Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

Featured Replies

According to CNN's timeline, exit polls should already be coming out. Anybody seen any yet? 

Ignore them.
  • Replies 39k
  • Views 2m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

Posted Images

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

 

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The gym will be there tomorrow. How many election days are there that interest you this much.

Yeah, this is not how it works for me. There is going to be damn near nothing for me tomorrow, I expect to be completely non-functional. 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

not slow for me? which server are you on, look in your cookies at SERVER_ID

On mobile chrome, and can’t even find my cookies in settings

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.
1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Promising trend

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Sucks for you

Edited by BradInATX

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

But we love you man.

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn
Exit polls mean even less than normal this time.
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Yeah, this is not how it works for me. There is going to be damn near nothing for me tomorrow, I expect to be completely non-functional. 

Bingo.

Might try to go run out some of the booze but that's a stretch goal.

13 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Grandma?

1 minute ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Really, why is that?  Anything with which I can help to get you more engaged in some campus endeavor more suited to your likes/passionate pursuits?  Use your words.  

27 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

after being $0.56 red this morning, north caro is now a dead heat on predictit.

Please remember that this actually means nothing and is nothing more than the Surly Bitcoin thread.

Been at what should be a favorable Tex box for the gop. Judging by my experience it isn’t the turnout they want.

1 minute ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Right on man. Maybe aggy would give you an honorary degree? You'd fit right in.

Also, fuck your feelings.

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Ignore them.

Only ignore the positives ones mate. Freak the fuck out on the rest.

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Harris County ought to get a lot of applause. Considering all the shit they take, floods, hurricanes, etcetera, They have done quite spanking well at getting people to cast ballots in a variety of ways and means and during a gotdamn once in a hundred year pandemic. Take a bow, Houston and environs.

3 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Fuck your own face MAGAt

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.
2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

I'm surprised it's not higher.  Early and mail vote totals means exit polls are going to be Trumpistan skewed crap.

11 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I’m impressed that you can make a growler last 6 hours!

The secret is to leave enough in the bottom to make Mrs. Ghost think it lasted 6 hours. Beer fridge stash fills the gaps. And I've got Redbreast 12 on the ready should they make the call before midnight.

dp

Edited by Sbbruin

3 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

the bizarro jerry | Tumblr

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

Exit polls mean even less than normal this time.

if the exits are remotely close then trump is more fucked than even i thought.

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Donnie with a bigly lead early. suck it libtards. 

image.thumb.png.e4e07f5236d64b9645190716b01068d3.png

advantage aggy

Edited by staboner

3 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Matt Richards Crying GIF by HQ Trivia

  • Popular Post

Trump doesn't stand a chance:

 

 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

if the exits are remotely close then trump is more fucked than even i thought.

that particular q though he doesn't get great marks from Rs. 

dp

Edited by Sbbruin

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Harris County ought to get a lot of applause. Considering all the shit they take, floods, hurricanes, etcetera, They have done quite spanking well at getting people to cast ballots in a variety of ways and means and during a gotdamn once in a hundred year pandemic. Take a bow, Houston and environs.

You can direct all of your applause to Lina Hidalgo.

dp- tapa has election aids.

Edited by Sbbruin

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

This turnout favors MJ Hegar at this point. 

The old reverse-reverse-jinx.

 

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 
Gig em
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your poor mom is going to be EXHAUSTED.   We need to send over a case of Vitamin Water or something.

I'm here.  Biding my time till I can kick back, have a drink, and pray like hell that all my fears are for naught.  Just like I waited for Texas to let Leinart march down the field and score at the end in 05.  Didn't breathe till the clock said 00:00.

I'm not even a Texas fan and that game almost stopped my heart. I feel the same way right now, but quietly confident at the same time.

5 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

i hate you middle finger GIF

20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Rage sex is fun too.  Got me through lots of OU weekends.

I'll take the loss (for) pussy.

Just now, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

No idea, but intuitively this seems like it'd be the question that would be most skewed by people who decided to vote on election day.

Anecdotally, people who take COVID seriously in my life seemed to prioritize voting early. I know I did... I normally vote on election day but this year didn't want to wind up in a rona fest.

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Bingo.

Might try to go run out some of the booze but that's a stretch goal.

That used to be something  I could do 5 years ago. Not now. 

 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:


Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

Am I losing my mind or has this been posted 3 pages in a row?

2 minutes ago, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

remember who is voting today - that's of a heavy Republican leaning population.

2 minutes ago, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

Fox News

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

that particular q though he doesn't get great marks from Rs. 

which is why he's still under water when the early voters were heavy r today (where the exits are from).

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You can direct all of your applause to Lina Hidalgo.

She's done a quality job.  I thought Emmett was an unfortunate casualty of straight ticket voting but Hidalgo has been at a minimum competent and more accurately very good.

9 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Feel free to fuck right off then, and good luck to you.

9 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

image.gif.5774b3c074b9bcbaa1ba5731c0fdf2fc.gif

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.