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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#27202
Just now, Huckleberry said:

So it took somewhere around 18 hours for Pennsylvania to go from a 200k gap to 100k.

You know, if you're scheduling things. 

Now you tell me. I don't think I have enough alcohol left in the house for 18 more hours.

#27206
1 minute ago, Bodhi said:

Probably already in North Korea or Russia with all the sensitive information he could gather for barter just to be safe.

We probably should have taken that whole "if I lose you'll never see me again" statement seriously. Oh well.

#27208
Just now, Bama Chick said:

Y’all are crazy! Quit saying things are going to get violent! Don’t be a kook!”.

Me, an Alabama woman who voted for Joe Biden - “You sure about that?”.
 

He's got the Cain't-Hep-Its. He lives in Flomaton.

#27210
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Gonna be hard to run for President while seeking asylum in Russia. 

#27215
2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Desperation is an awful cologne. 

It's going to be comical how quickly Republicans abandon him once the writing is truly on the way. Utterly disgusting and pathetic that their spine has been otherwise absent for 4 years...but comical.

#27217
3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

It's a special blend.  Old Spice, High Karate, and something that takes out stains.  

#27221
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

It's going to be comical how quickly Republicans abandon him once the writing is truly on the way. Utterly disgusting and pathetic that their spine has been otherwise absent for 4 years...but comical.

I wouldn’t be so sure on this.  Trump’s cult has political value sadly. 

#27222
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

“Y’all are crazy! Quit saying things are going to get violent! Don’t be a kook!”.

Me, an Alabama woman who voted for Joe Biden - “You sure about that?”.

 

Just a reminder -- this is a good piece of evidence that when violence happens, do not count on the police to protect you.  They have chosen a side, and will back them.

Also, y'all confident fuckers best dial it back.  This shit remains completely in play.  The question of when and how the MAGAs get violent will be one of whether they are mad about what they think is an unjust result, or whether they are emboldened by a Trump win and the functional immunity they will be given by the admin and local law enforcement.

#27223
7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

 

That's actually the narrative Dems should be pushing.....where's the GOP leadership? Why aren't they going to battle for Donald after all he's done for them? They're just going to sit back and let the libruls steal the election?? Trump won't forget these turncoats... 

#27224
50 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Folks say that to heal this country you are going to have to engage with the other side to do so. I am not prepared to engage with people who have a completely fictitious and made-up reality that take their direction from a carnival barker soon to be evicted from the White House as well as fervently believing in that absurdly insane Q conspiracy theory.

I engage them all the time.  To let them know exactly how fucking stupid they are.  

#27226
1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

 

Nevada is pretty much able to be called. We’ll see who has the stones. 

#27228
13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Maybe he's been laying next to the shitter in the fetal position cause the doctors finally cut off his steroids cause what kind of doctor takes orders from a loser.

#27229
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not so fast sneaky libs.

 

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* declared the winner of 17 tickets from the Whack-A-Mole machine in the Chuck E. Cheese he opened in the White House.

#27230
10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

YOUR TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE MISERY NOURISH MY SOUL.

#27231
1 minute ago, Your Mom said:

* declared the winner of 17 tickets from the Whack-A-Mole machine in the Chuck E. Cheese he opened in the White House.

17 tickets in one game is a pretty solid performance.  Hats off, dude.

#27236
Just now, immamac said:

How hard is it to fucking count in Georgia holy fuck. 

It's almost like there's been a years-long systemic effort to suppress voting and throw sand in the electoral system there

#27238
7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It's going to be comical how quickly Republicans abandon him once the writing is truly on the way. Utterly disgusting and pathetic that their spine has been otherwise absent for 4 years...but comical.

The "establishment" will try but these fucks have completely hijacked the party.   I look at these tweets as much as drawing lines in the sand for '24 as much as asking for support right now.

#27240
Just now, AnTiM said:

Right now, I am as happy for Dr. Fauci as I am for anyone else.

Well he'll be fired shortly then rehired in a couple of months.

#27244
Just now, AnTiM said:

Right now, I am as happy for Dr. Fauci as I am for anyone else.

Yep, hope he is sitting back with a cold one right now. But he is probably not. Probably working on a strategy thinking the new Administration will listen to him. About fucking time. 

#27245
5 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

Exactly. Someone just has to find a pair of balls to call it. 

#27246
15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

The GOP is done with their useful idiot. They had to kiss his ass when he could win them elections. Now that he can’t do that they are done defending his dumb ass. 

#27248

Ugh, AZ SOS saying the count will go through the weekend. Still 450K to count, 300K in Maricopa County. I doubt CNN will be willing to call it today. Come on PA, count em and lets get this thing over with.

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