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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Y’all are fucking retarded.

Yes it’s part of an elaborate plan to physically block people (on the Interstates?) from getting to the polls. 
 

you need to calm down. 

1) you’re right. Any individual prediction of how this will look is probably wrong. 
 

but 2) “we may not have expected the reaction they did, but we had to expect a reaction.” —Vincent.   Someone is going to do something dumb.  People have been itching for it for weeks. 

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Oh man, there's plenty of room to go lower.  
 

Yep, shits going to be burning on Wednesday and he’s going to be hiding in a bunker with nothing to lose.
8 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Y’all are fucking retarded.

Yes it’s part of an elaborate plan to physically block people (on the Interstates?) from getting to the polls. 
 

you need to calm down. 

Neg this fuckhead for lots of reasons but also for dropping the R word.

Should be standard practice on this website tbh.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I'm not a fan of the fat jokes and fuckability ratings that posters apply to any woman who is the subject of a post. 

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Neg this fuckhead for lots of reasons but also for dropping the R word.
Should be standard practice on this website tbh.
Got damn does that really fucking trigger you? That is fucking funny.
14 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Y’all are fucking retarded.

Yes it’s part of an elaborate plan to physically block people (on the Interstates?) from getting to the polls. 
 

you need to calm down. 

Calmer than you are. 

9 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So, are people here worried that Trump will declare victory before all the votes are counted?

I mean he said it out loud.

Just now, TexEx15 said:

I mean he said it out loud.

So like mayor Pete did in Iowa?

Just now, GRHorn said:

So like mayor Pete did in Iowa?

Yea because those are the same you dumb fuck.

9 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Neg this fuckhead for lots of reasons but also for dropping the R word.

Should be standard practice on this website tbh.

You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded 

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this the Rangers?
 

 

41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They’re part of the DPS, but I doubt they’d investigate this.

 

31 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Cutler 

Yup to Bozo's comment.

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The Texas Ranger Division is the primary criminal investigative branch of the Texas Department of Public Safety.  Examples of investigations can include:

  • Murder, robbery, sexual assault, burglary, theft and fraud
  • bank fraud
  • theft by credit card and computer generated counterfeit checks
  • misuse of criminal history information
  • misconduct and corruption of public officials
  • threats against the governor and other state and federal officials  
  • missing persons, parental abductions, questionable deaths and unidentified bodies

 

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https://www.dps.texas.gov/TexasRangers/rangerresponsibilities.htm

47 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Y’all are fucking retarded.

Yes it’s part of an elaborate plan to physically block people (on the Interstates?) from getting to the polls. 
 

you need to calm down. 

Check out Doc thinking a few people driving a few cars requires an elaborate plan. Easily impressed. 

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

These are the the most salacious photos from Biden laptop.  He fucks whores and does coke.  He apparently has a 9" cock. Understand why the Chinese are upset.  May or may not be real.  Except the absence of a  9" cock, and the presence of homeless people,  it looks like a weekend with TThomTerrific.

 

https://gnews.org/474000

No wonder the republicans hate this guy, he is packing wood, screwing women and getting paid. Doing all things they can’t do. It’s starting to be penis envy with them 

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

A groupie for a Pink Floyd cover band? Wtf

Exactly what I was thinking.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Let’s not get judge-y here, man.

We all party in our preferred way.

 

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So Hunter has a big dick, fucks, does drugs, and likes to party... that’s supposed to hurt his dad how, exactly?

Very, very long thread on some of the people who participated in the bus incident.

They’ve got names, places of employment, social media posts, video etc.

There are cops involved.

The Cisneros guy is a big cop suck up. He does some kind of BBQ catering and has given different departments big free meals and has been invited to sit in on meetings.

It’s a lot.

Did the FBI's work for them.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

This country has gone fullly regarded. 

Fuck that, too bothsidesy.

I have yet to see any obnoxious jackasses in trucks sporting Biden flags and menacing others. Republican politicians and voters have done this. Anyone who supports them is complicit.

43 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Saw a trump tv spot today where they show some old footage of Biden (way back when he was bald) on the senate floor selling his anti-crime bill telling the senate that we need to lock people up, interspersed with about a half dozen black people with quizzical looks. 
Aside from the implied racism that tough jail sentences only affect the AA community, this is the same Donald trump that starts lock her/him/them up chants and says all illegal immigrants are criminals and should be dealt with harshly. 

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These numbers are awesome.

And I just can’t believe people are running to the polls because they’re happy with the status quo.

Q&A with Robert Reich:

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Ahead of Election Day, here are my answers to some of the most frequent questions I've been asked about the future of America.

Q: You’ve been in or around politics for more than 50 years. How are you feeling about Tuesday’s election?

A: I’m more frightened for my country than I’ve ever been. Another four years of Donald Trump would be devastating. Still, I suspect Biden will win.

Q: But in 2016, the polls ….

A: Polling is better now, and Biden’s lead is larger than Hillary Clinton’s was.

Q: What about the Electoral College?

A: He is also leading in the so-called “swing” states that gave Trump an Electoral College victory in 2016.

Q: Will Trump contest the election?

A: Undoubtedly. He’ll claim fraudulent mail-in ballots in any swing state Biden wins where the governor is a Republican – states such as Florida, Georgia, Ohio and Arizona. He’ll ask those governors not to certify Biden electors until fraudulent ballots are weeded out.

Q: What’s his goal?

A: To deny Biden a majority of electors and throw the decision into the House of Representatives, where Republicans are likely to have a majority of state delegations.

Q: Will it work?

A: No, because technically Biden only needs a majority of electors already appointed. Even if disputed ones are excluded, I expect he’ll still get a majority.

Q: What about late ballots?

A: Trump has demanded all ballots be counted by midnight election day. But it’s not up to him. It’s up to individual state legislatures and state courts. Most will count ballots as long as they’re postmarked no later than election day.

Q: Will these issues end up in the Supreme Court?

A: Some may, but the Justices know they have to appear impartial. Last week they turned down a request to extend the deadline for receiving mail-in ballots in Wisconsin but allowed extensions to remain in place in Pennsylvania and North Carolina.

Q: But the Supreme Court decided the 2000 election for George W. Bush.

A: The last thing John Roberts, the Chief Justice, wants is another Bush v Gore. With six Republican appointees now on the Court, he knows its legitimacy hangs in the balance.

Q: Trump has called for 50,000 partisans to monitor polls while people vote, naming these recruits the “army for Trump”. Do you expect violence or intimidation?

A: Not enough to affect the outcome.

Q: Assume you’re right and Biden wins. Will Trump concede?

A: I doubt it. He can’t stand to lose. He’ll continue to claim the election was stolen from him.

Q: Will the Democrats retake the Senate?

A: Too close to call.

Q: If not, can Biden get anything done?

A: Biden was a senator for 36 years and has worked with many of the current Republicans. He believes he can coax them into working with him.

Q: Is he right?

A: I fear he’s overly optimistic. The GOP isn’t what it used to be. It’s now answerable to a much more conservative, Trumpian base.

Q: If Republicans keep the Senate, what can we expect from a Biden administration?

A: Reversals of Trump executive orders and regulations – which will restore environmental and labor protections and strengthen the Affordable Care Act. Biden will also fill the executive branch with competent people, who will make a big difference. And he’ll end Trump’s isolationist, go-it-alone foreign policy.

Q: And if Democrats retake the Senate?

A: Keep your expectations low. Both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had Democratic Congresses for their first two years yet spent all their political capital cleaning up economic messes their Republican predecessors left behind. Biden will inherit an even bigger economic mess plus a pandemic. With luck, he’ll enact a big stimulus package, reverse the Trump Republican tax cuts for the wealthy, and distribute and administer a Covid vaccine. All important, but nothing earth-shattering.

Q: If Biden wins, he’ll be the oldest man to ever be president. Will this be a problem for him in governing?

A: I don’t see why. He’s healthy. But I doubt he’ll seek a second term, which will affect how he governs.

Q: What do you mean?

A: He’s going to be a transitional rather than a transformational president. He won’t change the underlying structure of power in society. He won’t lead a movement. He says he’ll be a “bridge” to the next generation of leaders, by which I think he means that he’ll try to stabilize the country, maybe heal some of the nation’s wounds, so that he can turn the keys over to the visionaries and movement builders of the future.

Q: Will Trump just fade into the sunset?

A: Hardly. He and Fox News will continue to be the most powerful forces in the GOP, at least for the next four years.

Q: And what happens if your whole premise is wrong and Donald Trump wins a second term?

A: America and the rest of the world are seriously imperiled. My message to Americans: If you haven't yet, please vote. Your life and your future, and the lives and futures of your children and your children's children, depend on it. And after you've voted, and after this calamity is over, please remain a citizen activist. We must never let this happen again.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/31/donald-trump-joe-biden-election-faqs-what-happens-next?fbclid=IwAR2kwqK7Gba7_UaQ2iCoxk85wN22ukJ728rNRAeHQjOHoxTgc_-pNtIwaL8

1 hour ago, thepop said:

 

i really hope biden wins texas by fewer than 127,000 votes. twist the fucking knife. 

For the first time ever, the Australian Government is recommending that their citizens should not travel to the USA due to a high probability of election related violence and risk of Covid exposure.

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Y’all tired of the winning yet?

Are we sure he didn't say that we'd be tired of his whining?  Because I'm DEFINITELY that...

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i really hope biden wins texas by fewer than 127,000 votes. twist the fucking knife. 

I hope he crushes and pulls MJ Hegar, Chrysta Castañeda, and the Texas House over the finish line with him. So long as we are hoping things.

47 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Are we sure he didn't say that we'd be tired of his whining?  Because I'm DEFINITELY that...

No fucking shit. I have never seen an American President whine about being a victim as much as this guy does. I know it is the 21st century and this kind of thing is fashionable now but damn the endless whining and self-pity. It's so tiresome.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

For the first time ever, the Australian Government is recommending that their citizens should not travel to the USA due to a high probability of election related violence and risk of Covid exposure.

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Y’all tired of the winning yet?

Most of the Aussies I have met are Trumpers and would happily join the Republican terrorists. Unfortunately it is mostly low class Aussies where I live.

46 minutes ago, RayDog said:

Most of the Aussies I have met are Trumpers and would happily join the Republican terrorists. Unfortunately it is mostly low class Aussies where I live.

Your sample is skewed. While there is a gun-loving, climate change-denying population there, Aussies in general are appalled at the US handling of Covid and that's dominating discussion at this point.

10 minutes ago, quigley said:

Your sample is skewed. While there is a gun-loving, climate change-denying population there, Aussies in general are appalled at the US handling of Covid and that's dominating discussion at this point.

Aussies in specific lock down places that have no confirmed cases. 

3 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Fuck that, too bothsidesy.

I have yet to see any obnoxious jackasses in trucks sporting Biden flags and menacing others. Republican politicians and voters have done this. Anyone who supports them is complicit.

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MAGAsshats calls it a rally, I call it a funeral procession.

Someone on Maria baritone’s show is projecting 322-216 for trump (numbers might be slightly off)
 
but damn
 

It’s Fox.
5 hours ago, thepop said:

 

I’ve seen the whole video for that song. It slaps, tbh.

2 hours ago, DenverHorn said:

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Ah, in response to someone saying they have yet to see people with Biden flags menacing others, along comes a brain genius with a picture of people Biden has condemned with no Biden flags in it.
You are a very smart person. 

3 hours ago, RayDog said:

Most of the Aussies I have met are Trumpers and would happily join the Republican terrorists. Unfortunately it is mostly low class Aussies where I live.

Stop hanging out with bogans.

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