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bringing you the unbiased, objective, hard hitting news.  their latest tweet:

 

 

 

behave enjoy yourselves.

If you collected their testicles and passed them through a drinking straw, it’d look like a bunch of kernels of corn rolling around in a storm drain.

42 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

bringing you the unbiased, objective, hard hitting news.  their latest tweet:

If you didn't know better you'd think that was The Onion. 

 

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Is that anchor 13? Isn't that a labor law violation? 

Trump chose her himself.  Because...reasons. 

Just read up on Chanel, sign me up. There nudes out there somewhere. 

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for those unfamiliar, oann is the jeanine pirro of chuck todds.

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there are several decent stories about chanel being banned from the white house briefing room (then sneaking back in as a special guest).  she also seems to be continually violating the guidelines about sitting in your fucking seat - since she's always kinda hovering in the back left.

here's a good overview with some fun links:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/trump-propaganda-outlet-one-america-news-uninvited-briefings

I happened to run across the live broadcast station tonight.  No idea why I bothered to stop, even for a minute.

This network seems to have an eye for hot young chicks. I guess I can see eye to eye with them on something after all. 

9 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This network seems to have an eye for hot young chicks. I guess I can see eye to eye with them on something after all. 

Hot + young + inexperienced = cheap labor source.  It's where Tomi Lahern got her start.

Hey, it's easier on the eyes for the audience, the production crew, whatnot.  But that "network" doesn't have deep pockets. 

 

38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hot + young + inexperienced = cheap labor source.  It's where Tomi Lahern got her start.

Hey, it's easier on the eyes for the audience, the production crew, whatnot.  But that "network" doesn't have deep pockets. 

 

Damn, those things are cheap? It seems I've been spending imprudently. 

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2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Damn, those things are cheap? It seems I've been spending imprudently. 

way cheaper than you think. just like tiger cubs. 

On 4/13/2020 at 1:57 AM, SizzleChest said:

She describes herself as a Harvard graduate but actually enrolled in Harvard's Extension School

She's certainly helping with my extension program

"Rion" seems like a dumb person's idea of a clever way to spell Ryan.

 

Guess "Patrick" was taken.

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

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It looks like she just found out she has to suck his little mushroom.

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It looks like she just found out she has to suck his little mushroom.

And he has a look like it's already too late

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