Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

Featured Replies

  • Replies 39k
  • Views 2.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

Posted Images

#32452

I’m just so damn relieved that my infant daughter won’t have to be introduced to the Trump era as a current event.

#32454
46 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Ok.  So this is stupid, for many reasons, but, as an engineer, one that I notice: the chemical hazard sign behind them. 

They are holding a press conference in front something that is 

"4" - Fire Hazard - flash point below 73F. 

"3" - Instability Hazard - shock and heat may detonate

"2" - Health Hazard - hazardous 

Ok, maybe it's just normal garage supplies, but did they check? Or are they maybe stationing themselves in front of a fucking propane tank? 

#32456

Definitely a "ding dong the witch is dead" type moment right now.  I even had church bells going off just now.  (It's noon.) 

#32457
 

Gawdalmighty, how far this nation has fallen. We’re still in the gutter....it’s just that now we’re looking up at daylight figuring out how to crawl out. Which is an improvement.
#32458
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Ex-fucking-actly. This isn't even about politics. It's about what America wants and expects out of the office and its leaders. Shit like this shouldn't be so fucking normal.

  • Popular Post
#32459
What timing. Time to get champagne drunk weird for the game. f2cbc99ac754c0c7db9e2e61fe849019.jpg
Today will not be a sober onefb069ec437691ed7e333a3b567e328cc.jpg
#32461
I’m just so damn relieved that my infant daughter won’t have to be introduced to the Trump era as a current event.
Thankfully my kids are young enough to only know him as the guy with the funny hair.
#32462
24 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Could probably do an entire new thread on MAGA reactions.  

Someone might want to tell him our passports are almost useless thanks to President Superspreader. He'll probably have to emigrate illegally.

#32463
 

Gawdalmighty, how far this nation has fallen. We’re still in the gutter....it’s just that now we’re looking up at daylight figuring out how to crawl out. Which is an improvement.
#32466
5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Man, these guys are good. It's going to suck when they stop being rebels and go back to working for the Empire.

 

#32467

somebody wanna tell copingMAGA about England's healthcare system.  He'll need it once he gets the news and has his heart attack.  

#32468
Just now, Tigersnake said:

Man, these guys are good. It's going to suck when they stop being rebels and go back to working for the Empire.

 

Hopefully they will reject the Trump clone the GOP will trot out in 2024.

  • Popular Post
#32469
Definitely a "ding dong the witch is dead" type moment right now.  I even had church bells going off just now.  (It's noon.) 




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  • Popular Post
#32472
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s my first time. (Kerry, McCain, Johnson, Hillary, Biden)

Feels good man. 

I had Obama in 08, but I was voting in Texas. This time I was Biden in GA, so my vote counted pretty hard.

#32476
somebody wanna tell copingMAGA about England's healthcare system.  He'll need it once he gets the news and has his heart attack.  
Should also tell him about the lockdown they're in.
#32477
Just now, Mole said:

I had Obama in 08, but I was voting in Texas. This time I was Biden in GA, so my vote counted pretty hard.

You are a goddamn hero

#32479
Just now, Mole said:

I had Obama in 08, but I was voting in Texas. This time I was Biden in GA, so my vote counted pretty hard.

Its Me Yes GIF by Tristen J. Winger

Bravo, sir.

#32480
9 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Ok.  So this is stupid, for many reasons, but, as an engineer, one that I notice: the chemical hazard sign behind them. 

They are holding a press conference in front something that is 

"4" - Fire Hazard - flash point below 73F. 

"3" - Instability Hazard - shock and heat may detonate

"2" - Health Hazard - hazardous 

Ok, maybe it's just normal garage supplies, but did they check? Or are they maybe stationing themselves in front of a fucking propane tank? 

Fuck around and find out.

#32483
30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Are they trying to cash out, sell some of the stockpile? Fuck, we need oversight right now.  This fucking asshole needs to be monitored or he will fucking sell us out. Jesus.

#32484
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fucking UK doesn't want Americans. We are a net-negative to them. 

Nobody fucking wants us! See you assholes in Mexico 

#32485

Learned about the calls for Biden while doing a service project with my 9-year-old son, who cheered at the notion of Trump no longer being his president.

Now I’m going to drink beer this afternoon while watching college football and making Daube Provençal. A good day to be an American.

#32488

Congratulations America. A step in the right direction.

Good job by those diverse coalitions putting aside internal disputes and focusing on one job - winning the election. 

image.png.401fc193f3a97cd17cd5952a7212979d.png

#32490
7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

 

 

 


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

This right here. The world cares about the leader of the free world not being a piece of shit 

#32491
8 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

Man, these guys are good. It's going to suck when they stop being rebels and go back to working for the Empire.

 

You are assuming that the Empire will welcome them back.  I mean, yeah, the Empire has no soul, so they would welcome them back, but you get the idea.

#32500
10 minutes ago, Mole said:

I had Obama in 08, but I was voting in Texas. This time I was Biden in GA, so my vote counted pretty hard.

I had Biden and Kelly in AZ, my vote will really matter for Biden

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.