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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, texhorn said:

Amazing CNN has called IN with less than 10% reported.

fox called VA already

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Biden is fucked. He’s not looking good anywhere.

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y'all crack me up.  The emotion swings are going to be something else tonight.

Oh it's a scene man.

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.
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3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Kornacki or King?  Convince me?  I think I can take the people in Kornacki's ear all night a little better.

I'm gonna stick mainly with Kornacki. His hair is too short to get very wild ass this time. 

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

FL is just all over the place as results come in. The Miami Dade number CNN just showed is God awful for Biden though, with 82 percent in. They said it was mostly E day votes but Trump was already almost 100k over 2016.

 

the Putin surprise 

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

11 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Biden get FL and GA, we can pull out the pimp cane.... Jk

FL or GA and it's over

What was this Biden +3 bullshit 

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.
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I’m at kids baseball practice so thanks for the updates

I second the hearty fuck you to Indiana. 
 

This thread reads like the Urban to Texas thread on the football board in terms of swings. 
 

Stay strong mofos

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

So ... surely those Miami-Dade results on CNN aren’t showing all the mail in votes, right?   Because Biden is only up by 10% instead of the 30% margin for Hillary.   That either can’t be representative, or else Trump is going to easily win Florida. 

Wait, now Jacksonville is Biden by 10%? What?

Ok, I’ve just decided that Florida reporting is all over the map and some must be reporting mostly early votes and some mostly Election Day.  So, probably misleading at this point.  

Thought Florida is a state that doesn’t count mail in ballots until day of

ele once polls close?

Biden definitely underperforming in Dade. Trump at least 120k better than four years ago there alone. 

Yeah, gonna have to pace myself on this thread. My heart can't handle the swings. Some of you started drinking too early

FL 92 percent for Trump now. I figured he was going to win it so I am not as sick as I was in 2016. Like ChiTownDoc, I remember the moment I realized Trump was going to win FL vividly. We'll see how NC and GA play out.

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.
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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

So ... surely those Miami-Dade results on CNN aren’t showing all the mail in votes, right?   Because Biden is only up by 10% instead of the 30% margin for Hillary.   That either can’t be representative, or else Trump is going to easily win Florida. 

Wait, now Jacksonville is Biden by 10%? What?

Ok, I’ve just decided that Florida reporting is all over the map and some must be reporting mostly early votes and some mostly Election Day.  So, probably misleading at this point.  

Remember, it is preceints reporting.  There could be some preceints that are completely out and have higher numbers.  

Biden was never winning Florida (or Texas or GA).  PA, AZ, NC, NV are the states that matter. 

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.
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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Some of you started drinking too early

hey fuck you buddy

12 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Biden get FL and GA, we can pull out the pimp cane.... Jk

I remember someone puling out the pimp cane a little prematurely.

Kornacki or King?  Convince me?  I think I can take the people in Kornacki's ear all night a little better.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Remember, it is preceints reporting.  There could be some preceints that are completely out and have higher numbers.  

Miami dade was like 80% reporting and waaaay down for Joe. 
 

I finally started drinking now that dinner is made, but I won’t be posting pics of my damn Jack and Coke. 

It's early and you don't know which precincts have reported in the counties.

Y'all relax already they still reporting. But it's looking like Trump eeks out a win with the redneck riviera.

One note on FL, NYT reports Trump up 57-42 in absentee ballots, with only 17 of 67 counties reporting. That can't hold. FL is clearly just dumping numbers as fast as possible.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Biden was never winning Florida (or Texas or GA).  PA, AZ, NC, NV are the states that matter. 

True but if Trump rolls in FL vs a small win, those other states look like shit and all the 'BS' about Trump supporters never admitting they support Trump will be looking pretty god damn true. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Miami dade was like 80% reporting and waaaay down for Joe. 
 

I finally started drinking now that dinner is made, but I won’t be posting pics of my damn Jack and Coke. 

Those 80% reporting numbers are always an iffy guess. Could be higher could be lower.  more of a guideline where it is.

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Kornacki or King?  Convince me?  I think I can take the people in Kornacki's ear all night a little better.

I swear I remember replying 

 

Edit: Kornacki 

 

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Biden got crushed in Miami. Jesus 

Picked up some serrano stuffed olives for Mexican martinis...starting off scrong but will likely downshift to beer after the fajitas are grilled. 

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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first second of 500 times I will say that tonight)

 

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first third of 500 times I will say that tonight)

 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first fourth of 500 times I will say that tonight)

fify

King said Miami Dade is in person only. 

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Those 80% reporting numbers are always an iffy guess. Could be higher could be lower.  more of a guideline where it is.

Trump is already +100k vs 2016. It's an awful number.

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