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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Cubans are the worst.

 

i agree 10000000%

Just now, Captainant said:

Biden has a 125k lead with 75% reporting, isn't that a sign for optimism? My DOOM-ometer is off

Panhandle will crush that won’t it?

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

tradition is you post a topless pic your first election 

If you say so...

chris farley yes GIF

CNN is really just glossing over how awful Miami Dade is for Biden. 

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The goddamned Cubans are killing us.  They love their right-wing dictatorships.

It’s incredible how gullible so many of them are to believe a single thing a cult leader says, especially with the oppressive regime so many of them fled from.

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The goddamned Cubans are killing us.  They love their right-wing dictatorships.

My wife is Cuban.  They aren't the smartest voters.  There is something authoritarian in their genes.  It wasn't until Trump called Mexicans a bunch of rapists that she started to open her eyes.

Even though Florida looks like a loss, couldn't these numbers be looked at as promising for Biden for the night? He's beating Hilary pretty much everywhere except for Miami-Dade. That's a pretty unique large county, it's not like GA, NC, Penn have a huge population of Cubans that will fuck this up.

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12 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I cant believe those latinos bought Trump's bs

Apparently the Cubans’ problem is with communism, not with dictatorships. 

What about mail in votes in Florida. Won't they heavily favor Biden?

Just now, UncleSonny said:

Even though Florida looks like a loss, couldn't there numbers could be looked at as promising? He's beating Hilary pretty much everywhere except for Miami-Dade. That's a pretty unique large county, it's not like GA, NC, Penn have a huge population of Cubans that will fuck this up.

Yeah, overall Biden is over performing in suburbs, which is good

Biden's going to drop 200-250K votes in the central time zone counties in Florida, that's why Florida is over.

Good news is Miami-Dade's demographics are not replicated anywhere else in the country. Biden outperforming in most of the rest of Florida.

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Someone else posted this about four pages ago.  What does it mean?

Reference to old Will Smith song named "Miami"

Flipping channels and seeing different people explaining the electoral map .

 

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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

NC is < 1 percent in so it's all poll based. IDK what GA started at FWIW. If you'd told me Biden gets even one of those three I'd be happy. I'd basically written Florida off, I just did not expect it to happen like this. They never cease to let you down.

Does not bode well for TX or AZ, despite the differences in the latino communities.

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Biden has a 125k lead with 75% reporting, isn't that a sign for optimism? My DOOM-ometer is off

He's underperforming in Miami Dade which was a big part of Hillary and any Democrat's numbers.  Now if there were an overwhleming # of Dems voting in Miami today, that could offset the early #s.  But unlikely.

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Even though Florida looks like a loss, couldn't there numbers could be looked at as promising? He's beating Hilary pretty much everywhere except for Miami-Dade. That's a pretty unique large county, it's not like GA, NC, Penn have a huge population of Cubans that will fuck this up.

Yes that is the good news.

The hope is the mail in ballots will bring Biden back in Miami 

1 minute ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

Biden's going to drop 200-250K votes in the central time zone counties in Florida, that's why Florida is over.

Good news is Miami-Dade's demographics are not replicated anywhere else in the country. Biden outperforming in most of the rest of Florida.

Cuban-Americans will give Trump Florida, but Mexican-Americans will give Biden Texas.

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

True?

True but that doesn't make things comfortable anywhere

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

True?

Yeah pretty much. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

True?

Yes.  Biden is doing better in the suburbs than Hillary in just about every state

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Apparently the Cubans’ problem is with communism, not with dictatorships. 

the only thing FL Cubans give a fuck about is going back to Cuba and buying up all the real estate. They give very little fucks for the people left behind 

2 minutes ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

Biden's going to drop 200-250K votes in the central time zone counties in Florida, that's why Florida is over.

Good news is Miami-Dade's demographics are not replicated anywhere else in the country. Biden outperforming in most of the rest of Florida.

This is true. It's the other reason I'm not full on panicking right now.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What about mail in votes in Florida. Won't they heavily favor Biden?

yes, they've said repeatedly that these numbers will come in strange clumps, and don't trust anything until the end.

Havent really watched tv news in about 4 years. Which network has the  most erudite hottest broads?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Cryptkeeper's watch party.

Biden outperforming Clinton significantly in early returns in Ohio.  I want to believe.

Just now, USMCHorn said:

Cuban-Americans will give Trump Florida, but Mexican-Americans will give Biden Texas.

You overestimate my people. Bigly. 

I haven't been doomy at all in awhile, but this Florida shit has me just ever-so-slightly considering the possibility that Trump wins.

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

The hope is the mail in ballots will bring Biden back in Miami 

Thy are not going to get his lead as big as it needs to be. I don't think some of y'all are grasping how bad this is.

Just now, UncleSonny said:

Even though Florida looks like a loss, couldn't there numbers could be looked at as promising? He's beating Hilary pretty much everywhere except for Miami-Dade. That's a pretty unique large county, it's not like GA, NC, Penn have a huge population of Cubans that will fuck this up.

Yeah, overall Biden is over performing in suburbs, which is good

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Margaritas. Fuck cubans. VIVA MEXICANOS we don't vote for fuckhead Trump. 

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Nice immamac lair 

NYT needle just made a big jump from 65 to 75 percent Trump in GA.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Havent really watched tv news in about 4 years. Which network has the  most erudite hottest broads?

Univision

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Win or lose, Florida can kiss my ass.

No one should ever count on FL

18 minutes to our show time.

My daughter asked me to explain the electoral college. 

I damn near blew a gasket 

If Biden simply matched Hillabeast in Dade he wins the state, but keep in mind having someone who honeymooned in the USSR helping to draw up your platform is NOT appealing to those who escaped Castro. 

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

I haven't been doomy at all in awhile, but this Florida shit has me just ever-so-slightly considering the possibility that Trump wins.

 

Why?

3 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Cuban-Americans will give Trump Florida, but Mexican-Americans will give Biden Texas.

I want this to be true.

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