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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#31551
1 hour ago, heso said:

Holy shit. Trump is JUST NOW starting to question the effectiveness of Rudy Giuliani as his lawyer. 

Giuliani is the Fucking Anti-Baghdad Bob.  Bob just said everything is fine, Rudy is saying "everything is going to drop soon."  Fuck you, Manhattan Con man.
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#31552
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Feel your pain, bro.  Think I'm on my 4th account, the other 3 have been suspended.  My take the loss, pussy to Eric and Harlan was the final nail today, just over 3 hrs to go for timeout.

Guess they just don't like you. My takethelosspussy tweets to Tom Cotton and Trump didn't get me in timeout.

#31554
2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

 

Well that’s a fucking shame

Does his friend know why he’s filing lawsuits all over the place to challenge the results, then?

I have my doubts anyway - I mean, c’mon... trump has a friend?!

#31555
4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

 

Well that’s a fucking shame

This is false.  He desperately wants to win.  He pumped himself full of drugs to stay out there on the trail.

Fuck the narrative of he never really wanted it.

#31556
15 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

He just completed an interview on MSNBC.  Discretely on his bookshelf in the background he had a Count von Count doll and USPS toy truck.  This guy is kind of awesome.

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His son did a photo/videobomb during that interview.  He came strolling into the room when he realized pop was on TV, slight grin and a slow backpedal out of view. 

 

#31557

Trump found out Tupac died after he reserved a ticket for him at the VP debate. He's just losing because he's too devastated.

#31558
Just now, TexLonghorn said:

Does his friend know why he’s filing lawsuits all over the place to challenge the results, then?

I have my doubts anyway - I mean, c’mon... trump has a friend?!

Probably his closest creditor

#31559
1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Yea, I’m starting to believe the ratings excuse to drag this shit out. Pennsylvania is in the bag, this is no longer extra caution. 

I could be completely off here...but that’s not how ratings benefit networks right? These ads are sold, unless they are doing real-time bidding for time over the next couple of days I don’t see how it matters. Future negotiations for the value of election week maybe but this is a pretty unique situation. 

I’m sticking with them being scared of being the target of Donny’s last tantrum as POTUS. 

#31560
Yea, I’m starting to believe the ratings excuse to drag this shit out. Pennsylvania is in the bag, this is no longer extra caution. 
The entirety of America is working from home, a huge portion of which probably have had a TV on with cable news running the majority of the time. I'm convinced they've been getting crack cocaine level doses of ratings and now they're just chasing the dragon.
#31564

Trump was such a catastrophically bad President and the biggest scandal was everyone that allowed him to run again. This was easily avoidable. 

#31568
22 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

At this point it is obvious this is about ratings and cowardice. They don’t care if it hurts the country. 

It is? 

#31575
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Maybe they are all just trolling Fox News wanting to make them call it....

I was thinking that as well. 

#31576

Well, Laura Ingraham just kicked off her show tonight with a running list (she's still going) of Trump's WH accomplishments.

When Laura Fucking Ingraham is reading your political obituary on the air, you call this fucker so we can all move along.

#31577


Not calling it is putting people in danger. It’s irresponsible in the name of being extra thorough 

#31579

Maybe this is Fake News chance for one final fuck you to Trump, make it a long slow painful death. 

#31580
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm not going to be irresponsible. I called them. 

If we’re anything around here, it’s responsible. 

#31581
1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Well, Laura Ingraham just kicked off her show tonight with a running list (she's still going) of Trump's WH accomplishments.

When Laura Fucking Ingraham is reading your political obituary on the air, you call this fucker so we can all move along.

You mean Mrs. Mann, right? 

#31582

It’s SO rich that Arizona (McCain) and Georgia (Lewis) got to hit some final nails in this sumbitch’s coffin. 

#31584
Maybe they are all just trolling Fox News wanting to make them call it....

This is the only reasonable reason to hold out. Off the petty charts but I’m here for it
#31585
6 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I could be completely off here...but that’s not how ratings benefit networks right? These ads are sold, unless they are doing real-time bidding for time over the next couple of days I don’t see how it matters. Future negotiations for the value of election week maybe but this is a pretty unique situation. 

I’m sticking with them being scared of being the target of Donny’s last tantrum as POTUS. 

Why would CNN or MSNBC be scared of being a target of a lame duck president?  They antagonize him regularly, and have been even more direct during this election cycle. Cooper called him a fat turtle flopping on his back ffs. 

#31586



It’s SO rich that Arizona (McCain) and Georgia (Lewis) got to hit some final nails in this sumbitch’s coffin. 


FIFY

It’s SO rich that Arizona (McCain), Georgia (Lewis) and Pennsylvania (Gritty) got to hit some final nails in this sumbitch’s coffin. 
#31588
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Maybe this is Fake News chance for one final fuck you to Trump, make it a long slow painful death. 

Whoever posted the joker talking about why he likes to use a knife earlier was spot on. 

They know he’s sitting there in the Oval Office watching the mail in ballots slowly tally his loss. 

#31591
Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

There is literally zero chance Trump could come back and win Nevada or PA.

Fuck the media

The media’s bullshit excuse is “maybe there are 100K provisional ballots for Trump”

to believe that you have to ignore the history of election ballot data 

#31594

CNN anchors are in full on rationalization mode. They have their marching orders. It's not happening tonight.

#31596
5 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Why would CNN or MSNBC be scared of being a target of a lame duck president?  They antagonize him regularly, and have been even more direct during this election cycle. Cooper called him a fat turtle flopping on his back ffs. 

Yeah, fuck if I know. I just cannot wrap my head around all these networks tiptoeing around this thing being a done deal. 

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