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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

George Carlin - Think how stupid the average person is. And half are even stupider than that 

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8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Bingo.

Might try to go run out some of the booze but that's a stretch goal.

I've found I'm doing it right if my sweat has a nice foam head to it.

18 minutes ago, MoJames said:

This.

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Ooooo. Weeee.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

just unplug it man.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We are all this woman:

 

Gawdamighty.  Until this assclown, 99.9% of Americans would have had sufficient respect for the office not to flip off the president in his limo at close range.  Let alone a regular-looking kinda chick by herself (as opposed to a bunch of counter-culture types).

6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Trump doesn't stand a chance:

 

 

Pussy fighting back from the Access Hollywood tape.

Wait, I think I read that wrong.

That’s Hanen’s decision. This is the appeal.

I think.




Damn legalese.

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.
Wait, I think I read that wrong.

That’s Hanen’s decision. This is the appeal.

I think.




Damn legalese.

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.
3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Feel free to fuck right off then, and good luck to you.

 

@immamac.  I'm out of rep... Petition to allow unlimited rep tonight, please?

6 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Am I losing my mind or has this been posted 3 pages in a row?

I must be losing my mind too because I saw it like 4-5 times while scrolling.

38 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Pittsburg on one end, Philadelphia on the other, and Alabama in between (Credit to James Carville). If the cities aren't motivated, they can get beat by the rurals.

I believe Carville said "Mississippi in the middle"

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Oh. Doom. I had almost forgot what this felt like for a whole 20 fucking minutes. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

@immamac.  I'm out of rep... Petition to allow unlimited rep tonight, please?

Seconded.

5 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Fox News

“Hi, Linda from Fox News performing an exit poll...would you not say that Trump is not not doing an ineffectual job with the pandemic?”

12 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Why don't you head on up to the second floor where you belong and hate fap with some sandpaper? Hook 'em.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

@immamac.  I'm out of rep... Petition to allow unlimited rep tonight, please?

This. I'm repping the hell out of people tonight.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed,

Those don't really happen.  But the bad-faith delay of Hotzeco has been used against them.  And as Raffi Melkonian points out courts are not favorably disposed toward "emergencies" created by lack of preparation.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Early voting and the unknown Election Day turnout made it more difficult to assess the strength of the Clark firewall.  This will at least be interesting.  Still confident in NV.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. Doom. I had almost forgot what this felt like for a whole 20 fucking minutes. 

There is nothing Doom about this.  Biden has a roughly 100k lead in mail votes in CLark.  Hillary only won Clark by 80k.  R's needed huge turnout on E-day to chip away at that Clark lead.  No evidence yet that it happened.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

I believe Carville said "Mississippi in the middle"

Incorrect. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsyltucky. That link has the actual quote. I'm using the common paraphrase.

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Between Paoli and Penn Hills, Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks. They didn't film The Deer Hunter there for nothing – the state has the second-highest concentration of NRA members, behind Texas.

 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

@immamac.  I'm out of rep... Petition to allow unlimited rep tonight, please?

Put a couple bucks in the Surly tip jar -- problem solved!

Oh. Doom. I had almost forgot what this felt like for a whole 20 fucking minutes. 
Is this doom though? My reading is that this is e-day turnout. So maybe not enough to overcome dem early voting lead?
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This. I'm repping the hell out of people tonight.

 

Repping all booze pics like I do on all political gameday threads. Also repping valuable info and things I find funny, which will be probably every post by 10pm.

I think Tree Fiddies can give unlimited rep, right @immamac?

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Oh. Doom. I had almost forgot what this felt like for a whole 20 fucking minutes. 
Is this doom though? My reading is that this is e-day turnout. So maybe not enough to overcome dem early voting lead?
2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

There is nothing Doom about this.  Biden has a roughly 100k lead in mail votes in CLark.  Hillary only won Clark by 80k.  R's needed huge turnout on E-day to chip away at that Clark lead.  No evidence yet that it happened.

 

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
Oh. Doom. I had almost forgot what this felt like for a whole 20 fucking minutes. 

Is this doom though? My reading is that this is e-day turnout. So maybe not enough to overcome dem early voting lead?

I mean, I saw both his comments, but not really super hyped about "This could be interesting" entering the conversation. 

3 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Early voting and the unknown Election Day turnout made it more difficult to assess the strength of the Clark firewall.  This will at least be interesting.  Still confident in NV.

Keep in mind: Mail is still being received, we just aren't seeing it in the numbers. Things will look a lot different when that gets included. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. Doom. I had almost forgot what this felt like for a whole 20 fucking minutes. 

This is probably good for Biden. Look at the E-Day totals. They're favoring Trump, which wasn't unexpected. The lower the E-Day turnout, the fewer Clark County votes Trump will find.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Tequila is now flowing.

Did you just finish recording a song w/ the E Street Band? That's their tradition, BTW.

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2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Repping all booze pics like I do on all political gameday threads.

Here for rep whoring. Just tequila, lime, and splash of soda.

 

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37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm on beer number two and still at work.  Gonna be a long night.

This is how you surly.  Bonus points if you drive home all fucked up and crash into a Trump Train.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gawdamighty.  Until this assclown, 99.9% of Americans would have had sufficient respect for the office not to flip off the president in his limo at close range.  Let alone a regular-looking kinda chick by herself (as opposed to a bunch of counter-culture types).

Bullshit.  This country was as much divided during the Bush 2.0 years and definitely during Obama's years.  One side hates the other and vice versa.  There is no peace between our two groups. 

Double post. Shit’s borked, yo.

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Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Sounds like you’d be more at home on texags
Just now, South Austin said:

Here for rep whoring. Just tequila, lime, and splash of soda.

 

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Props to all you folks who can sip. I drink out of a fucking yeti. 

Y'all can stop multi-posting at any time.

Thinking of a proper West Wing nightcap.  

Biden wins:  Let Bartlet Be Bartlet and Bartlet for America

DJT wins:  The Long Goodbye

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Here for rep whoring. Just tequila, lime, and splash of soda.

 

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Ranch Water(s) are in my evening plans too. Probably some brown drank too.

4 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Bullshit.  This country was as much divided during the Bush 2.0 years and definitely during Obama's years.  One side hates the other and vice versa.  There is no peace between our two groups. 

 

 

You know, for the first time literally in the years of seeing you post just wrongheaded garbage in every post you make on this website, you actually do have a point. I believe that there are millions of folks who would have been thrilled to give Obama the bird...right before they strung him up in a fucking tree. 

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Here for rep whoring. Just tequila, lime, and splash of soda.

 

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I believe the preferred nomenclature is a ranch water, but if you didn't use Topo that may be in dispute. 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Surprise, surprise...

 

And this means...what? Hopefully this means that judge can demand delays till those ballots get counted?

 

19 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Trump doesn't stand a chance:

 

 

a Jo Jorgensen voter obviously.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Here for rep whoring. Just tequila, lime, and splash of soda.

 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

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