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2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I can donate a volcano.

This one?

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On 7/24/2021 at 11:07 AM, Red Five said:

In the past six months we've gotten rid of Tom Herman, left this shitty conference, rid ourselves of Shaka and replaced him with Beard, and gotten rid of our Tennessee orange. 

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It's like the curse has been lifted.

Sans the orange shade, that's a beautiful picture. 

 

On 7/28/2021 at 5:59 PM, cdain3 said:

 

What % of the screen will be devoted to the border of static unchanging ads?

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

What % of the screen will be devoted to the border of static unchanging ads?

I'm hoping that is what the two large (currently uncovered) panels on either side are for and that they will use the actual screen for in-game stuff.

53 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm hoping that is what the two large (currently uncovered) panels on either side are for and that they will use the actual screen for in-game stuff.

good luck with all that

45 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That Taco Bell gong is going to rock the stadium

I'm pretty sure Taco Bell doesn't sponsor us anymore? The days of me eating 4 bean burritos and ass-blasting my neighbors in the stadium has been over for years. 

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They should run the Bradley cooper video.

34 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

They should run the Bradley cooper video.

What video is that? Can you post a link?

Can’t find it. My one friend who is real tied in and knows things before everyone else texted it to me this morning.

We need more burnt orange colored seats around the stadium. Maybe color the top third of the bottom “bowl” burnt orange…

19 minutes ago, ShilohBarks said:

We need more burnt orange colored seats around the stadium. Maybe color the top third of the bottom “bowl” burnt orange…

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I think the place looks great.  I'm ready. 🤘🤘🤘

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm glad they ended up building the stadium on campus and not out in the middle of nowhere like that guy wanted

That’s what 22nd looked like in 1924. PM armybrat. 

When is the team moving back into the SEZ? Thought that was supposed to happen this week 

Spoiler

 

Only 4 luxury boxes with shitty site-lines.  Gonna be tough to market those. 

On 7/30/2021 at 11:27 AM, CycleTex87 said:

Video system up & running

 

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1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

When is the team moving back into the SEZ? Thought that was supposed to happen this week 

weekend of August 21st.

I tried to be sarcastic on this, but that actually looks pretty cool 
No place for adzillatron, do not want
34 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:
I tried to be sarcastic on this, but that actually looks pretty cool 

No place for adzillatron, do not want

that was basically the gist of it :D

3 weeks away from opening kickoff.  And the construction job is starting to remind of the final scene in "Gung Ho" where Michael Keaton and the crew are furiously trying to assemble the last few hundred cars before the final inspection.  gonna be a shitshow of a punchlist/breakdown in the last 10 days.

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

What’s with the gap?

Damnit you beat me to this

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

3 weeks away from opening kickoff.  And the construction job is starting to remind of the final scene in "Gung Ho" where Michael Keaton and the crew are furiously trying to assemble the last few hundred cars before the final inspection.  gonna be a shitshow of a punchlist/breakdown in the last 10 days.

“I see ah-fiffteen tousan cahs.”

“I rike you. You-ah make me raff.”

16 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

“I see ah-fiffteen tousan cahs.”

“I rike you. You-ah make me raff.”

You are welcome to stay at our house, uncle.

Is your wife home?

Yes, uncle.

Ramada Inn! 

Terribly underrated 80's comedy with some heart.  

 

It's not even just the stadium, all the street repairs going on around DKR are behind schedule (NE side, east side, et. al.).  And while there's not much student activity/traffic near the stadium, there'll be some vehicular congestion with commuters, faculty, and others.  Manor Garage has been where 1,000 workers park each day.  When that gets converted back to student parking on August 25th, I have no idea what the fuck they're gonna do for the final 10 days of construction.  

Don't get me wrong, the SEZ will be declared "open", but it won't be "done."  Happens all the time in construction, I get it.  But they were just blazing ahead during much of Covid-19 and thought they'd finish early and get bonuses.  Not so much anymore.  The premium seating areas, entry/egress, handicapped/emergency components...all that is done (though the catering kitchens won't be...they'll be supplemented by the east side hospitality areas).  So the rich and the old will get their fix.  But the general seating/student areas won't quite be done, nor will concession areas/concourses.  Probably not until Rice, perhaps later.  But the all-important illuminated Longhorn will go live on schedule, it will look its most glorious for the halftime runout during the Rice night game.  

tl;dr---even if you're not sitting in the SEZ this season (most of us aren't), be aware the construction areas will still be staged for ULL and possibly Rice.  Gonna be a clusterfuck, more than usual.  Plan your routes and walks accordingly.  Bring an extra beer for the walk, in case you get rerouted.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You are welcome to stay at our house, uncle.

Is your wife home?

Yes, uncle.

Ramada Inn! 

Terribly underrated 80's comedy with some heart.  

I took Keaton and his family from his home in Montana to California to get his name star on the walk of fame. Terribly nice people. Couldn’t help but see him wiping the spittle off of his compatriot with a ribbon of shame. 

56 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I took Keaton and his family from his home in Montana to California to get his name star on the walk of fame. Terribly nice people. Couldn’t help but see him wiping the spittle off of his compatriot with a ribbon of shame. 

Now you’ve got me curious who his “family” contains, because his ex-wife died a long time ago, and he was famously non-committal with Courteney Cox. And if he lives in Montana, I suspect he hangs out a lot with Letterman, they’ve been friends for more than 40 years.

Oh yeah, stadium, c’mon guys, lift that bale, tote that barge!

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Now you’ve got me curious who his “family” contains, because his ex-wife died a long time ago, and he was famously non-committal with Courteney Cox. And if he lives in Montana, I suspect he hangs out a lot with Letterman, they’ve been friends for more than 40 years.

Oh yeah, stadium, c’mon guys, lift that bale, tote that barge!

It was him, a passel of brothers and his son. He has a home in Big Timber.

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s what 22nd looked like in 1924. PM armybrat. 

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That shit don’t look like it’ll be finished in 30 days.

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