Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

LOL. Look at the landmarks on the field. They line up with the post. He was standing off center in the tunnel.

Bro it’s fucking obviously off-centered and it’s visible from every angle
  • Replies 5.2k
  • Views 595.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

  • Popular Post
19 minutes ago, wood said:

LOL. Look at the landmarks on the field. They line up with the post. He was standing off center in the tunnel.

Yeah I took one from that angle to make it line up just for y'all OCD fucks. I guarantee you they went off the control lines of the existing stadium, which is all kinds of sketchy. If anything it's likely the entire existing stadium is slightly wonky and they aligned the field with that side of the tunnel, when it's not centered between the sides of the field to begin with.

Anyway nobody will ever notice besides some armchair architects pixel peeping on photographs. You are there to get smashed, have fun with friends, and watch fucking football. Who cares if from one exact angle there's a slight discrepancy.

Anyway, night games are gonna be something, especially once the stadium gets the lighting upgrade planned later.

 

IMG_20210814_102833.jpg

11 minutes ago, YeeYeeCTE said:


Bro it’s fucking obviously off-centered and it’s visible from every angle

There's other shit to watch than goalpost alignment bub

maxresdefault.jpg

 

texas-longhorns-hot-girls-570x371.jpg

 

16 minutes ago, YeeYeeCTE said:


Bro it’s fucking obviously off-centered and it’s visible from every angle

It's not off-center with the field. With the tunnel? Sure, maybe. Probably. But not one picture I've seen looks like the photographer was centered. Angles / other spatial relationships can be misleading in photos. But ok, cool. I guess we'll all see when the place opens.

15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah I took one from that angle to make it line up just for y'all OCD fucks. I guarantee you they went off the control lines of the existing stadium, which is all kinds of sketchy. If anything it's likely the entire existing stadium is slightly wonky and they aligned the field with that side of the tunnel, when it's not centered between the sides of the field to begin with.

Yep that's what I figgered re: the field not being centered in the first place, and the positioning in your pic. Lol, you photography troll ; ) .

100% agree re: the rest, too.

Edited by wood

6 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Close the nose and have the fog come out of the nostrils.

Close the nose and have fog come out of the nostrils, then when the team busts through the "mouth" the fog is hit with Burnt Orange lighting so the team is bathed in Burnt Orange as they take the field.

 

It will be as the gods emerging from the mouth of the titan.

Edited by HOOK'EMHOOAH
soliloquy

  • Popular Post

I don’t know if it is a schtick, or if some of you idoits truly are bothered about the way the field lines up. It looks beautiful to most normal people.

For those of you that seriously have a problem with it…

spacer.png

Clearly, goal post alignment talk not going away

Edited by jTower
Punctuation

I don’t know if it is a schtick, or if some of you idoits truly are bothered about the way the field lines up. It looks beautiful to most normal people.
For those of you that seriously have a problem with it…
les-grossman-fuck-your-own-face.gif

It’s glaring bro. It’s obviously not aligned or else it would be dead center in the H, and it’s about a yard misaligned
And now get your Hookems up for the EyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyYyyyyYyyyYYYYYeeees of Te...gotdamm my head is itching something fierce!


FIFY

Everyone will forget about the goalposts being out of alignment as soon as the players refuse to stay on the field for “The Eyes of Texas”.

Everyone will forget about the goalposts being out of alignment as soon as the players refuse to stay on the field for “The Eyes of Texas”.

And everyone will forget about the eyes of Texas when we go out there and lose to rice

Sigh. So you're gonna be that guy this year, huh?

It's a bold strategy, but let's see if you make it through the season.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

“Wait, you’re allowed to put trophies in your hall of champions?” -Ag 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Wait, you’re allowed to put trophies in your hall of champions?” -Ag 

Wait, you guys are getting trophies?  /we'rethemillers.gif

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wait, you guys are getting trophies?  /we'rethemillers.gif

Wait, you guys win championships?

  • Popular Post
2 hours ago, ShilohBarks said:

All these SEZ photos made my day!!! Thanks!!!

Yeah it was epic for me to get to roll out there before the project ends too. Glad I could share it. I may find a way to get there next week for actual work but more than likely gonna be slammed at the office and unable to have an excuse to go into the field 3 hours away :D

2021_0814_09171200.jpg

2021_0814_09182000.jpg

Yeah it was epic for me to get to roll out there before the project ends too. Glad I could share it. I may find a way to get there next week for actual work but more than likely gonna be slammed at the office and unable to have an excuse to go into the field 3 hours away [emoji3]
2021_0814_09171200.thumb.jpg.c70a12d576646ee617937abf93149eba.jpg
2021_0814_09182000.thumb.jpg.295b78a80e4bdb34c57f5fab22ec0f7b.jpg
You're awesome bro! Thanks for the pics.
2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Flexing my poop photography skillz, but here's one of the new arena from a distance. 

20210815_130905.jpg

 

0x_lfQ.gif

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Flexing my poop photography skillz, but here's one of the new arena from a distance. 

20210815_130905.jpg

Oh shit

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

I may find a way to get there next week for actual work but more than likely gonna be slammed at the office and unable to have an excuse to go into the field 3 hours away :D

fuck-today-fuck-that.gif

Did they power wash the entire stadium? Every section looks brand new. 

Edited by Blackcat00

15 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Did they power wash the entire stadium? Every section looks brand new. 

I’m sure they did. When I worked in minor league baseball, we’d power wash the stadium between every home stand. 

3 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I’m sure they did. When I worked in minor league baseball, we’d power wash the stadium between every home stand. 

Did you ever get called up to the majors?

12 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Sigh. So you're gonna be that guy this year, huh?

It's a bold strategy, but let's see if you make it through the season.

Yeah I smell aggy...

8 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Flexing my poop photography skillz, but here's one of the new arena from a distance. 

20210815_130905.jpg

Totally not aligned with the track stadium ... AT ALL!!!1111!!

13 hours ago, YeeYeeCTE said:


And everyone will forget about the eyes of Texas when we go out there and lose to rice

Just shut up already. 

1 hour ago, wood said:

Yeah I smell aggy...

Agreed. It’s been obvious since his first day. 
 

interestingly, the others I called out as aggy last week have disappeared. Hmmmm........

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Agreed. It’s been obvious since his first day. 
 

interestingly, the others I called out as aggy last week have disappeared. Hmmmm........

They can’t help themselves. It’s as if dipshit just oozes out of every pore. 

11 hours ago, wood said:

Totally not aligned with the track stadium ... AT ALL!!!1111!!

At least the letters in TEXAS aren't touching.

On 8/13/2021 at 7:17 PM, YeeYeeCTE said:


The first time I went to the cotton bowl I bought tickets in a section that ended up putting me directly behind a column

My wife’s roommate’s dad was a SWC ref. He gave them his comp tickets one year when he was assigned the RRS. Woohoo! Midfield seats…directly behind the column. 

On 8/14/2021 at 10:57 AM, Zeus said:

Party decks are gonna be suite, so are the field level sweets.

IMG_20210814_101423.jpg

 

On 8/14/2021 at 10:55 AM, Zeus said:

IMG_20210814_101326.jpg

 

On 8/14/2021 at 11:25 AM, Zeus said:

 

IMG_20210814_103758.jpg

I’ll be that guy.  Are the party decks really worth sacrificing the seamless transition found in the NEZ? Bellmont didn’t need to go up any further than necessary to accommodate the Longhorn tunnel entrance, and then they could have done whatever they wanted on top of that (video board, party decks, suites galore). Instead, we have obstructed views or makeshift retrofits that take away some of our ability to make fun of aggy Kyle Field.

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

8 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’ll be that guy.  Are the party decks really worth sacrificing the seamless transition found in the NEZ? Bellmont didn’t need to go up any further than necessary to accommodate the Longhorn tunnel entrance, and then they could have done whatever they wanted on top of that (video board, party decks, suites galore). Instead, we have obstructed views or makeshift retrofits that take away some of our ability to make fun of aggy Kyle Field.

Yeah the party decks seem fucking sweet standing on em. 

Honestly I think they should repour some angled podiums on those old corner seats and change those anyway. They are perpendicular to the field even though they are beyond the endzone anyway.

  • Popular Post
On 8/14/2021 at 8:02 PM, YeeYeeCTE said:


Bro it’s fucking obviously off-centered and it’s visible from every angle

 

On 8/15/2021 at 8:51 AM, YeeYeeCTE said:


It’s glaring bro. It’s obviously not aligned or else it would be dead center in the H, and it’s about a yard misaligned

I've not been able to be around much lately. I feel like every summer, some of us get busy with other shit and then a bunch of the rest of you guys just get or stay lazy and let dipshits like this clown show up and develop enough rep, somehow, that they get to stick around throughout the season and buttfuck threads constantly.

This guy posts too much and he's adding no value. How he has positive rep is beyond me. And I'm a supporter of being patient with new posters when they're not either trolls or just dipshits that can't sit back and learn for a bit, maybe read the room, before spewing their word vomit onto the board. 

Also, is there a way to send all commenters/comments about the stadium not lining up into some sort of purgatory thread where they can only see each other's bullshit and spare the rest of us from that weak whining? I'd like to click on this thread occasionally and see actual stadium updates without the fucking bleating about burnt orange nuances and goalpost alignment. Boring, weak shit.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

 

I've not been able to be around much lately. I feel like every summer, some of us get busy with other shit and then a bunch of the rest of you guys just get or stay lazy and let dipshits like this clown show up and develop enough rep, somehow, that they get to stick around throughout the season and buttfuck threads constantly.

This guy posts too much and he's adding no value. How he has positive rep is beyond me. And I'm a supporter of being patient with new posters when they're not either trolls or just dipshits that can't sit back and learn for a bit, maybe read the room, before spewing their word vomit onto the board. 

He reads like a student, so he thinks he knows everything. Like we all did at that age. 

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He reads like a student, so he thinks he knows everything. Like we all did at that age. 

I dunno bro. What gave it away bro? 

12 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:


The 21 greatest days of his life.

Major League Power Washing sounds awesome.

52 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

 

I’ll be that guy.  Are the party decks really worth sacrificing the seamless transition found in the NEZ? Bellmont didn’t need to go up any further than necessary to accommodate the Longhorn tunnel entrance, and then they could have done whatever they wanted on top of that (video board, party decks, suites galore). Instead, we have obstructed views or makeshift retrofits that take away some of our ability to make fun of aggy Kyle Field.

It's not seamless because Moncrief is under it, not because they were in love with the idea of party decks.

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Major League Power Washing sounds awesome.

The ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.

13 hours ago, EZ$ said:

I’m sure they did. When I worked in minor league baseball, we’d power wash the stadium between every home stand. 

 

13 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Did you ever get called up to the majors?

Sure as hell wouldn’t be posting on this site if I had!!!

15 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

The ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.

And we hit white balls for BP?  because they were power washed clean?  

It looks like the party decks have some slope, where you're standing on the side of a hill while out there, true?  So the spilled beer runs down the front of the deck?

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

It looks like the party decks have some slope, where you're standing on the side of a hill while out there, true?  So the spilled beer runs down the front of the deck?

Somebody get out there and plumb bob one of those sunbitches.  

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.