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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Fuck you, Brett. 

 

 

All the copper in his socks and underwear. It's inflamed the CTE and he's lost it.

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15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Although this is all likely about the optics of being in the White House and declaring himself the victor.  Which represents more of the 'powerful leader' image Trump so desperately is trying to create?

I could certainly envision another balcony pose. 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What is with this 2A surge for Trump lately?  I know the Secret Service would never let him, but if he were to handle a firearm...I bet you all I have that he would accidentally shoot someone with it. 

Accidentally? 

17 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Fuck you, Brett. 

 

This dude actually put freedom of religion and tax paying as 2 positives for Trump. 
 

Your Wranglers are too tight you dick pickin dumbass.

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9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Are they deliberately acting to destroy the country? Fuck no.

uhhhh, ya sure?  I guess the argument would be they are acting to hold on to power by whatever means necessary, but destroying the country is a byproduct of those means.

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Accidentally? 

He could "accidentally" shoot himself but not "accidentally" shoot someone else in my opinion.

6 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

It may have been posted already but did anyone catch the commercial during last nights NFL game for Biden with all of the military leaders in it like Kelly, McRaven, McChrystal, Mattis, etc...  Thought that was really good and should be blasting every 30 minutes from now until the election on Fox News in all the swing states especially FL, PA, GA, NC, and even TX.

It was absolutely great, and you’re right that needs to be in high rotation.

More likely there's no more money to funnel back into his business and he can't afford his own hotel bill.

Ding ding ding.

 

Those ain't Trump voters. Biden gonna win Texas. Hegar will make it close.

8 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

It may have been posted already but did anyone catch the commercial during last nights NFL game for Biden with all of the military leaders in it like Kelly, McRaven, McChrystal, Mattis, etc...  Thought that was really good and should be blasting every 30 minutes from now until the election on Fox News in all the swing states especially FL, PA, GA, NC, and even TX.

 

Just now, SameSame said:

It was absolutely great, and you’re right that needs to be in high rotation.

Here it is in case anyone missed it:

 

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What is with this 2A surge for Trump lately? 

It’s all about what truly makes America the greatest nation on earth: yokels blasting pig carcasses with Tannerite.

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Just now, HenryJames said:

Favre sent some more dick pics didn’t he?

Any pic of Favre is a dick pic. 

Well of course Rudd is out in the rain on his feet all day handing shit out, the guy's only like 28.  I'd like to see him do that kinda shit when he's my age.  

What a crazy year. Every election since 2016 has resulted in sick Dem gains. Biden is leading in WI, MI, and PA. He's ahead in AZ, OH, NC, and FL as well. He's a toss up in IA, TX!, and GA! The Dem senate candidates are ahead in CO, ME, AZ, NC, GA!, and IA. Senate Dem candidates have an outside shot in MT, AK, and SC. 

But it's Brisket's ledge that is picking up followers. 

Just now, Lobo said:

Well of course Rudd is out in the rain on his feet all day handing shit out, the guy's only like 28.  I'd like to see him do that kinda shit when he's my age.  

And next year, when he's 28, he'll be doing it again.

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

But it's Brisket's ledge that is picking up followers. 

Well we are a fun bunch.

3 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

 

Those ain't Trump voters. Biden gonna win Texas. Hegar will make it close.

 

Praying trump makes a big deal out of Penn and then goes on to lose Florida and Texas. 

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7 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Save the ammo (and goodwill) for a better hill . . . 

What would be a better hill than defending the principle of free and fair elections?  I can't come up with anything because without that one kind of important ideal nothing else matters.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

What a crazy year. Every election since 2016 has resulted in sick Dem gains. Biden is leading in WI, MI, and PA. He's ahead in AZ, OH, NC, and FL as well. He's a toss up in IA, TX!, and GA! The Dem senate candidates are ahead in CO, ME, AZ, NC, GA!, and IA. Senate Dem candidates have an outside shot in MT, AK, and SC. 

But it's Brisket's ledge that is picking up followers. 

the ledge is whipped dog syndrome.  someone compared it to 05 Texas OU the other day and I think that is right.  One side has all the firepower, but instead of just sitting back and enjoying it, they just nervously look at the garbage of recent past.

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

But it's Brisket's ledge that is picking up followers. 

It's not the odds that are concerning, it's the stakes. Hard not to be nervous when there are so many chips are on the table, regardless of what hand you are holding.  

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well we are a fun bunch.

Lot's of booze and weed is always good. 

Meanwhile, I just cruised the LSU and Ag sites and they are still getting ready for the Trump victory on the 3rd and the shy Trump voters coming through nationwide. A lot of them haven't voted yet apparently. One guy started a people who should be locked up thread but no replies yet.

He wants Dr. Fauci arrested for incompetence, conspiracy/treason/murder.

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3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

It's not the odds that are concerning, it's the stakes. Hard not to be nervous when there are so many chips are on the table, regardless of what hand you are holding.  

good analogy.  I feel like I've got a great hand that I made the hard way, but the fate of my children is still sitting in the pot.  And the guy sitting across from me calls me, I turn my cards, and all the idiot can say is, "What the fuck is a 'frush'?"  

6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

the ledge is whipped dog syndrome.  someone compared it to 05 Texas OU the other day and I think that is right.  One side has all the firepower, but instead of just sitting back and enjoying it, they just nervously look at the garbage of recent past.

The 05 Texas-OU game is exactly the right metaphor. 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Meanwhile, I just cruised the LSU and Ag sites and they are still getting ready for the Trump victory on the 3rd and the shy Trump voters coming through nationwide. A lot of them haven't voted yet apparently. One guy started a people who should be locked up thread but no replies yet.

He wants Dr. Fauci arrested for incompetence, conspiracy/treason/murder.

Here's the copy

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Alyssa frickin Milano

Holy shit people.

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alyssa frickin Milano

I've seen those women's prison documentaries on Cinemax. This one can stay.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alyssa frickin Milano

Accessory to the murder of literally millions of my kids. 

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5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Meanwhile, I just cruised the LSU and Ag sites and they are still getting ready for the Trump victory on the 3rd and the shy Trump voters coming through nationwide. A lot of them haven't voted yet apparently. One guy started a people who should be locked up thread but no replies yet.

He wants Dr. Fauci arrested for incompetence, conspiracy/treason/murder.

Here's the copy

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This is the kind of shit that needs to be reported.  I fear for this man's well-being, he is likely a risk to himself or others at this point.  

12 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

the ledge is whipped dog syndrome.  someone compared it to 05 Texas OU the other day and I think that is right.  One side has all the firepower, but instead of just sitting back and enjoying it, they just nervously look at the garbage of recent past.

Or they could get drunk as hell and finish off the last of the whiskey they had tucked in their pants and throw the bottle on the field right after Billy Pittman scores just before half.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that needs to be reported.  I fear for this man's well-being, he is likely a risk to himself or others at this point.  

I only lurk at places like that for insight and info, should I keep an eye on it to see if they remove it?

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Because Paul Rudd is awesome.

Mariska Hargitay did this a couple of days ago too:

 

Man, I don’t know how some of y’all are going to make it through the next five days.

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Man, I don’t know how some of y’all are going to make it through the next five days.

well, I'm going fishing for a couple days, then it's going to be a steady diet of whiskey and weed. 

I am going to drink for most of the weekend.  Then I'm going to sober up on Monday in preparation for getting shitfaced on Tuesday night.

20 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

This is the first week I've felt Biden is going to win Texas.

Texans are fired up!

Ah, the sweet optimism of morning. Twelve hours from now, this thread will be filled with hellish visions of Trump placing mind control agents in Elsinore beer and activating it with the Star Spangled Banner. 

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Man, I don’t know how some of y’all are going to make it through the next five days.

I've been cooking a lot of Italian food this week so a glass of wine and then a nightcap of Bailey's for the cooler weather. So yeah, alcohol and a pasta coma seems to be helping.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Man, I don’t know how some of y’all are going to make it through the next five days.

My advice is to start drinking heavily.

FWIW I’ve been exercising a lot and playing a shit ton of poker.

The 05 Texas-OU game is exactly the right metaphor. 

There’s an opportunity here for someone to update the Bomar’ed gif with Biden as Rod Wright and Trump as Bomar.
19 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Man, I don’t know how some of y’all are going to make it through the next five days.

My boat is in Florida so I'm gonna hop on my bike as much as possible.

 

And drink

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