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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#35251
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Big John responded to Lt Danny

 

That's why you shouldn't fuck around, Dan Patrick

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#35252
12 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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Awesome! His expose about the Portland bookstore holding Antifa combat training this summer even though that bookstore had gone out of business 2 years ago was explosive!

#35255
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Awesome! His expose about the Portland bookstore holding Antifa combat training this summer even though that bookstore had gone out of business 2 years ago was explosive!

Seriously... someone please tell me how O'Keefe is still walking around

#35256
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Sure, it's right next to Towny Town. 

You can take Boaty McBoatface to get there if you need to.

#35257
16 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s one vote per state, and the dipshits have more states.

 

16 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Each state delegation gets 1 vote.

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#35258

I'm anti death penalty, but like... trying to overthrow the government is one of those death penalty things. I imagine the punishment is less harsh if it's white collar treason?

#35260
1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

I'm anti death penalty, but like... trying to overthrow the government is one of those death penalty things. I imagine the punishment is less harsh if it's white collar treason?

It's incredible, the unprecedentedness. The fuckers are really testing it.

#35262
47 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Again, faithless electors or legislatures picking their own gets you in the strung up in the streets territory. You are sentencing those electors to their deaths. 

No, those electors would be committing suicide.

#35263
42 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

This should be a hoot 

Are we also going to hear about the big beautiful healthcare plan? And who really killed Nicole Simpson?

#35264
57 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Again, faithless electors or legislatures picking their own gets you in the strung up in the streets territory. You are sentencing those electors to their deaths. 

I'm not anticipating it getting to the elector appointment stage, but if it did, you think these people won't die for Trump?

#35265
1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

I'm not anticipating it getting to the elector appointment stage

if there's even a whiff of drama in mid december, i swear to god...

#35266
1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Dude, that's a bunch of fear mongering. Straight up, that won't happen. 

If Trump refuses to leave the White House or release his position once all votes are certified and Biden is inaugurated. The secret service will have no choice but to remove him forcibly due to be a security threat to the president 

#35267
3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if there's even a whiff of drama in mid december, i swear to god...

Get your swearing ready.

#35268
2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I'm not anticipating it getting to the elector appointment stage, but if it did, you think these people won't die for Trump?

The GOP? Are you kidding me? SMS also known as Save My Skin is their ethos. Now, if it was one of the random Trump culties....

#35272
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Not only did he lie, he got paid for it.
 

 


He better be prosecuted.

 

He got paid the same amount as Stormy Daniels.  I’m seeing a pattern. 

#35273
20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

60% of America is enjoying their new legal marijuana, I see.

#35274
1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Starr worries me. He has the political and legal skills to make this a mess. He is intelligent and understands the game. I saw him on Mark Levin Sunday (keeping up with reactionaries) and he is worrisome. 

I wouldn't say it's a game unless you mean he understands that winning is the only thing that counts and how one gets to that end is of no matter.

#35278

Large batch from Fulton. Biden's lead is now north of 14,000. I don't think Georgia is going to turn out to be particularly close. 

#35279
14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If Trump refuses to leave the White House or release his position once all votes are certified and Biden is inaugurated. The secret service will have no choice but to remove him forcibly due to be a security threat to the president 

i feel like this is more of a us marshal situation.

but either way.

#35280
Just now, Dahobbs said:

Large batch from Fulton. Biden's lead is now north of 14,000. I don't think Georgia is going to turn out to be particularly close. 

As long as Trump doesn’t hire Bill Belichick to head up his legal team, Georgia should be fine.

#35281
4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Not the best bang for your $130,000.

coulda had like 6 decent nights out with friends. and a used vette.

#35283
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

As long as Trump doesn’t hire Bill Belichick to head up his legal team, Georgia should be fine.

Or Nick Saban

#35285
7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i feel like this is more of a us marshal situation.

but either way.

Cahil (John Wayne) was a Republican so you're not giving me confidence here...

#35287

remember when that guy didn't give a shit about guys raping peoples' daughters on the campus of his fine christian university because football

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#35291
3 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Which on of y'all is Derick Cotton?

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Okay, Biden rapes 1,000 kids a day, fine. But 1,001 kids is where I draw the line.

#35292

Yea, fuck the 21st century and these new fangled computers. Let's go back to making and X and counting them by hand. 

#35293
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Yea, fuck the 21st century and these new fangled computers. Let's go back to making and X and counting them by hand. 

Better yet, we should all just show up to a location in our precinct and raise our hands when the candidate who we support’s name is called.

#35295

Dotard has been saying big stuff is coming.  Yes, everything he said for the past 5 years has been complete bullshit, but maybe THIS time it’s real 

#35297
13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, Biden rapes 1,000 kids a day, fine. But 1,001 kids is where I draw the line.

Made me think of this.

 

#35298
18 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Which on of y'all is Derick Cotton?

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sometimes i forget that social media politics = elementary school playground.

malcolm's point is basically "if you love hot dogs so much, then why don't you marry them?"  "omg, did you hear that, he's going to marry hot dogs!"

#35300
4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Dotard has been saying big stuff is coming.  Yes, everything he said for the past 5 years has been complete bullshit, but maybe THIS time it’s real 

I hope it's another Rudy Special!!

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