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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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15 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

One of my favorite parts for that play. The first half of that song is so Trump.....

"You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man

You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!"

The only drawback, Trump ain't lovin' anyone till his dying days but himself.
 

 

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Biden should hold a national debt fundraiser with the top 100 donations getting to drag Trumps fat, facist carcass out of the White House. We may be debt free. 

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Heidi Stirrup is a Tremendous addition to the lexicon.

In the words of the immortal Alexis Rose, "Ewww..."

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Roger Stone is more batshit than Lin Wood or Sydney Kraken.

 

 

What's the shortest nautical route from North Korea to Maine?

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What's the shortest nautical route from North Korea to Maine?

Take the tunnel underneath the Denver airport, past the lizard people.

Duh.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What's the shortest nautical route from North Korea to Maine?

Probably the Northwest Passage.  Easily navigable in October.  

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Probably the Northwest Passage.  Easily navigable in October.  

So this?  How long does this take?  And why were these ballots in North Korea in the first place?  How did they get there?

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So this?  How long does this take?  And why were these ballots in North Korea in the first place?  How did they get there?

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It takes until next summer cuz no way you're getting through there except for July/August, if you're lucky.

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But wait, I thought Kim Jong Un and dotard were soulmates?  Why would he want Biden to win?

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Roger Stone is more batshit than Lin Wood or Sydney Kraken.

refreshing to see them stay on-message.

Speaking of staying on message 

 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Probably the Northwest Passage.  Easily navigable in October.  

I'd go around the Horn.  Unless that frightens you.  Are you frightened of going around the Horn, Mr. Bruin?

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5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Speaking of staying on message 

 

Not to be a concern troll, but the video that he's referencing in that tweet is...not great. Poll workers caught on State Farm Arena cameras appearing to continue counting after sending everyone else home. Democrats are going to need to find a plausible explanation pretty quickly.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be a concern troll, but the video that he's referencing in that tweet is...not great. Poll workers caught on State Farm Arena cameras appearing to continue counting after sending everyone else home. Democrats are going to need to find a plausible explanation pretty quickly.

Oh come the fuck on. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Oh come the fuck on. 

It's not going to overturn the election, obviously. But, if the video is to be believed (and it's still early, so there's a high, high probability that there is missing context), 4 poll workers sent everyone home at night, then pulled out cases of ballots from underneath a table and started scanning. In a key swing state. In one of the counties that helped push Biden over. Recorded only by stadium security cameras (not the ones set up specifically for the election).

I'm absolutely certain that there's a non-sinister explanation, but it better be a good one, or shit's going to get pretty wild(er).

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It's not going to overturn the election, obviously. But, if the video is to be believed (and it's still early, so there's a high, high probability that there is missing context), 4 poll workers sent everyone home at night, then pulled out cases of ballots from underneath a table and started scanning. In a key swing state. In one of the counties that helped push Biden over. Recorded only by stadium security cameras (not the ones set up specifically for the election).

I'm absolutely certain that there's a non-sinister explanation, but it better be a good one, or shit's going to get pretty wild(er).

Again, eyeroll. 

26 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be a concern troll, but the video that he's referencing in that tweet is...not great. Poll workers caught on State Farm Arena cameras appearing to continue counting after sending everyone else home. Democrats are going to need to find a plausible explanation pretty quickly.

Where is this potentially damning video?

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Again, eyeroll. 

Ok, dude, ignore what I'm saying and be a dick. This isn't the usual laughable hearsay and incompetent attempts at data analysis that have been the norm thus far. Go watch the video. It's out there, and was presented to Georgia State Senate. I'm guessing it was just some gals trying to catch-up on their workload after a long day, and I'm sure the reasonable explanation is coming very soon. Until then, it's more than suspicious enough for that crowd to run with.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Where is this potentially damning video?

Twitter has killed it as best they could, but, like I said, it was presented to the Georgia State Senate today. I'll try to dig it up again.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Ok, dude, ignore what I'm saying and be a dick. This isn't the usual laughable hearsay and incompetent attempts at data analysis that have been the norm thus far. Go watch the video. It's out there, and was presented to Georgia State Senate. I'm guessing it was just some gals trying to catch-up on their workload after a long day, and I'm sure the reasonable explanation is coming very soon. Until then, it's more than suspicious enough for that crowd to run with.

If you’ve seen it, it probably ain’t too fucking hard to share it with the class 

32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be a concern troll, but the video that he's referencing in that tweet is...not great. Poll workers caught on State Farm Arena cameras appearing to continue counting after sending everyone else home. Democrats are going to need to find a plausible explanation pretty quickly.

Hat tip. Whenever you concern troll it doesn’t do any good to preface your post with “not to be a concern troll.”

It also appears like your post is bullshit so you are going to need to find a plausible explanation for that pretty quickly.

4 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

If you’ve seen it, it probably ain’t too fucking hard to share it with the class 

It’s out there dude. It’s out there.

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Ok, dude, ignore what I'm saying and be a dick. This isn't the usual laughable hearsay and incompetent attempts at data analysis that have been the norm thus far. Go watch the video. It's out there, and was presented to Georgia State Senate. I'm guessing it was just some gals trying to catch-up on their workload after a long day, and I'm sure the reasonable explanation is coming very soon. Until then, it's more than suspicious enough for that crowd to run with.

They'll run with anything. I'll continue to roll my eyes. Forgive me for not taking their word on what is happening in a video that has absolutely no context. 

7 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

If you’ve seen it, it probably ain’t too fucking hard to share it with the class 

 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It’s out there dude. It’s out there.

Yep, that's me. Captain Conspiracy Theory. 

6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It’s out there dude. It’s out there.

In a kind of radical kind of tubular way?

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

They'll run with anything. I'll continue to roll my eyes. Forgive me for not taking their word on what is happening in a video that has absolutely no context. 

And that's perfectly fair. They're all incompetent clowns. I'm sure that, once context is provided, it will completely debunk it. In the meantime, even for someone as "Fuck Trump" as me, it's hard to argue that they're following standard protocols.*

*Which, of course, in itself is not evidence of fraud

33 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

https://youtu.be/Ur4vl5UTN8g

Starts at about 3 hours, 53 minutes

 

 

I sincerely apologize for giving whatever the fuck right wing network NTD is any clicks. Just the first thing that popped up when I googled "Georgia Senate hearings video"

Username checks out.

6 minutes ago, Mole said:

Username checks out.

Like I said, Twitter squashed where I watched it earlier.

58 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Twitter has killed it as best they could, but, like I said, it was presented to the Georgia State Senate today. I'll try to dig it up again.

Why would they kill a story? Seems kinda like the New York Post story on Hunter. 

26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Look at these cucks 

 

The beautiful thing is Trump will spend the next day trying to figure out which ones have done this so he can rage on them. 

5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Why would they kill a story? Seems kinda like the New York Post story on Hunter. 

Oh god dammit, now I have workswithseed trying to use this to peddle his bullshit. Shoot me in the dick. 

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Oh god dammit, now I have workswithseed trying to use this to peddle his bullshit. Shoot me in the dick. 

Would probably take a helluva marksman....

12 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Why would they kill a story? Seems kinda like the New York Post story on Hunter. 

You really wanted to see those Hunter dick pics eh? 

Of course, the old pull the rigged ballots out from under the table trick. Commonly used to rig elections in the U.S. 

2 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Here you go silly aggy.

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I appreciate it. First explanation I've seen so far. Under the table is a weird place to store ballots, but as long as there was monitoring taking place, all good.

Aren't they required to have an even number on Democrat, Republican, and Independent watchers at all times though? I'm sure minor violations like that happen all over the place on election day, just curious.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Would probably take a helluva marksman....

Zing.

8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm sure minor violations like that happen all over the place on election day, just curious.

You're assuming a violation

17 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Shoot me in the dick. 

You did a good job of doing that on your own..

29 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Why would they kill a story? Seems kinda like the New York Post story on Hunter. 

Yes. Exactly like that non story where the super shady shop owner has now disappeared. 

Just now, Saint Tacky said:

You're assuming a violation

Only if what has been said earlier--that they're required to have an even number of partisan monitors at all times--is true. Regardless, having a single monitor from the Republican SOS's office is more than enough to keep this one from escalating. 

Though, of course, Raffensperger is just a deep state plant being paid off by the CIA slush fund.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Speaking of staying on message 

 

And those people were?  Registered voters.

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18 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

You did a good job of doing that on your own..

Oh come on, this is getting ridiculous. I know everyone on here is predisposed to thinking absolutely everything from the Trump team is abject horseshit (and for damn good reason), but pulling ballots out from under a table after most everyone else has gone home for the night can't be normal practice. I never suggested that it was fraud or anything of the sort. Just bad timing with as many eyes looking for suspicious activity.

But I obviously should have given the experts more than a few hours after I saw the video to roll out the inevitable, logical explanation before saying that Democrats need to get to the bottom of it. That was impetuous on my part. My posting history on this board has been quite clear...I'm here for the Elite Squad lulz

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