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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Someone want to let me know when I can pour this motherfucker in celebration? This includes Trump losing, dying of a stroke while watching Biden winning, or Texas fires Herman and hires Urban Meyer. Let’s Go!


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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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16 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

 

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is the climax. Dénouement will be January 21st.  

I mean, if y'all are planning on rolling that way, what with dénouements and climaxes, I'm re-thinking coming over.  Unless Mrs. GOLL is really demanding my presence....

On CNN, John King is talking about Trump reaching the same level of support as he did in 2016 in those rural counties. What he didn't mention is that Biden is grabbing up what had been the 3rd party vote in 2016, so the VP is exceeding what Hillary had four years ago. 

I believe this is early/mail votes only.

Nope. 60% of precincts reporting. KY polls closed at 5 our time.
54 minutes ago, WBT said:

I like watching CNN on election nights because John King is the best going hard on the maps but damn, Santorum Santoruming it up right now has me reconsidering.

Anderson looks like a manaquin.

11 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

It ain't even American. Look at that little thing above the e. Lib traitors.

Marquis de Lafayette use the little thing above the e, Imma use the little thing above the e. 

Just now, Pancho said:

LOL

Rick Santorum: “Yeah, now I’m scared.”

What was this in reference to?

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:


Nope. 60% of precincts reporting. KY polls closed at 5 our time.

 

Nvm, that's Fayette County.  The state is at 11%.

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Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

A naked woman

9 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

For the non-Geography experts--Fayette is Lexington. Go Cats?

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

Percent of Whites and Non College voters is down from 4 years ago.

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Bought 2 bottles today because:

1. Twin Liquors

2. If things go bad, one bottle is not going to last the night.f959d8fdfa485c2ee20aa61549a8757f.jpg

One of your liquors stepped in a jungle trap.

Anything short of a bloodbath for dotard and his enablers will be disappointing. I’m expecting disappointment.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

A naked woman

True.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

Van Jones said he initially had “rumbles in his tummy” coming into the night but the CNN exit polling on race and education made him start to realize that is bad for Trump, and good for Biden. Santorum then practically agreed and it made his tummy have rumbles and he doesn’t feel so good because there aren’t a lot of White voters because more White voters are good for Trump.

Want a bourbon?

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

Surburban Cincinnati county in Kentucky with a overwhelming Biden vote; a county that Trump carried 4 years ago, among what others have added.

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1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Percent of Whites and Non College voters is down from 4 years ago.

yeah.  Trump needs dumbshit white people to show up. 

Shit. Just visited the Texags election night thread. Biden is toast. I'm devastated

 

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Going to watch TV.

See you glorious bastards on the other side.

Not you, GRHorn.  Fuck off.

1 hour ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Hahahaha fuck. 

I'm not liking "the economy" topping "coronavirus" by 2X in exit polls, though.

EDIT:  Georgia & Virginia, but those are important states (tossup + Biden heavy lean)

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Shit. Just visited the Texags election night thread. Biden is toast. I'm devastated

 

Lots of sheep will be walking funny tomorrow, win, lose or draw. 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Marquis de Lafayette use the little thing above the e, Imma use the little thing above the e. 

That little thing is called an "accent aigu" if it points up; if it points downward, it's called an "accent grave".

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Shit. Just visited the Texags election night thread. Biden is toast. I'm devastated

 

I must follow that later and Fox News. CAN'T WAIT

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Going to watch TV.

See you glorious bastards on the other side.

Not you, GRHorn.  Fuck off.

Lol, Every time I read your posts it's in the voice of Dobby.... (avatar pic for the non hockey crowd)

Just now, bolverk said:

That little thing is called an "accent aigu" if it points up; if it points downward, it's called an "accent grave".

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

And his minor was in MFC Danger Girl.

I'm already fairly shithammered with a bunch of trumptards.  I did bring a solid crew of proBiden lunatics so things look good overall.  People have agreed not to post videos/pics but as we continue to get more drunk I'm hoping to post some video of the bald eagle attacking a red hat. 

Overall there's a lot of friendly shittalking but the trumpers seem more scared then they were early in the day.  I have not looked at any polling but figured they'd be confident through the finish.  Maybe the pussies aren't drinking enough.  Either way, wish us some luck here in the devil's den.  

I decided against drinking tonight.  Mainly because this is going to be a long slog, and I am going to use some of the lulls to catch up on some e-mails.  

That being said, I am hoping that our dinner at Le Bernardin on Friday is celebratory.  Biden wins, I will splurge for a nice bottle of bubbly.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

'Murica. Fuck yeah.aa47effc64076cab6657e8d97542f12f.jpg

Hopadillo?

Seeing CNN project Trump win states we all know he is going to win still makes me sick.

Goddammit—we lost Indiana. Didn’t see that one coming.


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5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That little thing is called an "accent aigu" if it points up; if it points downward, it's called an "accent grave".

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

Thanks for the explanation, Voltaire.  

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I decided against drinking tonight.  Mainly because this is going to be a long slog, and I am going to use some of the lulls to catch up on some e-mails.  

That being said, I am hoping that our dinner at Le Bernardin on Friday is celebratory.  Biden wins, I will splurge for a nice bottle of bubbly.

Solid humblebrag.  One of our favorite NYC places even after years...usually like to stick to new places to try. 

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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That's 2 votes right there people. 

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

Me too.  

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2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thanks for the explanation, Voltaire.  

I lold

Let it burn Let it burn Let the motherfucker burn.  It’s Election Day!

Biden running way out in front of 2016 (~10%) in Pasco and Brevard Counties (FL).

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