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I'm giving away the 2005 UT Championship Wheaties box featuring Mac

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To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) I'm giving away a mint-condition 2005 UT Championship Wheaties Box with Mac on the front. Post a funny/stupid reason why you should get it and whichever response gets the most likes by end of day, April 17, loses and has to accept the box. Sending good wishes to you all. Hang in there! 

Edited by TreatyOak
Edited to reflect the current Surly mood

I don’t want or need this dumbass box, but I do want rep.  Please clap. Or Pos Rep.

if I win, I’ll create a similar thread and we can give it away again.

Are the orange slices included in the box still edible?

Do you have a box of Sally's Cookie Crisps?

Give it to me...cuz I'm tired, I'm old and have almost given up hope. Alzheimers and dimentia are setting in and my memory is fading.  The box would serve as a reminder of the good times I can't remember otherwise.

The OP should commission Thujone to create a masterpiece of dicks, orange slices, and Mack and Greg

butt sex. Then OP should shit on the box, light it on fire, and throw it in a dumpster to symbolize what that

rat bastard did to this program. Thus this would complete the circle and end the curse of butterteeth.  

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) I'm giving away a mint-condition 2005 UT Championship Wheaties Box with Mac on the front. Post a funny/stupid reason why you should get it and whichever response gets the most likes by end of day, April 17, gets the box. Sending good wishes to you all. Hang in there! 

Negged. 

You see that box of corn flakes over there?   well it scares you to death...

 

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) ...

negged ...

I need it to match mine.  
I do have a Vince Young football action figure that may be worth something unlike the cereal box.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Mac?  

McWhorter. Limited edition release

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

3 hours ago, po elvis said:

can you see what the "use by" date is please?

and is the cereal unopened? 

30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

according to some on the surly, both of those must have been new technologies for you at one time

Got any Clorox wipes instead?

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I'm gonna rep op. Make him keep that shit.

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Would love to win this, but I’m unavailable to pick it up now.  I’m killing myself in Florida indefinitely.

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12 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Would love to win this, but I’m unavailable to pick it up now.  I’m killing myself in Florida indefinitely.

I'll gladly mail it to the winner. To fully appreciate the awesomeness of this once-in-lifetime treasure, I am including a shot of the back. And yes, the cereal bag inside is unopened, so if things get really bad over the next few months, you can tear open the air-sealed container and enjoy a delicious and nutritious bowl of Wheaties. 

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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Mac?  

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Yeah, why is this guy signing you cereal box?

(Also: Britt Hager and Eric Metcalf sighting!  Gotdamn, will we ever beat BYU?).  And when did Mac turn into Spike Dykes?

 

Spoiler

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Look I have a link to Kate Beckinsale stretching her leg over her head and some fairy is tanning her with a goddamn cat between her legs. Why the fuck can’t I post it without img tags like a few years back.

 

i am drunk, take it easy.

Definitely my thread now. Whoever made tapatalk hard AF and made posting gifs a crime can gobble on salty balls. Old bbc code was 1000x time easier.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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I had that poster on the wall of my Jester West dorm room my freshman year at UT.

 

Good times.

 

Mine is scared to death of being alone.

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https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

 

Americans are 'craving comfort food' during coronavirus: Cereal, snacks, baked goods fly off shelves

 

Let’s just call this a judgment-free zone until further notice.

Americans are indulging in comfort food as the coronavirus pandemic keeps them cooped up, eating sugary cereal, junk food, frozen pizza and other maybe-not-so-healthy items to help get them through the pandemic.

Grain. Yep, that's what I want when I jump out of bed. No sausage and eggs for me ma, I'm having grain 'cause that's what Mac (sic) Brown eats! 

No thanks. Nice way to try to send coronavirus to a poster.

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4 hours ago, markstanco said:

'Craving?

Oooooops, didnt see the ' after food

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