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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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i wish john king would slap the shit out wolf and tell him to sit the fuck down.

Just now, Longhornmaniac8 said:

Biden running way out in front of 2016 (~10%) in Pasco and Brevard Counties.

Strong

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thanks for the explanation, Voltaire.  

De rien.

I would love a swift kick to Trumps nuts by Florida. Come on, you psychos. 

No one should ever interrupt John King on CNN.

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Bourbon poured. Cheers gentlemen and assholes

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

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Just now, kevwun said:

No one should ever interrupt John King on CNN.

National elections treasure. 

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not liking "the economy" topping "coronavirus" by 2X in exit polls, though.

EDIT:  Georgia & Virginia, but those are important states (tossup + Biden heavy lean)

Lulz at Virginia only being a heavy lean for Biden. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Man fuck indiana. 

It's the Mississippi of the north.

Just now, kevwun said:

No one should ever interrupt John King on CNN.

I love listening to Wolf interrupt him, you can see King’s annoyance 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Ah man 

 

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1 minute ago, Patron said:

i wish john king would slap the shit out wolf and tell him to sit the fuck down.

This.  Love John.  Wolf makes me change the channel. 

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Solid humblebrag.  One of our favorite NYC places even after years...usually like to stick to new places to try. 

I haven't been since 2011 or 2013 (I cannot remember when the last time I went was).  So, it is like it is new to me?  Good excuse I think.  

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

No one should ever interrupt John King on CNN.

Definitely this. 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I love listening to Wolf interrupt him, you can see King’s annoyance 

Was just thinking this. I really like how King does this and enjoy watching him, but Wolf is just a beating during these things. We get it, Wolf! You want the Dem to win! Most of us do! Now STFU.

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

the correct answer for people in Texas is that it's 6:09pm.  Marathon not a sprint.

Goddammit—we lost Indiana. Didn’t see that one coming.


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I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!
Goddammit—we lost Indiana. Didn’t see that one coming.


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I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I haven't been since 2011 or 2013 (I cannot remember when the last time I went was).  So, it is like it is new to me?  Good excuse I think.  

Do it - but you should also drink tonight.  And just like others have said, John King is the reason I stick to CNN.  But if there's Trump tears, you can bet your ass I'm going right to FoxNews. 

Just like in Kentucky, Trump is underperforming 2016 on his share. But, maybe more significantly, Biden is picking up the 3rd party vote that Hillary lost.

2 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:


I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!

 

I would like to introduce you to sarcasm.

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So, Wasserman's analysis is that this is right on the edge.  This is the Sumter County elections website.sumter.thumb.png.be56d7a0d9b6abdd0326d33c1e184fc7.png  

I don’t like that.


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Pinellas in play

 

 

Ok time to really get crazy  fuck Donald trumppppl!

 

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fuck Donald trumppppl!

 

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FDT!!!

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:


I don’t like that.


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Forget it, Jake.  It's The Villages.  And it's right on the edge.

Why is Florida reporting results when polls still open?

Biden is also beating Hillary by a bigger margin in counties she won.  If Trump is taking 2 or 3% less in the red counties and Biden is up 7 or 8 over Hillary in blue counties, that is a very good sign.

Pinellas in play

 

 

The question is did the Magatards follow through on the bigger day of turnout in FL.  Assume all these results are early/mail in.

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

No one should ever interrupt John King on CNN.

 

Wolf Blitzer interruption talk not going away.

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

Ok time to really get crazy  fuck Donald trumppppl!

 

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On my 2nd bourbon and spliff. Will cut out the middlemen, ice and tobacco, soon. Trying to pace, but i haven't turned on the TV yet. Still fairly calm

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