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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

NY times forecast for Florida was at 91-92% for Trump just went down to 84%

Maybe we’ll beat them by 84%.

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Isbell is a good source.  Florida looks over.  Mostly Cuban vote.  Need NC and PA to come through.

 

Just now, 'stache said:

King said Miami Dade is in person only. 

Well thats a big fucking difference.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I swear I remember replying 

My computer froze.  I can't keep up.  I'm just letting everything wash over me.  I either have fun tonight and celebrate or have fun until the bad news come in and turn to the $5 tourist mescal.  For now it's a (512) Young Funkenstein.  Quite good. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Biden got crushed in Miami. Jesus 

He's way up, but he's not gonna cover the spread

The goddamned Cubans are killing us.  They love their right-wing dictatorships.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

The goddamned Cubans are killing us.  They love their right-wing dictatorships.

It is fucking insane.  Can we force Florida to get the fuck out?

Florida should be called soon. Biden cannot win with that Miami number. 

Not as much of a bourbon guy as many on here but have lined up some barrel-aged and imperial stouts ready that I've1540443558_Electionnightbeers.thumb.jpg.79dddcc7b2612d2093944774c87a7e36.jpg been saving. Not sure of order but will be an interesting night...

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I cant believe those latinos bought Trump's bs

Cubans didn't really buy Trump's BS.  They've been all about similar BS for years.  Venezuelans are scared shitless we'll turn commie as well.  It's bizarre but nothing new.  They have been a huge boon for R's in FL for many years now.  

King is great, but I can't take Wolf.  Kornacki it is ...

37 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I decided against drinking tonight.  Mainly because this is going to be a long slog, and I am going to use some of the lulls to catch up on some e-mails.  

That being said, I am hoping that our dinner at Le Bernardin on Friday is celebratory.  Biden wins, I will splurge for a nice bottle of bubbly.

Bon appetit! Tell Chef Ripert, "Bon soir" from TigerSnake.

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Florida should be called soon. Biden cannot win with that Miami number. 

King just said that it is in-person early voting only.

How much cocaine does John King has to do to stay this energetic and work that map

Wife and I getting started for the night. Beer and wine first, then cocktails 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Oh shit this is your first election with us? 

Yes sir!  I started posting here after 2016 when Tiger Droppings went to The Sunken Place.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

How much cocaine does John King has to do to stay this energetic and work that map

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15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

panhandle is on central time

Pensacola ain't that big.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

PBS says AP is calling Virginia in Biden’s favor

Not shocking.  Virginia has been blue for a while.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Yes sir!  I started posting here after 2016 when Tiger Droppings went to The Sunken Place.

tradition is you post a topless pic your first election 

Unreal that Biden won Duval but will lose the state. 

2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

King just said that it is in-person early voting only.

In person early voters were expected to trend D, from what I understand. It also means votes from today, heavily Trump, are not in. With 80+ percent of votes in. Biden has no chance. 

Just now, The Dog said:

Unreal that Biden won Duval but will lose the state. 

Gonna be a long week.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

 

Someone else posted this about four pages ago.  What does it mean?

Where are y’all watching numbers?  I just pulled up googles results and it says 69% reported and about a 2% lead for Biden. Doesn’t sound near as updated as what y’all are quoting. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

tradition is you post a topless pic your first election 

lol Tradition schmradition

6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Florida should be called soon. Biden cannot win with that Miami number. 

Agreed that's like 300k he'd have to makeup. Don't see that. Miami Dade... Didn't see that one coming

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

Where are y’all watching numbers?  I just pulled up googles results and it says 69% reported and about a 2% lead for Biden. Doesn’t sound near as updated as what y’all are quoting. 

NY Times for me - remember panhandle hasn't reported and Trump will win that bigly.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Someone else posted this about four pages ago.  What does it mean?

Miami is getting jiggy with it

Biden has a 125k lead with 75% reporting, isn't that a sign for optimism? My DOOM-ometer is off

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Someone else posted this about four pages ago.  What does it mean?

Will Smith song. Cubans. Miami. 
 

 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

NY Times for me - remember panhandle hasn't reported and Trump will win that bigly.

ThAnk you

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