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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Trump's lawyers are so bad, I'm now expecting tweets from Greg Rubini to be attached as exhibits for their lawsuits. Looking forward to Kavanaugh citing these as proof of a sinister attempt by the Pentaverate to hurt Trump.

 

 

7 hours ago, BNB said:

I liked this analogy I heard the other day...  People lie to their Accountants, Doctors, Priests.  Someone calling you asking how you are going to vote?

Trump 2020! Trump 2024! Trump 2028!

That’s not an analogy. 

4 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

That’s not an analogy. 

People lie: Accountants, Doctors, Priests : : Pollster

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Man this is some shitty football

Yes, yes it is. 

And you're going to have your ears listening to its post mortem just like me.

 

I'm not a fan of the fat jokes and fuckability ratings that posters apply to any woman who is the subject of a post. That being said, if a woman describes herself as "kinda hot"... she ain't.

Hate to defend Kirstie Allie here, but I think she was calling Tucker Carlson “kinda hot.”
1 hour ago, elfenix said:

cognitive dissonance is starting to rear its ugly head:

 

 

He and Wray are gonna get perp walked on Nov 4 you watch

I have seen what I think is the majority of the "damning" evidence on Hunter Biden's laptop. Its just him banging a lot of pussy and pictures of cocaine.  Anyone want me to post it?  If its already been posted, please ignore.

Edited by Cousin Strawberry

SIAP: https://www.axios.com/trump-claim-election-victory-ballots-97eb12b9-5e35-402f-9ea3-0ccfb47f613f.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter

Cliff notes: Axios reports Trump intends to claim victory if he is in the lead on election night. This surprises no one. Trump denies, which of course means it's true. Admits they are going to start suing the night of the election to stop counts.

Further down worth noting Axios reports senior Trump officials saying their early voting analysis indicates they're underperforming in IA and GA but doing better than expected in TX, AZ, NV, NC, and WI. As of two weeks ago the campaign had essentially written off WI, but evidently they see something that makes them feel likethey have a shot. No mention of Florida, Ohio, Michigan, or Pennsylvania here.

Edited by gmr548

Meh.  I prefer Shelley Long.  In my mind, that was Kirstie Alley's legacy.  It's a hell of thing to prove out an even bigger disappointment than that.  


Hate to defend Kirstie Allie here, but I think she was calling Tucker Carlson “kinda hot.”

That’s a “defense”?


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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes. This will absolutely be the play. It’s a violation of federal law, and if the cops worked for us (hint: they don’t, they work for Trump), they’d arrest people on the spot for obstructing access to a polling place.

And now that I think about it, the Dems need to have a strategy for seeking a TRO to keep the polls open after 7:00 to allow people who were delayed by criminal activity to have more time to vote.

If you are in line.....you get to vote.....period.

These are the the most salacious photos from Biden laptop.  He fucks whores and does coke.  He apparently has a 9" cock. Understand why the Chinese are upset.  May or may not be real.  Except the absence of a  9" cock, and the presence of homeless people,  it looks like a weekend with TThomTerrific.

 

https://gnews.org/474000

12 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

SIAP: https://www.axios.com/trump-claim-election-victory-ballots-97eb12b9-5e35-402f-9ea3-0ccfb47f613f.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter

Cliff notes: Axios reports Trump intends to claim victory if he is in the lead on election night. This surprises no one. Trump denies, which of course means it's true. Admits they are going to start suing the night of the election to stop counts.

 

They may try. They will fail.

29 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I have seen what I think is the majority of the "damning" evidence on Hunter Biden's laptop. Its just him banging a lot of pussy and pictures of cocaine.  

Wait. Did they get a camera up his nose or?

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

I am confused that he measured his cock in the imperial system even though he was banging whores who relied o  the metric system.  Almost like its bullshit.

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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This country. Sigh.
 

If that would have been a blm group there is absolutely no doubt the police would have been pepper spraying and hitting them with clubs and shooting them with rubber bullets if not real ones.   
Fuck every single one of those pieces of shit.

Looked to me like a bunch of those guys were . . . not white.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

that reads like a late 90's a&m recruiting comparison.

In California, Biden is up by 15%. We'll call it a toss-up. Advantage: Trump.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

Bama chick is on a negative news kick

Nate Silver posted an article tonight talking about how Trump can still win. Nothing we don’t already know, but im surprised it’s not posted here. I thought these were prime doom hours?

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

It’s a new low with every tweet it seems.

Oh man, there's plenty of room to go lower.  

 

3 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

Collin has changed a LOT in the last 15 years. I fully expect Plano itself to tilt Biden. Not sure about Allen and Frisco.

A lot of the white, high income, GOP types that dominated Plano in 80s and 90s moved to Allen, Frisco, Prosper,  Aubrey, and places like that. 

Apart from that approximately half of Collin County is rural rubes.

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Is Mexico paying for the fence?

hunter likes hot girls who are into anal?  no way!

 

 

edit: do i need to reformat after going to that site?

Edited by elfenix

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Rachel gettin loose

 

Bama chick is on a negative news kick

Yeah sorry about that.

I actually feel very confident that Biden is going to win and the senate is going to flip but I am VERY nervous about the reaction to that.

I think there is going to be multiple instances of violence between Election Day and Inauguration Day. And Trump is going to try and pull some wild shit too.

I quite liked the white girl/black girl/Hunter trio with a dog and (grey) goose for an audience.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this the Rangers?
 

Yes. The mlb team. They want to learn how to hit. 

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this the Rangers?
 

They’re part of the DPS, but I doubt they’d investigate this.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes. This will absolutely be the play. It’s a violation of federal law, and if the cops worked for us (hint: they don’t, they work for Trump), they’d arrest people on the spot for obstructing access to a polling place.

And now that I think about it, the Dems need to have a strategy for seeking a TRO to keep the polls open after 7:00 to allow people who were delayed by criminal activity to have more time to vote.

Y’all are fucking retarded.

Yes it’s part of an elaborate plan to physically block people (on the Interstates?) from getting to the polls. 
 

you need to calm down. 

Not making predictions, but Hays County Sherrif Gary Cutler isn’t what you would call popular. 

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They’re part of the DPS, but I doubt they’d investigate this.

Cutler 

So, are people here worried that Trump will declare victory before all the votes are counted?

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