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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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5 minutes ago, G650 said:

Hmm.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’ve been saying for weeks Trump fucked up because he could be losing Election Day turnout in key states and will start switching messaging that mail in and military votes need to be counted. 

agreed 100%.

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

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3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Great reply...

 

what a shitty thing to tweet, regardless of what the development is

6 minutes ago, G650 said:

Hmm.

 

 

JFK Jr finally came out of hiding?

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7 minutes ago, G650 said:

Hmm.

 

 

Texas got Urban Meyer.

I know, stupid anecdotal evidence, but I grew up in suburban Philly and have a number of good friends in the area still and they all are expressing mild surprise to shock at the depth of in person ED vote.  Mostly everyone they know mailed in.

 

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

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I believe it's free to join over the next couple of days

The Pennsylvania and Florida numbers are making me feel slightly less stabby this afternoon.

Hmm.
 
 


1.)” I’ve seen enough...” Trump’s conciliatory tone, campaign sources indicating underwhelming performance in PA, improved democratic turnout this afternoon in FL, and USPS being ordered to expedite ballots has this headed for a laugher
2.) Biden has COVID
3.) Mike Pence is has taken a keen interest in the Hunter Biden dick thing
4.) White people in the Midwest (and FL which is basically warm Ohio) are gonna fuck everything up again
5.) GOP legislatures gonna just override results

6.) What I actually read, he’s just fucking with everyone f5ing
1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

 


1.)Trump’s conciliatory tone, campaign sources indicating underwhelming performance in PA, improved democratic turnout this afternoon in FL, and USPS being ordered to expedite ballots has this headed for a laugher
2.) Biden has COVID
3.) Mike Pence is has taken a keen interest in the Hunter Biden dick thing
4.) White people in the Midwest (and FL which is basically warm Ohio) are gonna fuck everything up again
5.) GOP legislatures gonna just override results

6.) What I actually read, he’s just fucking with everyone f5ing

 

Either 3 or 6 imo.

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Pennsylvania shows Biden +11 I thought in some poll. Is there any chance the margin after counting tonight could be enough to call the state even before counting absentee?

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3 minutes ago, Rapid Horn said:

I believe it's free to join over the next couple of days

The election 2020 page is free today, not sure afterwards

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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 I never thought Trump's Wall would actually get built, but there it is.

4 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

Is this worth celebrating, other than the obvious? Hillary Clinton won it like 60 to 30 or something like that in 2016, so isn't this just business as usual?

Just now, Paper_jam said:

 I never thought Trump's Wall would actually get built, but there it is.

You know that wall means Trump isn't voluntarily leaving the White House, don't you?

1 minute ago, Paper_jam said:

 I never thought Trump's Wall would actually get built, but there it is.

Thanks Mexico!

Just now, hookem17 said:

Terrible. 

Get this guy over here so we can negban him

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

what a bizarrely perfectly smooth growth.

if you were a group of florida dems planning to troll the gop with these numbers, you couldn't plan it any better. 

My kid just asked me what happens when Biden wins but dies before the inauguration. I have no fucking idea other than chaos but thanks for bringing up that nightmare scenario.

4 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

what a bizarrely perfectly smooth growth.

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6.) What I actually read, he’s just fucking with everyone f5ing

Terrible joke.  

$9.95 plz
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is this worth celebrating, other than the obvious? Hillary Clinton won it like 60 to 30 or something like that in 2016, so isn't this just business as usual?

Remember, the Rs were supposed to come out in droves on Election Day. That the Ds are stretching their lead in the biggest population centers on a day the Rs were supposed to be making inroads is...not ideal for the Rs.

22 minutes ago, thepop said:

fuck. I was feeling good but doom is back on the menu

It's really not.  Get a hold of yourself man- you aren't losing in Nevada. Shit.

 

6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

what a bizarrely perfectly smooth growth.

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2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

My kid just asked me what happens when Biden wins but dies before the inauguration. I have no fucking idea other than chaos but thanks for bringing up that nightmare scenario.

President Harris

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

My kid just asked me what happens when Biden wins but dies before the inauguration. I have no fucking idea other than chaos but thanks for bringing up that nightmare scenario.

it's not a nightmare scenario.  it was discussed here over a year ago.

the gop and dems have different rules about it.  it doesn't automatically go to kamala, depending on the timing.  the dnc is involved as well.

let's burn that bridge when we get to it.

 

edit to add - obviously it's a horrific situation, but not a "nightmare" as far as who's the next president.  didn't want to seem like an asshole.

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sensitivity training.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You know that wall means Trump isn't voluntarily leaving the White House, don't you?

I may be naive, but I think the upstanding members of the Secret Service (who are no doubt tired of his shit), will make sure this happens.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It's really not.  Get a hold of yourself man- you aren't losing in Nevada. Shit.

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7 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

 I never thought Trump's Wall would actually get built, but there it is.

That picture looks like a scene from a game I played awhile back called "The Division 2"

7 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Terrible joke.  

this is the equivalent of a 3 year old saying "guess what?"  "that's what".

i only hope he's relaxed and joshing around because this thing is a wipeout.

and i hope he gets ratio'd hard.

it's not a nightmare scenario.  it was discussed here over a year ago.
the gop and dems have different rules about it.  it doesn't automatically go to kamala, depending on the timing.  the dnc is involved as well.
let's burn that bridge when we get to it.
 
edit to add - obviously it's a horrific situation, but not a "nightmare" as far as who's the next president.  didn't want to seem like an asshole.

Not a nightmare until he quickly issues an executive order that gives elections to the second place finisher and his SC upholds it.
5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

 

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Erection 2020

9 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Terrible joke.  

Fuck off Dave Wasserman. Fuck right off. 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is this worth celebrating, other than the obvious? Hillary Clinton won it like 60 to 30 or something like that in 2016, so isn't this just business as usual?

You are correct. 

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Not a nightmare until he quickly issues an executive order that gives elections to the second place finisher and his SC upholds it.

And that's when people start ignoring the Supreme Court.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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I can hear Bunker Bitch calling in the Government Services chief.

"I want you to dig another bunker in the current bunker just in case."

Don's got a yella streak a foot wide going up his sorry back.

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let's burn that bridge when we get to it.

i've stolen this bon mot since i saw it here a few days ago, i think by you.  it's great.

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cue incoming "what a loser" tweet from the ex-President"

 

 

 

fixed.

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is this worth celebrating, other than the obvious? Hillary Clinton won it like 60 to 30 or something like that in 2016, so isn't this just business as usual?

He needs to run up the score as much as possible there and hope that Trump underperforms in his stronger counties. 

Cue incoming "what a loser" tweet from the President"
 
 
 

Yea he voted for trump.
15 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Terrible joke.  

fiddle camp?

The Broward story is turnout in election day more than margin

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