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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#21754
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

VA just updated and trump's lead narrows to 89,299

Haven't counted mail in votes.... NOVA with majority of outstanding vote.  VA shouldn't be in play.

#21755
6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And now y'all see why Trump was all aggro about wanting to have "results" tonight and why they fought so hard in the courts to trash votes.

They saw this coming and they know how it ends - when everything is counted, Biden will pull ahead.

All the shit you post about the mods here, and you still haven't donated to keep the site running?

#21756

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days? Also, why the fuck couldn’t mail in ballots get counted today?

Edited by StruggleBus

#21757
13 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Dems keep US House. 
How is the US Senate looking?

Tied 44-44

One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)

#21758
Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Haven't counted mail in votes.... NOVA with majority of outstanding vote.  VA shouldn't be in play.

It's not:

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#21760
Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Drink?

#21761

Nobody on the TV is putting emphasis on it, but the Minnesota returns are real strong positive signs for Michigan.

#21762
Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Keep drinking?

#21763
Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Keep drinking?

#21764

Poking around the various news sites, and Fox News has Biden up 207 to 148.  That was surprising, figure they'd delay some of those calls to keep Trump happy.

#21765
Tied 44-44
One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)
both of those are dem.

Edit: read arizona for some reason

#21766

The scariest part of all of this is there is zero chance of any republicans breaking with Trump. Those voting maps just reinforces his grip on that party. If you cross Trump as a republican you are fucked.  

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#21771

gotdammit.

all i asked for this morning was for this thing to NOT go like a UT football game. 

and it's going EXACTLY like a UT football game. 

 

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#21772

In more pressing news, Kanye West is up 6 votes on the Green Party candidate in Iowa.

#21774

Race is still Trump’s to lose, but he really fucked himself losing Arizona. He has a real shot at Nevada but this would for sure be over if he had won Arizona.

#21775
5 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days? Also, why the fuck couldn’t mail in ballots get counted today?

Because the GOP didn’t want them to be counted today. 

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#21776
1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

The scariest part of all of this is there is zero chance of any republicans breaking with Trump. Those voting maps just reinforces his grip on that party. If you cross Trump as a republican you are fucked.  

Yeah, Trumpism is here to stay. 

#21777
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Race is still Trump’s to lose, but he really fucked himself losing Arizona. He has a real shot at Nevada but this would for sure be over if he had won Arizona.

According to Jon Ralston, he doesn't have much of one in NV.

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#21778
1 minute ago, mchookem said:

gotdammit.

all i asked for this morning was for this thing to NOT go like a UT football game. 

and it's going EXACTLY like a UT football game. 

 

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We wanted the 05 Big 12 Championship.  We got 05 Rose Bowl.  Hopefully...

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#21782
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Tied 44-44

One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)

Zona flipped too.  Sadly, that may be it.  Cal fucked his way out and unbelievably, Collins is killing it in Maine.

 

#21787
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Drink?

 

3 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Keep drinking?

 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Keep drinking?

I think it's a consensus 

#21788
3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Tied 44-44

One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)

arizona is looking like a flip right?

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#21790

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

#21792
How’s the vote for Project Connect for Cap Metro going?

Both prop A and B passed. Enjoy your new property tax hike.
#21793
Race is still Trump’s to lose, but he really fucked himself losing Arizona. He has a real shot at Nevada but this would for sure be over if he had won Arizona.

No it wouldn’t be. Do you try to be wrong in every post you make?
#21794

We probably aren't getting any more results until tomorrow night. I'm gonna finish my drink and retire for the night. Cheers motherfuckers.

#21798
15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

PA is unique (like IL for example) that their cities are really large but their small towns are really small.  I'm seeing a country in Pennsyltucky with 2K votes and 100% reporting.  That's a block in Philly. 

 

#21799
Just now, CTC2 said:

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

yeah, dude, this was me too. i really thought that the high voter turnout boded ill for trump. does not appear to be the case, and it's pretty disappointing.

#21800
Mail in vote will save us according to ABC.
God help us.

They really gotta hope the mail in vote is hugely in favor of Biden. Not like 60/40. But like 75%.

Pen will be the real turning point. Biden will probably come back if these pundits know what they’re talking about.

But then again they had it wrong in 2016 and the experts said this would be a landslide tonight.
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