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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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25 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Any chance of a Doug Jones miracle?

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20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

We're having home made SLOPPY JOES for dinner tonight in honor of the good old American spirit of keeping it real. Cooking some sides, already made cookies, and libations are chilling except for the hard stuff. Let the results roll in....

 

I’ll be drinking too much to eat anything...until I raid my kids Halloween candy stash at about 11p as my blood sugar crashes and the depths to which my brain will hate me tomorrow sinks in.  

19 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

For you midwesterners, Mrs. Whiggins prepared "made-rights" or "loose meat" sandwiches for dinner this evening. Libations include pop.

 

Look there are areas of Nebraska that will call that BBQ with a straight face.

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Lily's on board. Let's do this.e371aefb09fec494ac1cc845e2a75fa4.jpg

Awww!  Lily is adorable!

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

 

LMAO.  This is the best news yet.

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

PTSD watching CNN as they click into counties looking for any blue...

More alcohol and patience tonight

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

whatever you say, Pierre.

9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Posted this in the other thread but they might add 350K to 400K votes over 2016.  If you give Hillary the third party votes, she would have lost by 500K total. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO.  This is the best news yet.

Yup.  Usually the axiom is follow the money. With trump it’s follow the media.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

Last night was like Christmas Eve.....

18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

as much as we're all drinking, I fully expect new posts on the shart thread tomorrow

I’m literally peeing out of my ass as I type this. 

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I keep hitting the "simulation" button and Biden always wins.  Kind of like watching LHN during the summer.

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

It's like watching WOPR play Global Thermonuclear War against itself

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO.  This is the best news yet.

It's up there with Melania flying back to Florida.

43 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Winkle for the festivities...c978e7c19b4a633a528242796872372a.jpg

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Better slow down big guy.  What is that six now?  You won't make it till 7:00 at this rate.  :)

Better slow down big guy.  What is that six now?  You won't make it till 7:00 at this rate.  [emoji4]
Man, evidently you shouldn't drink and post.

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8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

This guy?

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Norf Carolina polls to stay open late because of problems at some polling locations.  Now open until 7:15 central.  Results delayed commensurately.

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

This is the climax. Dénouement will be January 21st.  

I'm gonna need a dictionary to surly tonight.  Dénouement, commensurately, what is this, the SAT?

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

This guy?

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Yes.  He's a Rush Limbaugh-class political partisan.  A true lunatic piece of shit.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I'm gonna need a dictionary to surly tonight.  Dénouement, commensurately, what is this, the SAT?

It ain't even American. Look at that little thing above the e. Lib traitors.

Wait, I think I read that wrong.

That’s Hanen’s decision. This is the appeal.

I think.




Damn legalese.

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

Watching PBS News Hour on youtube.

 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The secret is to leave enough in the bottom to make Mrs. Ghost think it lasted 6 hours. Beer fridge stash fills the gaps. And I've got Redbreast 12 on the ready should they make the call before midnight.

Good strategy!

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I feel like I keep reading the same post when I scroll down. Is shit borked or am I having an acid flashback ?

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

 

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:


In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

Holy shit the one hour delayed triple post

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:


This is Kentucky btw

Indeed

As we are watching this go down, just wanted to drop another FUCK YOU to Trump and his band of grifters.  His mouth is like a giant asshole that opens up and spew shit all over the place all the time.....he can’t go away fast enough.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit the one hour delayed triple post

Would have taken the gold, but got fucked by the Russian judge.

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