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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#22351
Just now, justhookit said:

I’m looking at 51-47 Trump in WI right now. I can’t believe this shit is this close.

Wisconsin has reported zero mail in ballots. 

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#22355

Like any good Republican Karen, Santorum is on CNN bitching about Pennsylvania “changing the rules” (ie making it easier to vote). What a turd.

#22357
5 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Santorum smug as hell on CNN.

He's a dick.  He'd rather have Trump's hand right now than Biden's.  OK, sure.

#22358
4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

Doesn't sound like you have to drive the kids so refrain from masturbating in any zoom calls and you should be fine.  

#22359
Just now, LonghornSean said:

 

That's huge if Trump wins PA, give Biden 270 with MI/WIS/AZ even without Georgia.

#22361

Lol Santorum saying he feels confident in PA while also defending Trumps tweet by shitting on PA secretary of states counting process. 

#22362
6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

2021

#22363
6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

5:59

#22364
5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think we have to admit a lot of these people are idiots but not necessarily racist.  This election seems to be proving just that so far. 

Apparently idiots and racists makes up a formidable voting coalition 

#22365
1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Like any good Republican Karen, Santorum is on CNN bitching about Pennsylvania “changing the rules” (ie making it easier to vote). What a turd.

Yeah I had to change that.  I'm listening for results.  Not partisan bickering we'll be hearing for the next fucking month if PA ends up being the deciding state and is disputed.

#22368

So if Biden pulls Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Michigan, he's at 270. And that's without PA. 

#22373
14 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

The dumbest mofos on this site would do a better job blackout drunk and covered in their own vomit than Trump

Thanks.

#22374
Just now, mdmost said:

So if Biden pulls Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Michigan, he's at 270. And that's without PA. 

Yep that NE-2 is gigantic actually.

#22378
10 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

Friday.

 

#22381
When I finished the Blantons, GA came back into play so hopefully this brings some more good news. 
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#22382

Arizona still tightening. 11% of Maricopa precincts came in at 8K-4K for Trump. However, if 11% of Maricopa precincts is only 12,000 votes then I'm not sure there are enough votes out there in the smaller counties to catch Biden.

#22383

You know how there's one or two states that always want to be divas and have their primaries first?

Some of these stupid ass states are doing the same thing on the back end... This is the only way anyone will ever give a flying shit about Pennsylvania.

#22384

I came into the night thinking Biden would roll. About two hours ago I thought Trump was going to blow Biden out early. I’m now leaning back to Biden.

Trump has to now hope that the non counted Atlanta votes don’t overcome his GA lead, there’s no election fuckery in PA, and that he wins Michigan. That’s a tall order.  

What a night!

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#22386
13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Iowa is a strange place. They don’t seemed moved that trump destroyed their trade with China, Trump wants to deport their labor force, and covid is skyrocketing there. I thought they might actually say that all of the above is bad.

All those farmers are getting subsidies and not losing any money.....as long as they are getting paid, and not planting.....well....they happy!

#22387
4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So if Biden pulls Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Michigan, he's at 270. And that's without PA. 

At this point I feel more confident that he gets pa than mi. 

#22388
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So if Biden pulls Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Michigan, he's at 270. And that's without PA. 

Been saying this for a while. Biden is going to win.

#22389
I’m looking at 51-47 Trump in WI right now. I can’t believe this shit is this close.
Not sure why they haven't started mail ins but some dirty math I did the other day showed that biden will be ahead once about 40% of mail ins are counted
#22390
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Arizona still tightening. 11% of Maricopa precincts came in at 8K-4K for Trump. However, if 11% of Maricopa precincts is only 12,000 votes then I'm not sure there are enough votes out there in the smaller counties to catch Biden.

His over performing in Maricopa and the one Tucson is in may be enough to carry him. 

#22391
1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

I came into the night thinking Biden would roll. About two hours ago I thought Trump wa ma going to blow Biden out early. I’m now leaning back to Biden. Trump has to now hope that the non counted Atlanta votes don’t overcome his GA lead, there’s no election fuckery in PA, and that he wins Michigan. That’s a tall order.  

What a night!

I believe Biden is the one worried about fuckery in PA.

#22392
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Arizona still tightening. 11% of Maricopa precincts came in at 8K-4K for Trump. However, if 11% of Maricopa precincts is only 12,000 votes then I'm not sure there are enough votes out there in the smaller counties to catch Biden.

Come the fuck on Zona!!

#22394
12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

You should've started about 7 hours ago.  Now you've only got about 3 good drinking hours left.

#22395
9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't drink, don't have kids, and don't work until 10.

I think I figured out why you have almost 15K posts

#22396
Yeah we've all lost tonight already. But obviously much is still at stake. 

Texas called for Trump.

Duh.

MI and PA. That’s all that matters.

Toss.
Up.
#22398

No idea why... but Trump edging back up on my book. At -150 right now.

#22400
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

god, i hate that word so fucking much.  "Latinx."  created by a bunch of Macbook using, NPR listening, craft coffee drinking nerds.

Thank you!!!!

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