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2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The field tilts from East to West, I never realized that.

Greg Davis playbook was designed to run to the uphill short-side of the field. 

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2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

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It looks to me like the SEZ is not level.

Amiright?

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3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

It looks to me like the SEZ is not level.

Amiright?

They’ll just put some sugar packets under one side. We’re good.

On 6/17/2021 at 12:30 PM, cdain3 said:

 

They’re actually just cleaning up the bodies of the day shift workers that died of heat exhaustion.

4 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

It looks to me like the SEZ is not level.

Amiright?

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8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The field tilts from East to West, I never realized that.

That’s because the west side upper deck is much larger than the east side. 

New turf has a different shade of Burnt Orange.
Think its old turf, but appears to be close to actual burnt orange. Between all the other things painted burnt orange in the stadium plus player uniforms and a variety of polos, tshirts, hats in the stands..I fully expect 5-6 different shades on gamedays.
On 6/18/2021 at 9:53 PM, Enchubben said:

They’ll just put some sugar packets under one side. We’re good.

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Looks like they are filling in the scoreboard area now
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What will be the official new seating capacity? 

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

What will be the official new seating capacity? 

Bout tree-fiddy!

i liked the slippery rock thing, until it was pointed out that it was a michigan bit before we did it.

2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

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What are the little terraces in the corners for? Like the green on the left. They seem like dead ends. Is that standing room only tickets?

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Sure. We gonna bring back Pryor from the dead too? I don't really need to hear that chucklefuck Bob Cole going "Aaaaand now, it's time for your favorite Longhorn tradition! It's the Slippery Rock score, brought to you by Academy! Now get loud horns, cause we're gonna hear! that! score!". 

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

As an official citizen of Longhorn Nation, I like the Slippery Rock thing, but there are other traditions I miss much more...like winning consistently, at home and on the road, beating OU regularly, winning conference championships regularly, and being in the conversation for National Championships on an annual basis.

I’m way more bothered by the shitty word placement, lettering and spacing on the new DARRELL K ROYAL TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM signs than by any perceived slanted field/misaligned goal post, etc. It looks very cheap. I hope it looks better when the black facing is applied to the camera box in the middle (at least it is integrated into the structure, and not on top like some burnt orange fireworks stand). Edited to add the verbiage was not part of the original renderings.

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3 hours ago, 83Horn said:

As an official citizen of Longhorn Nation, I like the Slippery Rock thing, but there are other traditions I miss much more...like winning consistently, at home and on the road, beating OU regularly, winning conference championships regularly, and being in the conversation for National Championships on an annual basis.

Let’s bring back ALL of those traditions!!

At least the south end zone looks much better than the shit show in Columbus, Ohio that has been used to out-recruit us for the last half decade or so.

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18 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

What are the little terraces in the corners for? Like the green on the left. They seem like dead ends. Is that standing room only tickets?

They’re where we’re going to do the human sacrifices before the games

18 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

What are the little terraces in the corners for? Like the green on the left. They seem like dead ends. Is that standing room only tickets?

Orgy decks

 

13 hours ago, 83Horn said:

As an official citizen of Longhorn Nation, I like the Slippery Rock thing, but there are other traditions I miss much more...like winning consistently, at home and on the road, beating OU regularly, winning conference championships regularly, and being in the conversation for National Championships on an annual basis.

🙄

20 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I’d rather have the scores of other B12 and Top 25 teams easily accessible.  My phone never works in there and the score updates on the scoreboard were spotty. 

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

Sure. We gonna bring back Pryor from the dead too? I don't really need to hear that chucklefuck Bob Cole going "Aaaaand now, it's time for your favorite Longhorn tradition! It's the Slippery Rock score, brought to you by Academy! Now get loud horns, cause we're gonna hear! that! score!". 

Agreed. It was Wally Pryor's bit and not really a "Texas thing." Bob Cole is annoying enough without stealing someone else's material.

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

Sure. We gonna bring back Pryor from the dead too? I don't really need to hear that chucklefuck Bob Cole going "Aaaaand now, it's time for your favorite Longhorn tradition! It's the Slippery Rock score, brought to you by Academy! Now get loud horns, cause we're gonna hear! that! score!". 

Christ I can hear it as I read it.  Time for a sharp stick into both ears. 

13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m way more bothered by the shitty word placement, lettering and spacing on the new DARRELL K ROYAL TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM signs than by any perceived slanted field/misaligned goal post, etc. It looks very cheap. I hope it looks better when the black facing is applied to the camera box in the middle (at least it is integrated into the structure, and not on top like some burnt orange fireworks stand). Edited to add the verbiage was not part of the original renderings.

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I think the wording looks great. Not burnt orange and overdone. Great balance to so much already going on in that end zone. Possible its not done yet either. 

Will the WiFi be better this fall?  I’d like to be able to use my phone around 80K people, or so.

17 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m way more bothered by the shitty word placement, lettering and spacing on the new DARRELL K ROYAL TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM signs than by any perceived slanted field/misaligned goal post, etc. It looks very cheap. I hope it looks better when the black facing is applied to the camera box in the middle (at least it is integrated into the structure, and not on top like some burnt orange fireworks stand). Edited to add the verbiage was not part of the original renderings.

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Waiting for one of you OCD fucks to complain about the crooked placement of "POPULOUS" on the field.

2 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Waiting for one of you OCD fucks to complain about the crooked placement of "POPULOUS" on the field.

Well, now that you mention it . . .

Looks like they're uninstalling the old turf.3541c45bf2e32a8c1a41db9c42780ac6.jpg

Never have had ocd till I saw the DKR lettering at the top of the end zone. Instead of centering the letters they put a longhorn on one side. 

18 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Never have had ocd till I saw the DKR lettering at the top of the end zone. Instead of centering the letters they put a longhorn on one side. 

There was no planning involved. Compare the distance of the UFCU logo from the longhorn logo on the left to the distance of the UFCU logo from the word “Stadium” on the right. You don’t even have to be OCD to think it looks shitty. 

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On 6/23/2021 at 12:47 PM, Tex Pete said:

Agreed. It was Wally Pryor's bit and not really a "Texas thing." Bob Cole is annoying enough without stealing someone else's material.

Folks, you can pick up the “what’s the Slippery Rock score?” tshirts only at Sue Patrick. That’s Sue Patrick!  

2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Looks like they're uninstalling the old turf.3541c45bf2e32a8c1a41db9c42780ac6.jpg

Shhh. Please, just give me a minute. I've waited a long time for this day to come. 

Curious if they're going to ignore the end zones as field of play or if done last.

44 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Curious if they're going to ignore the end zones as field of play or if done last.

Maybe if we get in the endzones more than our opponents the team will get rewarded with new turf in said endzones.

The lettering on top of godzillatron looks really cheap. Disappointed.

 

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

There was no planning involved. Compare the distance of the UFCU logo from the longhorn logo on the left to the distance of the UFCU logo from the word “Stadium” on the right. You don’t even have to be OCD to think it looks shitty. 

Yeah I'm normally a "things will come together surprisingly well when it's done" guy, but that looks lastingly and inexcusably bad.

Not lastingly. Cheap and easy change. Just need the motivation to do so.  And we are just the ne’er-do-wells to motivate them. 

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

The lettering on top of godzillatron looks really cheap. Disappointed.

 

Well our standards have fallen quite a bit.  I mean, we did hire Strong and Herman...know what I mean?

 

5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

There was no planning involved. Compare the distance of the UFCU logo from the longhorn logo on the left to the distance of the UFCU logo from the word “Stadium” on the right. You don’t even have to be OCD to think it looks shitty. 

Are we sure the offending signage in question isn't temporary?

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Are we sure the offending signage in question isn't temporary?

No, and that’s my hope. Perhaps they will eventually install some more professional signage with illuminated, independent letters, and this is a temporary measure, but even as a stop gap, do better. 

Oh shit, this just in: they will replace the signs, indeed with illuminated letters, but they’re the ones with the exposed bulbs from the recruiting “All gas no brakes” photo shoot, bad kerning included.

On 6/23/2021 at 11:56 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They’re where we’re going to do the human sacrifices before the games

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Very metal.

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