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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#31401

Man sometimes I forget just how much Melania actually can't stomach that orange piece of shit 

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#31402

PA up again to 21,637. 

Come on Pittsburgh, count those fucking ballots. 

#31403
6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Democrats got it right in getting their voters to mail in early at least. Everything we counted in PA was sent early enough to arrive by Election Day despite fuckery. I agree there should’ve been more of an in person voting push, but ballots arriving after Election Day were the only ones with any risk of being thrown out and there’s been a fairly small number of those (though of course we don’t know how many just never arrived).

Oh no.  They 100% did.  I mean the narrative now should be asshole cheated and didn’t get away with it.  But if everyone just wants to just party I’m the last MF who should judge.  

#31406
2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Man sometimes I forget just how much Melania actually can't stomach that orange piece of shit 

In retrospect, she would have preferred to remain in war-torn Slovenia.

#31407


Its mind boggling how far and fast republicans have moved away from this in such a relatively short period of time.

#31411
17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuckstain defunds the USPS.  Tells his people don’t worry about covid and only do IN PERSON voting. Then predictably mail in ballots come in late...And he says to have hard cut off and not count those mail in ballots.  Am I taking crazy pills?  That’s EXACTLY what he did

Pretty telling that the only time he can put together a coherent, relatively well thought-out plan is in preparation of losing. Not his first rodeo.

#31412
20 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

How anyone has the stones to work for him with his reputation baffles me. He literally chews up and spits out everyone that has ever worked for/with him. It's as if people don't learn.

but Rudy is the case that deserves it.

#31416
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Pretty telling that the only time he can put together a coherent, relatively well thought-out plan is in preparation of losing. Not his first rodeo.

It's a shame that our media isn't reminding everyone constantly that this is exactly what happened. Slow down the mail, tell his voters to not vote by mail, then call mail-in votes illegal. 

#31418

They are literally talking about vote counts in Pennsylvania counties by the hundreds. And explaining for the 1000th time what a provisional ballot is. It’s just silly and embarrassing for them at this point. Not really watching much anymore. On the porch drinking unless somebody gets the courage to call this.


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#31419
Just now, Red Five said:

It's a shame that our media isn't reminding everyone constantly that this is exactly what happened. Slow down the mail, tell his voters to not vote by mail, then call mail-in votes illegal. 

It sounded so good in Trump's head. What could have possibly gone wrong? I wonder which geriatric candidate actually has dementia?

#31420
7 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

It might of come out of his slush fund to pay sex workers.

Are you sure it's not some kind of blackmale fund?

Wait, that's the same thing, isn't it?

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#31423
4 minutes ago, sachick said:

PA lead went to 21k. C’mon just call it now. Who will be first?

They’re all going to make Fox call it.

#31425
6 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:


Its mind boggling how far and fast republicans have moved away from this in such a relatively short period of time.

Yeah it’s like a completely different world. Strangely I think him allowing his campaign to talk him into Palin as a running mate played a huge part in pushing us down this very stupid path we are on now. 

#31429
1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Yeah it’s like a completely different world. Strangely I think him allowing his campaign to talk him into Palin as a running mate played a huge part in pushing us down this very stupid path we are on now. 

Seems like one of the first shifts in trying to appease the idiots. 

#31430
Just now, UncleSonny said:

Yeah it’s like a completely different world. Strangely I think him allowing his campaign to talk him into Palin as a running mate played a huge part in pushing us down this very stupid path we are on now. 

But thanks to that, we have the great pornographic parody, Who's Nailin' Palin?

#31435
33 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Sort of off topic but don’t know where else to post it.

I Googled the PA Lt. Governor because he just looks like he has an interesting backstory - and he does - and found this article on his house.

It’s an old car dealership and its renovation was part of his movement as the mayor of a semi-dilapidated steel town to revitalize the town.

He still lives there even though as Lt. Governor he has an official residence.

https://www.designsponge.com/2016/07/in-pennsylvania-a-car-dealership-becomes-an-industrial-home.html

It’s seriously bad ass and I thought y’all would also enjoy his Brazilian wife.

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This guy needs to be featured in Psych 101 textbooks as an example of Maslow's concept of self-actualization. 

#31436
2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The AZ dump is due in a minute.  Perhaps that will help Fox find their balls and call this fucker.

Fox already called AZ

#31438
7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Pretty telling that the only time he can put together a coherent, relatively well thought-out plan is in preparation of losing. Not his first rodeo.

I thought you were talking about me and my latest post until the very end.  I was like listen, it’s been a long Tuesday.  Shit.  

#31440
2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

But thanks to that, we have the great pornographic parody, Who's Nailin' Palin?

Lets call it a wash in the grand scheme of things then. 

Edited by UncleSonny

#31443
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Fox already called AZ

No, I mean AZ is strong enough to allow them to call PA or NV as well.  Basically, calling the whole thing for Biden.

#31445
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

If that guy fucked fitlump, I could see us ending up with Gritty.  The lesson here is, don’t judge.  

#31447
3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Some ideas:

Assert conservative culture in your daily life (refuse being PC).

Demand stricter voter laws in the state you reside in.

Primary Abbott if you live in Texas.

Place your kids in Christian private schools.

Don't wear masks.

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On the voting fraud side: researching if your deceased and/or elderly relatives are flagged as having voted, when they actually didn't.

I believe there are search engines in every state to do this.

#31448
1 hour ago, pantone159 said:

Yeah, I would wait until the media calls states to 270. Patience, let them count.

I admit I have been as frustrated as everyone else with the lack of official "calls", but now that I'm about three sheets to the wind this is awesome.  We all know Biden is going to win and drawing out longer and longer has got to mean dotard is hitting the adderall like a mofo.  I envision him like Hitler in those internet videos in the bunker knowing the Red Army is on the outskirts of Berlin and it's fucking over.  His suffering is my joy.  Fuck that fat piece of shit.

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