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On 4/16/2020 at 8:51 AM, RPM said:

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70,000+ dead (And rising) and this asshole had nothing but jokes two months ago. Cool tweet 

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    So, believe it or not, more than a couple of readers have sent me messages/emails suggesting that I run for Cornyn's seat in six years. It's a crazy idea.  But when I get such messages in the future,

  • I’m a 4th generation Texan and I’m fucking embarrassed cause of fuckwads like you. You’re not ashamed of our representatives, that whole power thing that made our state uninhabitable, Hot wheels someh

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On 4/16/2020 at 11:15 AM, YChang said:

I’m not a data scientist. But seems like there’s a pretty big chasm between a model and a poll. Especially since polls are simply a measurement of a moment in time, while a model is ever evolving. 

mmm, models and chasms and polls.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

And this is why I’m all in favor of Dems going no lube if they take control. What’s the point of having power if you don’t use it just so you can take the moral high ground. 

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Yeah republicans are complete hypocrites and water is wet.

He supported Bush's Open Government Act (2007) which I haven't kept up with, but supported back then, but it's time for him to go home now. He is out of touch and out of time.

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51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Between this and the Corona beer pic, it's proof positive that this motherfucker is one of the most tone-deaf pieces of shit on the planet ...

He's not tone deaf.  He's letting the Trumpkins know that he stands with them.  It's a wink and a nod.

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1 out of 4 Republican primary voters didn’t vote for him. He does not have strong favorables for someone seeking a fourth term.

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7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's not tone deaf.  He's letting the Trumpkins know that he stands with them.  It's a wink and a nod.

Yeah, he's about as subtle as a shart

14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

John Cornyn, always on top of what's important.

 

the republican party firmly believes deep down in their psyche that people are here to serve the economy and not the other way around. 

Not shocking - Cornyn defending one of the most heinous acts by a President in my lifetime. Attacking American citizens for a photo op. 

This by itself should result in a new Texas senator next year.

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

i still think he's actually stupid

 

"We didn't use tear gas, which is an irritant delivered via a smoke-like gas. Instead we deployed smoke canisters AND fired irritants (pepper) directly at the protesters. Night and day folks. Fake news."

Cornyn definitely should be removed but I don't have any faith in Texans looking beyond the R after his name on the ballot. Yes, there is a small chance he loses but there are so many silent republicans in Texas that believe Dems are going to take away their guns, raise income tax to 75% and force women to get abortions. 

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Republican politicians sure don't see much these days.  Everything is news to them.

On 6/3/2020 at 9:36 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

"We didn't use tear gas, which is an irritant delivered via a smoke-like gas. Instead we deployed smoke canisters AND fired irritants (pepper) directly at the protesters. Night and day folks. Fake news."

Cornyn definitely should be removed but I don't have any faith in Texans looking beyond the R after his name on the ballot. Yes, there is a small chance he loses but there are so many silent republicans in Texas that believe Dems are going to take away their guns, raise income tax to 75% and force women to get abortions. 

He’s old, he’s stale,  he takes tons of campaign money from private prisons and fights like hell to fill them up. He’s bad for the state, but...he’s safe this time around. Makes me sick!

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

A hurt dog will holler

 

Coming for you bitch.

15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

A hurt dog will holler

 

Biden polling with a slight lead in Texas has to scare Cornyn’s team. That might represent that some gop voters might sit this one out especially given that no one wants to stand in line to vote, or they might vote Dem to throw out anything related to trump. 

54 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

A hurt dog will holler

 

Hey little john -- we're eyeing the WHOLE.  FUCKING.  THING.  You and your party of simpering sycophantic simpletons is going to die.  I know this, because millions of us are making it our fucking mission to kill it.  You have chosen to align against the best interests of the state and its people.  So be it.  No quarter.  Raise the black flag.  You chose poorly.

59 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

A hurt dog will holler

 

All things being equal, I wish the Castro brothers had a bit more j'en ai se quoi...

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Senator Cornyn has retweeted me several times this weekend. Ted Cruz did, too.  Beto O'Rourke is following me but I don't think he has retweeted me yet.

 

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Senator Cornyn has retweeted me several times this weekend. Ted Cruz did, too.  Beto O'Rourke is following me but I don't think he has retweeted me yet.

 

I'm curious, what sort of stuff were they retweeting? You got some secretary porn going on for Ted?

18 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I'm curious, what sort of stuff were they retweeting? You got some secretary porn going on for Ted?


 

 

 

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csb.  I met the guy who was in charge of the VFD who led that fire fight.  He told me the paperwork on the incidents took months to complete.  Every one of those cars was a separate but related report.   

On 6/25/2020 at 7:14 PM, StassneyHorn said:

A hurt dog will holler

 

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I really don't understand a guy like Cornyn. He's 68 years old and looks older. He's got two grown children, I'm sure grandchildren soon if not already. More money than he could ever spend. He's already reached his political ceiling. He will never be Majority Leader or President. At that point, why not just retire and enjoy being rich and well connected?

I realize that likely applies to the majority of the Senate on #bothsides. Just really disappointing to me when politicians hang on just for the sake of it. Because that means its so lucrative and enriching that it's better than spending a very comfortable retirement doing whatever you want with whoever you want.

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Someone owns him and won't let him leave.

He has to tie up loose ends that could end up biting him in the ass if he retires.   The idea he might actually have to turn his office over to a D never occurred to him.   Always figured it would just go to the next white republican.

Any or all of those?

I forgot about this part of the whole thing in Tulia. Nate Blakeslee’s book should be required reading.

 

Jesus I'd forgotten all about that case.  Why am I not surprised to see Abbott, Cornyn and McCaul all working to avoid holding bad cops accountable in this story?

14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Senator Cornyn has retweeted me several times this weekend. Ted Cruz did, too.  Beto O'Rourke is following me but I don't think he has retweeted me yet.

 

And how does that make you feel?

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Intentionally creating uncertainty about the virus. That is very fucked up considering Houston is on the edge of a Covid shit storm.

 

On 5/29/2020 at 3:29 PM, elfenix said:

the republican party firmly believes deep down in their psyche that people are here to serve the economy and not the other way around. 

The economy has rights, too, you know!

Just saw an anti-Royce West ad air this morning.  Aside from it being laughably facile and fear-mongering, for him to be running ads during the democratic primary suggests his camp must really be worried.

Found the ad here for anyone interested in seeing it.  I think it's the same ad he ran during the Democratic presidential debates last year.

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