figure it out eh. seems ure de retard. coward. lulz

 

On 12/6/2019 at 2:29 AM, smakashart said:

dont destroy it add it to the baseball field

They don’t sell those LCD panels anymore.  They could probably sell all the ones we have to others that need replacement panels but I doubt it’s worth their time to do that.

On 12/6/2019 at 2:29 AM, smakashart said:

dont destroy it add it to the baseball field

DP

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On 12/7/2019 at 4:01 PM, TKthunder2 said:

They don’t sell those LCD panels anymore.  They could probably sell all the ones we have to others that need replacement panels but I doubt it’s worth their time to do that.

Godzillatron was completely replaced in 2017. I'm sure they'll find something to do with the panels they're removing.

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