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Why did they screenshot it? Now only people that follow them or follow someone who retweets it will see it. 

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    So, believe it or not, more than a couple of readers have sent me messages/emails suggesting that I run for Cornyn's seat in six years. It's a crazy idea.  But when I get such messages in the future,

  • I’m a 4th generation Texan and I’m fucking embarrassed cause of fuckwads like you. You’re not ashamed of our representatives, that whole power thing that made our state uninhabitable, Hot wheels someh

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46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Why did they screenshot it? Now only people that follow them or follow someone who retweets it will see it. 

Because, once again, Dems suck at the game. 

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Never seen someone so proud to be a bad cook. 

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CORNYN: That brisket abortion.

ABBOTT: Sauce is the most important part of good BBQ.

TRUMP: Where's the ketchup for my burnt steak?

What the fuck is wrong with Texans for voting for these assholes?

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Shouldn’t Cornyn be in jail for that abortion? Who do I report it to for my bounty?

I'm from Ohio. That's not brisket. That's ketchup baked ham. 

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

Shouldn’t Cornyn be in jail for that abortion? Who do I report it to for my bounty?

That’s a late term brisket if I ever saw one.  

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is that even beef?

I’m guessing it’s bef.  Some sort of vegan soy product that resembles beef.

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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Clint Eastwood Coffee GIF

12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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This has to be an April Fools prank, right?

I wouldn't let my dog eat that.

Even though Cruz and Cornyn are monsters, I'd at least understand why Texas Republicans would vote for them if they showed any signs of "manliness" or classic Texan personality or traits. 

But these dipshits go out of their way to expose themselves as frauds.  Serious question for any people on here who vote for Cruz or Cornyn: have you no shame? 

 

Y'all can stop worrying about Cornyn, he's gonna be gone.  That's a rock-solid guarantee.

He will be primaried.

By Ken Paxton.

And it won't even be close.

 

Sleep well tonight.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s just fucking with us now.

I'm def suspicious. My meatloaf looks like tenderloin compared to that abomination.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all can stop worrying about Cornyn, he's gonna be gone.  That's a rock-solid guarantee.

He will be primaried.

By Ken Paxton.

And it won't even be close.

 

Sleep well tonight.

Who is the worst Texas Supreme Court justice? Because I assume that will be our next AG. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Brisco Cain 

He wouldn't have a chance, he's too libtard.

You think I'm kidding.  I'm not -- read the current MAGA take on Cain.

38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm def suspicious. My meatloaf looks like tenderloin compared to that abomination.

Didn't he just repost the original picture? Figured it was a self-deprecating post.

 

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He wouldn't have a chance, he's too libtard.

You think I'm kidding.  I'm not -- read the current MAGA take on Cain.

Too gay? NTTIAWWT

On 12/24/2020 at 9:37 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Didn't he just repost the original picture? Figured it was a self-deprecating post.

I think the trivet marks it as two different occasions. Is he that self-aware to make it a bit? I wanna (dis)believe!

 

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For somebody angling to be the top Republican in the Senate, he makes some interesting comments that will send some Republicans into a tizzy.

https://x.com/JohnCornyn/status/1850522448380195309

Biden-Harris Legacy on Ukraine: "True, Kiev remains independent. Recall, though, that Biden’s first instinct was to offer Volodymyr Zelensky safe passage to exile. Zelensky said no thanks, he needed ammunition instead. And while Biden has supplied Ukraine with weapons, aid carries a price. Biden slow-walked transfer of critical platforms such as Patriots, ATACMs, Abrams tanks, and F-16s.

He continues to impose restrictions on long-range firings. Promising to stand by Ukraine as long as it takes, Biden has refused to do whatever it takes to help Ukraine stop and repel the invaders. The war grinds on, with no end in sight, draining the West’s political will to assist Ukraine’s righteous cause. Biden’s fear of Russian nukes grants Putin escalation dominance. No one is safer."

https://www.commentary.org/articles/matthew-continetti/biden-foreign-policy/

Definitely at odds with the rest of them. 

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Cornyn been working his way towards Senate GOP leader for years and got passed over for some jagoff from South Dakota…hilarious 

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Somehow, still not as cartoonishly ridiculous as Trump claiming Biden is a robot. The most charitable explanation for anyone who still supports the GOP Cult is they're mentally ill.

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Somehow, still not as cartoonishly ridiculous as Trump claiming Biden is a robot. The most charitable explanation for anyone who still supports the GOP Cult is they're mentally ill.

I'm just chuckling at Cornyn trying to play that game. He's clearly not equipped and will get eviscerated. At least Paxton is genuine. A genuine piece of human shit.

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so Cornyn not even going to try the corruption angle on Kenny? Guess he knows that it doesn't move the needle one bit with Maga. Except to move it in Kenny's favor. 

1 hour ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

so Cornyn not even going to try the corruption angle on Kenny? Guess he knows that it doesn't move the needle one bit with Maga. Except to move it in Kenny's favor. 

That would probably mean further exposing Timmy and Farris and they're all more scared of Timmy and Farris than Kenny.

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How should I reply? He left a voicemail last night too 😒

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Tell him the best thing he can do is switch parties and caucus with the democrats

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Tell him the best thing he can do is switch parties and caucus with the democrats

We don't want that POS.

Good to see Cornyn enjoyed answering those questions about the dead girls.

11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

We don't want that POS.

We have worse, and I'll take any vote we can get

37 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Note how she put quotes around “back yard.” Love anal reference, Laura.

Note how she put quotes around “back yard.” Love anal reference, Laura.

Understand that when accusing a Republican of association with coke-dealing Latina prostitutes, the only damning part of that is “Latina.”
Oh, and from what I understand, it wasn’t the prostitute part of their resume that attracted this particular patron’s attention.

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