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#401

I’m not exactly a super high information voter, but the first time I ever heard of MJ Hegar was when I saw her name on the ballot in the voting booth. Her chances are not great, me thinks. 
 

Everyone knew who Beto was. That’s why he was able to keep it close. 

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    So, believe it or not, more than a couple of readers have sent me messages/emails suggesting that I run for Cornyn's seat in six years. It's a crazy idea.  But when I get such messages in the future,

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#402

A key to the election--if they're Republicans, they're liars.  

#403
11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Now is the time to check every GOP Senator and Rep. 

Why? To the people who vote GOP, education is a black mark.

 

#404

I'd like to see Cornyn try and knock door to door in a Laredo barrio. Fucker would be scared shitless.

#405

Cornyn will win by at least. 53-47 percent.

Hegar ran a horrible campaign. I finally got to see her in an interview recently and thought she sounded solid. But her ads are comically bad.

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#406

Cornyn is such a bitch. Watching him ask Former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe questions

 

 

#407

Glad to see Cornyn supports PR statehood!

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Absolute moron.

(I screenshot it instead of linking it because he surely will delete it. Right?)

#409
Will be curious to see how many people vote for Biden AND Cronyn. 
 
My mother is one. Asked her why and she Basically said it was  due to MJs commercials.  Apparently they rub her the wrong way.   
 
Ugh.  At least she voted Biden
 
edit:  what strange is that she voted for Beto and loved Obama. So it’s not like she is some republican never trumper. 

This was always the expectation. 11,255,671 votes for President and 11,081,312 for Senate so the gap is only about 175k. If we assume all of Hegar’s 4.85mm voted for Biden (obviously not literally true but safe enough for approximation) that’s about 360k extra votes to get to Biden’s 5.21mm. To be conservative let’s say that all of the 175k that didn’t bother to go down ballot went for Biden (also not true but leads to conservative estimate) and you end up with at least 185,000 Biden-Cronyn voters. Could be higher. In 2018 Abbott ran about 400k votes ahead of Cruz in races with nearly identical numbers of votes cast. So this bloc isn’t swinging election results yet but it isn’t exactly a herd of unicorns.
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#411

cornyn spox:

waaaaa she said mean things about us waaaaaa

 

what a bunch of fucking snowflakes

 

#412

Oh, so NOW they care about “mean tweets”?

And now they actually read Twitter?

How many times did these yellow bellied Republican senators claim to not read Twitter when asked by reporters to comment on Trump’s latest tweets?

They can fuck all the way off.

#413

It's my understanding that confirmation by the Senate isn't really necessary.  Just put "acting" in front of the position and glitch is fixed. 

#414
7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's my understanding that confirmation by the Senate isn't really necessary.  Just put "acting" in front of the position and glitch is fixed. 

This seriously may be the only way to do anything going forward.  Rs have broken our system of government, so fuck em right in the ass.

#415
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This seriously may be the only way to do anything going forward.  Rs have broken our system of government, so fuck em right in the ass.

Not that we should believe them, but there have been 3 Rs who have said Yellen is acceptable to them - Cornyn, Grassley and Toomey. 

#416

I hope the only reason that count isn't at 45+ is because the others haven't been asked

#417

The amount of unfettered bullshit spewing out of this crooked fuck is exceptional 

#418

Yep. Good reply from Frum regarding Cornyns speech. They will ignore everything they did or didn’t do under trump. It never happened  

 

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#419
On 11/30/2020 at 5:23 PM, Neonmoon said:

The amount of unfettered bullshit spewing out of this crooked fuck is exceptional 

The hypocrisy is going to be turned up to 15 (it's already at 11) and 70 million people will fall for it and vote for them again in 2022 and 2024.  I don't see how we stop it.

#420
On 11/30/2020 at 5:23 PM, Neonmoon said:

The amount of unfettered bullshit spewing out of this crooked fuck is exceptional 

You don't have to support shit, your orange Jesus paved the way for unfettered unlimited appointments.  So go sit in the corner you assclown.

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/09/813577462/how-trump-has-filled-high-level-jobs-without-senate-confirmation

 

#421
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The hypocrisy is going to be turned up to 15 (it's already at 11) and 70 million people will fall for it and vote for them again in 2022 and 2024.  I don't see how we stop it.

Old age and natural causes are going to stop a lot of them from voting in '22 and '24.

#423
On 11/30/2020 at 5:23 PM, Neonmoon said:

 

HOLEE SHIT.

How do they say this stuff with straight faces?!

#425
On 12/1/2020 at 7:28 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Yep. Good reply from Frum regarding Cornyns speech. They will ignore everything they did or didn’t do under trump. It never happened  

 

They've been taking concern troll lessons. It will work because trolls never go away. They may hide under a bridge when things get tough, but the Democrats didn't learn from the three billy goats gruff.

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#427
Cornyn is doing more bits on Twitter.
 

What a dumbass. Fucker is worthless
#428
13 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Cornyn is doing more bits on Twitter.

 

Cornyn can go fuck himself. I hate what Republicans have become.

#429
2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Cornyn can go fuck himself. I hate what Republicans have become.

Name-calling simpletons. That’s their core brand. 

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#430
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Name-calling simpletons. That’s their core brand. 

They know their audience.

#439
9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

If only that had been tweeted before the election. 

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#448

He's all hat and no cattle.  Always has been.  Reminds me so much of that picture of him on a horse in a parade.  That Buckaroo Cowboy fringy thing he wears along with his white hat.   

The idea that this is what Texans think of when they think brisket is about as far off as what he thinks they think a texan looks like in their eyes, drugstore cowboy.

Damn wish I could find that pic again.

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