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Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please give me baseball or basketball and if I have to have these two douchbags calling it I will be fine and not complain ever ever again.

 

 

27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

WRONG.

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

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McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.
Do you not see my point?
7 minutes ago, markstanco said:
11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:
McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:
13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:
McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

I don’t at all.  As far as I can tell, well, you’re drunk.  You didn’t even post this on the correct board.

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The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?
IM NOT ANGRY YOU ASSHOLE
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The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?
Actually I am working. Making masks and gowns out of some badass material. But I have been over the edge of insanity so there is that.

Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

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Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.
If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.
10 hours ago, markstanco said:
11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

Agreed but sports is all relative. Some people think football is boring as shit and unappealing. I don't give a damn about watching tennis or golf either but some people love it. Everyone is suffering right now.

12 hours ago, formermav43 said:

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

*cornteen

12 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

... care to reconsider?

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I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

52 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Agreed but sports is all relative. Some people think futball is boring as shit and unappealing. 

FIFY and those people are correct

10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

People who get bent out of shape about announcers have a micropenis. It's a scientific fact. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

he'd never make it through the foreplay, given how worked up he gets over a 12 yard completion

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

People who get bent out of shape about announcers have a micropenis. It's a scientific fact. 

Beth Mowins fan I see!

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he'd never make it through the foreplay, given how worked up he gets over a 12 yard completion

This is my fear as well. "OH MY GOD, HORNONTHEBAYOU JUST UNHOOKED HER BRA! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" He sets the wrong mood for average action.

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

Buck's reply was great.  

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

" Rise and fire!" 

"The only thing Tim knows about pitching is that he can't hit it." - Gibson. 

13 hours ago, markstanco said:
13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

I went to a NASCAR event when I was 23. I didn’t watch a second of it but the environment was one of the most fun times you can have. NASCAR isn’t my thing but I had a fucking blast

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please give me baseball or basketball and if I have to have these two douchbags calling it I will be fine and not complain ever ever again.

 

 

You need to go get a room with Joe Buck....  

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I went to a NASCAR event when I was 23. I didn’t watch a second of it but the environment was one of the most fun times you can have. NASCAR isn’t my thing but I had a fucking blast

That's what I always heard. Aren't most of them BYOB? A bunch of drunk southern rednecks always makes for entertainment. People come out with their RVs and post up for about a week. It's like a week long tailgate. Always wanted to make a race at Texas Motor Speedway and spend a day out there. 

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37 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Aonother reason to love Jeopardy James

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