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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Everyone except you.

Double negged.

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm kind of disappointed in Austin.   Looks like they might top out at around 65%.   Sure would have been nice to have seen them get to 70% or better.

I feel the same. Also makes me feel like Prop A is going down in flames. 

Y’all know you only have to hit the “submit reply” button once, right?

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Y’all know you only have to hit the “submit reply” button once, right?

Your condescension is arbitrary and capricious.

Why the fuck is Rick Santorum on CNN?

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Your condescension is arbitrary and capricious.

Yo fly's open.

Just now, Mango4 said:

Why the fuck is Rick Santorum on CNN?

They need a straw man.

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Carville on MSNBC: "you see that over my shoulder?  That's Pappy Van WInkle.  It's about $200 an ounce, and it's goin' down tonight:

Just now, Mango4 said:

Why the fuck is Rick Santorum on CNN?

They're fair and balanced in more than just words????

I like watching CNN on election nights because John King is the best going hard on the maps but damn, Santorum Santoruming it up right now has me reconsidering.

7 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Same same. One thing I wonder about is they have something like 97% registration. Some of that has to be for people that just straight up aren’t in Travis County and haven’t been appropriately purged. This is a pretty transient county with people moving for work all the time.

Travis had 65 percent vote early. 

32 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I must be losing my mind too because I saw it like 4-5 times while scrolling.

tapa kept saying it couldn't load the post, but apparently it did several times.  

1 minute ago, Mango4 said:

Why the fuck is Rick Santorum on CNN?

They need a straw man.

I like watching CNN on election nights because John King is the best going hard on the maps but damn, Santorum Santoruming it up right now has me reconsidering.

Tapper is tough to listen too as well

Lulz Carville:

"see that Pappy Van Winkle over my shoulder? It's about 200 bucks an ounce and it's going down tonight" 

8 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Winkle for the occasion!!98f748251ef405b0ef8e9ea1b5e61753.jpg

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James Carville going Winkle tonight as well. Just said on MSNBC

7 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Winkle for the occasion!!98f748251ef405b0ef8e9ea1b5e61753.jpg

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Hey! I notice you've got that high falutin ice. Pace yourself, friend. It's early still.

8 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Winkle for the occasion!!98f748251ef405b0ef8e9ea1b5e61753.jpg

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James Carville going Winkle tonight as well. Just said on MSNBC.

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

Thatguy on his 5th drink already. Nice

3 minutes ago, Mango4 said:

Why the fuck is Rick Santorum on CNN?

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1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

This girl likes to party

48 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

You sound like a weak little cunt, iow, the perfect trumpkin.  Go blow a goat, aggy. 

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

That’s funny.  I voted, gave my wife a facial and didn’t have a productive day at work.  Small world.

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.
 

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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

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4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Travis had 65 percent vote early. 

A week ago there were some 59K mail-in ballots already received.  In-person voting is currently at 530K.  That puts the minimum county turnout at 70% (and climbing).



Pretty sure surly might be struggling to take the girth
Hunter Biden-like levels of traffic are just too much to take.


Pretty sure surly might be struggling to take the girth
Hunter Biden-like levels of traffic are just too much to take.
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

A week ago there were some 59K mail-in ballots already received.  In-person voting is currently at 530K.  That puts the minimum county turnout at 70% (and climbing).

Yeah those numbers are only in person votes....for some stupid reason.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

testy

 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Ah man 

 

Trump voter. Guaranteed.

For reference, I only hit submit once on Tapa and it appears it still double posted.

That’s what the bridges are for, man. 

7 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Same same. One thing I wonder about is they have something like 97% registration. Some of that has to be for people that just straight up aren’t in Travis County and haven’t been appropriately purged. This is a pretty transient county with people moving for work all the time.

Travis had 65 percent vote early. 

Any chance of a Doug Jones miracle?

Very slim. Going to hinge on Black turnout.

And y’all are terrible.

I had an actual facial at the medi-spa lol.

Shit was $200, yo. I was determined to treat myself to one nice thing today just in case it all goes sideways tonight.
33 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Bullshit.  This country was as much divided during the Bush 2.0 years and definitely during Obama's years.  One side hates the other and vice versa.  There is no peace between our two groups. 

Then fuck off to Texags, bitch.

For reference, I only hit submit once on Tapa and it appears it still double posted.

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