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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Ramjet needs to add the next three seconds to that clip. Gritty’s face on Han’s body at controls of the millennial falcon
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#32204

Our long national nightmare is OVER

 

GTFO you god damned traitor son of a bitch.  Take your whore wife and POS kids with you.  GO TO HELL

#32206
Van Jones making me tear up
That hit real close to home. My 2 year old and inbound kid won't know or remember President Trump. That's important to me.
#32216
1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

The grift the next 70ish days will be unreal 

The grift since January 20, 2017 has also been unreal.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Who was the first news organization to call it?

CNN 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Who was the first news organization to call it?

CNN

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I remember people saying after Obama won his second term that they wanted to show some respect to the other side and not "spike the football", but I don't know, I kinda feel like I want to spike this mf'n football as hard as I can, run over and do the Lambeau leap, pull a sharpie out of my sock and sign the football and then take a selfie. And I don't even like Joe Biden.

#32223
3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Our long national nightmare is OVER

 

GTFO you god damned traitor son of a bitch.  Take your whore wife and POS kids with you.  GO TO HELL

I wish I could give you a million reps!!!’

#32225

If Trump really thought he was getting defrauded out of the presidency, he wouldn’t be golfing this morning. But hs idiot followers won’t see the obvious. 

#32227
4 minutes ago, G650 said:

It's funny, it's only been my second winner, after W in 2000.

You just won for the first time. 

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I still want the details on this press conference. I'd wager a months salary Trump or someone said to set up a press conference at the Four Seasons and some dumbfuck googled four seasons, then called the wrong place.

#32239
I remember people saying after Obama won his second term that they wanted to show some respect to the other side and not "spike the football", but I don't know, I kinda feel like I want to spike this mf'n football as hard as I can, run over and do the Lambeau leap, pull a sharpie out of my sock and sign the football and then take a selfie. And I don't even like Joe Biden.

You left out ripping a Trump flag out of some supporter’s hands and taking a dump on it.
#32240
48 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Lol, you lost it by more, you syphilitic cunt.

Congrats President Biden!

#32241
2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You just won for the first time. 

Yeah I won't dispute that.

#32242
3 minutes ago, texhorn said:

Fuck yes!

Incoming Trump meltdown...

Please please Trump dig your heels in.  Please make them drag your fat ass out, I want to see it.

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8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

What timing. Time to get champagne drunk weird for the game. f2cbc99ac754c0c7db9e2e61fe849019.jpg

Come to think of it, we have two bottles (not Dom, unfortunately) from our wedding.  Maybe we should open one tonight.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If Trump really thought he was getting defrauded out of the presidency, he wouldn’t be golfing this morning. But hs idiot followers won’t see the obvious. 

"He's playing it cool because he's confidence that he has the proof to crush the libs! Letting them celebrate to make their defeat even more devastating!"

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