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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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I want to fast forward to after Tuesday for many, many reasons. One of them being that I’m an emotional wreck.

These two tweets honestly just made me cry at my desk. I had to get up and shut my office door and pretend I had a phone call lol.

Today -

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During the primary, in Iowa -

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I probably should have waited until I was out of the restaurant to read these! But thanks for sharing?.
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2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

This isn't accurate.  I've seen pro-trump ads in Austin.

If an ad is national does it show up in state spending?

30 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Wow. Now THIS is an October surprise. My mind has changed. Trump said I could change my vote so I’ll be sure to do that.

Thank you GRHorn, noted intellectual.

You’re welcome. 

9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I want to fast forward to after Tuesday for many, many reasons. One of them being that I’m an emotional wreck.

These two tweets honestly just made me cry at my desk. I had to get up and shut my office door and pretend I had a phone call lol.

Today -

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During the primary, in Iowa -

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Tonight on Fox News: Biden son mocks 'murica by demonic possession of a bald eagle. Lock him up in the ghostbusters vault!

The denizens of this forum need this.



Paging a very special appearance for [mention]Hugo Stiglitz [/mention] .
11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fake wildlife!

Never cared for bald eagles. I like eagles that aren't bald, ok?

 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The dance floor at the club was drier than the Sahara when Donnie Disco Ball turned up.

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Homestretch run = blinders off + whip on 

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y'all just skipping by this one?  It's one of the most frightening pieces of data out there.

Here's how Trump wins.  It's super, super easy.

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Either literally or metaphorically, it happens.  And it can make the difference.  Say 5% of the Biden mail-in votes in state X don't show up till after election day, because the USPS has been forced to sort mail using blind senior citizens and deliver it by tortoise.  And SCOTUS says "nope, don't count 'em."  Say a few % more get "lost" in the mail forever.  That state's election is over -- Trump just won it.

So many of his supporters voting by mail is the achilles heel of the Biden election strategy.  

There was a bald eagle at the Trump rally but it had a combover.

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Weekends are doom, 24 hours a day.  This weekend?  Throw in getting mudholed by Okie Fucking State, and I fully expect a subscriber drop of maybe 30% by Monday morning.  The liver transplant list will explode, morgues will start to fill with overdose deaths, yada yada yada.  Few will even be sentient come Tuesday evening.

What's the doom calculation if Herman is fired on Sunday? (give me my dream)

 

As usual, go fuck yourself @GRHorn you worthless sack of fetid shit. You truly are one of the lowest forms of human being on this planet. May you be forgotten before you're dead. May your grave be salted.

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

What's the doom calculation if Herman is fired on Sunday? (give me my dream)

 

As usual, go fuck yourself @GRHorn you worthless sack of fetid shit. You truly are one of the lowest forms of human being on this planet. May you be forgotten before you're dead. May your grave be salted.

Bit understated, but otherwise correct. 

Already schedule a half day off on Wednesday.  May not be enough.

 

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19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Paging a very special appearance for [mention]Hugo Stiglitz [/mention] .

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39 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I want to fast forward to after Tuesday for many, many reasons. One of them being that I’m an emotional wreck.

These two tweets honestly just made me cry at my desk. I had to get up and shut my office door and pretend I had a phone call lol.

Today -

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During the primary, in Iowa -

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No shit:

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/09/20/joe-biden-bald-eagle-beau-biden-sot-vpx.cnn

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fake wildlife!

Sean Young smoldering: Do you like our owl?

Harrison: Is it artificial?

Sean Young smoldering: Of course it is.

Harrison: I bet it's expensive.

Sean Young smoldering: Very.

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Fun fact, Wolverine’s mask looks like two Batmans kissing. 

It's 4 PM CDT . . . should start to see a nice rise in doom here soon.

8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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Nope.  PerJJ notation....

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12 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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That's a hell of a range in two seconds.So glad Wes Anderson got him into a comedy. The guy's wonderful.

I'm chilling after completing a project on a beautiful Friday afternoon, my friends. I'm not letting the football get me down. I'm letting the prospect of a Dem (American) victory is sweet.  My mood will change like Willem's if the GOPs try to steal this thing. 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The dude in the black baseball cap behind him -- that's Bob from Schitt's Creek, pretty sure.

16 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's a hell of a range in two seconds.So glad Wes Anderson got him into a comedy. The guy's wonderful.

He was still pretty terrifying in Grand Budapest.

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's 4 PM CDT . . . should start to see a nice rise in doom here soon.

I decided to come up to my office to day drink because my wife working from home frowns on that, but I'm the opposite -- I find doom when I'm sober.

5 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 

 


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I love her, BTW.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not buying it.  Doesn’t account for independents and it’s overvaluing party affiliation.  

Also it says that Dems in Pennsylvania are going to push Trump through....that's news to me.

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I decided to come up to my office to day drink because my wife working from home frowns on that, but I'm the opposite -- I find doom when I'm sober.

You're the Dr. Johnny Fever of surly.  The resemblance isn't that far off, either.

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19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Even I don’t fully buy that. I have Trump winning Texas +5, which would be a huge improvement for democrats since he won +9 in 2016. I don’t see him meeting the +9 margin, him exceeding that would be about as likely as Biden winning the state. Just not going to happen.

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not buying it.  Doesn’t account for independents and it’s overvaluing party affiliation.  

I think it's going to be close, but they act like it's going to be strong Trump. I disagree with their take just from living in a strong Trump area that has Trump parades but numerous Biden supporters on the down low.

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck. Trump gaining in swing states? WTF? Are you fuckheads going to fuck around and fuck this up?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/polling-averages-show-trump-gaining-on-biden-in-most-swing-states-will-it-be-enough/ar-BB1ay7r1?ocid=msedgdhp

Dude.  Read the article.  Look at the numbers.  Most are small shifts in big Biden leads.  Some are significant shifts in small Biden leads, none of which Biden was counting on.

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, some of us are being alarmists!
 

What the fuck?  Is Biden on that bus?    These fucks are armed?  Can't the Secret Service arrest these fucks?

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

He mentioned this change on the podcast they posted this afternoon. Someone asked "what does it take to get banned" and it's clear they were talking about Trafalgar. 

He also said that Susquehanna (sp?) was throwing out respondents who already voted because they didn't vote in the prior election (therefore leaving them out of the likely voter model). His quote was "that's fucking stupid."

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