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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Upside down Russian Flag.

Cool. Didn’t care enough to check the order. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I went on a random Thursday and waited less than 5 minutes. The biggest holdup was the Sheriff's deputy was changing out the ballot box. They had 25 voting machines at my place for early voting. They typically have maybe 5 on election day since it's done in a school auditorium. You'd be a moron to not take advantage of early voting this year. 

We only had three days, last Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. It was outdoors at the minor league baseball stadium for covid reasons. I checked regularly and followed social media and it was hours long the entire time. The shortest I heard of was 1 hour. Probably a function of a republican state that had a small window for early voting and only one location for the entire county.

My kid is awesome.

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We got this y’all. Don’t get wrapped around the rumor axle today and breathe! We winning this bitch!

1 minute ago, G650 said:

 

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

Florida, Ohio and Texas, for sure. 

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Florida, Ohio and Texas, for sure. 

I mean, PA seems like he'll win 60% of election day voting to me. Fuck, I assume this orange shitheel is going to win 60% of the election day vote in every state except NY, CA, and maybe IL. 

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

My kid is awesome.

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We got this y’all. Don’t get wrapped around the rumor axle today and breathe! We winning this bitch!

Did you tell her to check out Hunter’s dick?

Those all seem high and concerning for me considering early vote trended D. Those seem awful. What am I missing? I feel bad about this.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

Yuuup, but let's see what happens.

Shit, see it's Trump needs. Not sure what to make of it now. Really want this to be over.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

Those numbers look bad for Biden in Texas and Ohio, but I never thought they were going Biden anyway.

Florida is on the razor's edge. He'll be fine in PA.

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

That doesn’t tell us what their turnout model is.  

Those percentages do not seem accurate in any way given what we know about the early voting electorate.

Why the fuck would Biden campaign be letting that out? Don't they know I can't handle that shit. 

This feels like a math problem where I’m missing an important variable. And I suck at math.  
 

Also, how does that account for indies?  Can someone find @Huckleberry?

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Those Biden numbers are sponsored by China's Covid reporting, right?

But dat landslide tho

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Those numbers look bad for Biden in Texas and Ohio, but I never thought they were going Biden anyway.

Florida is on the razor's edge. He'll be fine in PA.

Thats my read

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Those percentages do not seem accurate in any way given what we know about the early voting electorate.

Agreeed. Especially in Texas where 80-90% of the voting was done prior to today. 52% of today can overcome that?

Everything coming from Biden's campaign today is merely a get out the vote effort. That's all.

I'm staying off this thread until we know who the winner is.  Too stressful and nothing we do now can make a difference.  See y'all on the flip side!

Decent Human 2020!

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Cool. 11:05 am and I'm pretty sure just had the first anxiety attack of my life. This is like 24 hours of a close Texas/OU game. And it can fuck right off. 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Guys.

Trump is going to lose BIGLY.

Fify

Is GR Horn actually retarded?

 

excuse my language

Yeah it would be kind of dumb for the Biden campaign to come out today and say, elections over folks. We got this. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I'm staying off this thread until we know who the winner is.  Too stressful and nothing we do now can make a difference.  See y'all on the flip side!

Decent Human 2020!

Me too!

 

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I'm in full panic mode now. Gonna need a lot of drugs and alcohol to get through this 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cool. 11:05 am and I'm pretty sure just had the first anxiety attack of my life. This is like 24 hours of a close Texas/OU game. And it can fuck right off. 

Only your first? Come on man. You don’t think about our existential crisis every minute of every day? No? Just me? Cool cool cool 

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

 

I'm struggling with how this massive turnout can't mean a Biden landslide. Those increases surely aren't coming from Maga. 

Just now, thepop said:

Is GR Horn actually retarded?

 

excuse my language

Not the best choice of using that word there to be honest. I would describe him as just misguided and completely uninformed of any news that contains factual information. There’s millions just like him all across this country. 

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

Is GR Horn actually retarded?

 

excuse my language

Yes?

2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I'm struggling with how this massive turnout can't mean a Biden landslide. Those increases surely aren't coming from Maga. 

I thought you were in full panic mode

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

I'm struggling with how this massive turnout can't mean a Biden landslide. Those increases surely aren't coming from Maga. 

If the Florida electorate is really as split as it seems, I wouldn’t be surprised if the overage is more or less 50/50 as well. 
 

first polls close at 7 eastern, yes?

If Biden wins Michigan and Wisconsin, which he will, then Trump basically needs to run the table, which he won't. 

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go for a five hour run. 

How do Independents in FL break?  They seem to have a lot of them.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

I thought you were in full panic mode

that was from 11:04-11:07.  11:10-11:18 is euphoria.  He won't be back to panic until 11:21.

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

Not PA.

Whatever democratic fundraising organization got my email address is terrible at their jobs. Literally 10 times a day for the last week they send me an email that says "Ehrmagerd, Biden is toast!" or "We have no choice but to abandon Florida". Then the body says, "this is your last chance to correct this catastrophe, donate $x and it will be matched 900% by a super rich guy!" I guess this works since they do it, but damn, it makes me want to tell them to fuck off. 

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3 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I'm struggling with how this massive turnout can't mean a Biden landslide. Those increases surely aren't coming from Maga. 

I don't know.  On one hand you have people that didn't like either Hillary or Trump that didn't bother to vote in '16 that are motivated to vote Biden.  On the other hand you have the working class white "MAGA" crowd that typically never vote that have somehow been convinced "Team Maga" = their favorite sports team.  I seriously doubt some of my wife's redneck family voted last time now they have Trump hats/shirts, etc.  I don't know what to think.

Just now, immamac said:

Who cares about FL. Texas all the way homie. haha, but really most of them are traditionally R

I care about Florida because Florida counts early, and if Biden wins Florida it's over.

7 minutes ago, thepop said:

Is GR Horn actually retarded?

I don't think so.  Retarded people can't help their condition.  GR Horn, like many right wingers, seems bright enough to know better yet he/they support the GOP no matter what disgraceful depths it falls to.

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