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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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The question in some of these states is how close do they get....that's when the legal fuckery gets up and running.

The lesson from this is you can't accurately poll white people.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Nolan Ryan.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Based on the numbers, it looks like he is around +7. If he gets anywhere near -2, then he sweeps the rest of the MW but loses Ohio.

Going to be a long night.

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So Trump is going to barely win a bunch of states again?  I am really sad that I live in a country with people that watched the last 4 years of Trump and said to themselves, “yeah, I like what I am seeing let’s let him have another 4 years”.  Fucking idiots.

One positive is we are competing with a bunch of morons for jobs

From 2016 so far -- Collin +8 compared to Hillary, Tarrant +6, Denton +8, Dallas +5, not sure on Beto.

Major Texas Dem locations left are Valley, El Paso, Fort Bend and whatever is left in the big cities. Good for Trump with so many small counties not reporting yet. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Re-opening the rodeo. 

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So Trump is going to barely win a bunch of states again?  I am really sad that I live in a country with people that watched the last 4 years of Trump and said to themselves, “yeah, I like what I am seeing let’s let him have another 4 years”.  Fucking idiots.

Yep.  Millions upon millions of these people.

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Being fans of University of Texas football has permanently damaged you people.

This is nowhere close to being over.

Mean Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Dems expanded the battlefield well this election. 

Who gives a fuck if we lose 

Sheeeeit, been on the phone all day and working... Just looked on CNN and is this for real?

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Robo calls across the Midwest telling voters to stay home so they are safe

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2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The lesson from this is you can't accurately poll white people.

We didn't learn that in 2016?

The lesson from this year might be that you can't accurately poll or predict the Hispanic vote.

Fuck it, I’m going to watch Murder She Wrote.

Not sure where I saw this originally.

America the only place where you know who will get the most votes but don’t know who will win.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

King just said Biden is outperforming Hillary everywhere in Ohio so far.  It's really going to be his best chance at winning.

How fucking amazing is Trump outperforming on all the people he shits on but somehow is losing whites.

What kind of crazy shit is going on?

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Re-opening the rodeo. 

wdym re-opening? It got canceled?

Just now, ztejas said:

The lesson from this year might be that you can't accurately poll 

FIFY

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Sheeeeit, been on the phone all day and working... Just looked on CNN and is this for real?

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It's real, it won't hold....

Does Maine count votes by hand?

2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Sheeeeit, been on the phone all day and working... Just looked on CNN and is this for real?

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No it won't last.

I can't drink beer fast enough to get as buzzed as I want to be. Imma have to switch over to booze.

Just now, immamac said:

Joe biden is such a limpdick in the south. Seems like black voters stayed home everywhere

There are probably more black Trump voters than anyone would like to admit.

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Major Texas Dem locations left are Valley, El Paso, Fort Bend and whatever is left in the big cities. Good for Trump with so many small counties not reporting yet. 

Yeah Trump has got it in the bag. He’ll way outperform what he did in 2016 along the border.

I recall Beto being ahead pretty late in the night in 2018 too.  A lot of small counties that are 80-90% Trump are the last to report.  Texas is a pipe dream still. Hope I'm wrong though.

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They have Alabama as blue on CNN.  I'm done with them.  

you're an idiot

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

people like pearlandhorn (granted, brazoria) who think biden is going to outlaw oil in 5 years.

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Fear over oil and gas jobs going even further bye bye, if I had to surmise

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s where Laredo is. Population over 200k easy.

Sorry, thinking of Ward County (Monahans).  My mistake.

PBS just named Trump the winner of Wyoming with 0% of the vote. And Biden takes NY with 0% of the vote.  119 to 92.

"We've moved ahead to 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.'

Looking like Biden's trip to Ohio on Monday was a smart move that lots of people questioned.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

How fucking amazing is Trump outperforming on all the people he shits on but somehow is losing whites.

What kind of crazy shit is going on?

Biden needs to win first, but it's the lesson that needs to be taken from this.  It won't be and they will fuck it up and the next guy will be insane and actually have a strategy besides "me, first, me last, me forever" and that's dangerous

Am I dreaming?

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Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

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GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Joe biden is such a limpdick in the south. Seems like black voters stayed home everywhere

Author of the 1994 crime bill might have had something to do with it. 

Also telling black people that they aren't black if they don't vote for him.  The biggest Joe gaffe out of all the crazy Joe gaffes.

 

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is fucking sad. 

Biden needed a skateboard

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Fat Tony???

Just now, Gil Bang said:

you're an idiot

How so?

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Fuck it, I’m going to watch Murder She Wrote.

This gal covers a lot of the 80s shows, and she particularly loves Murder She Wrote, and does a lot of deep dives on them, that are very entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/user/pushinguproses

Make sure and watch the Magnum P.I. and Murder She Wrote crossover.
 

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1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Am I dreaming?

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Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

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GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

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Fulton county not being counted..... That's huge.  Check back on Georgia tomorrow.

8 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Tarrant county tied 

Where can I see this info?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There are probably more black Trump voters than anyone would like to admit.

Polls all were showing this, I got shit on by asking why that was

Random Ohio example: Wayne County is all in (almost), Trump won by 34 points in 2016, 17 up this time around.

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Am I dreaming?

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Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

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GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

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Stop looking at raw numbers. It matters which counties are reporting. 

Virginia called by NYT but Trump leading? Any one else call it.

Cant believe Texas had to literally give land back to Mexico for free during the past 4 years and Texans are kissing Trumps ass for that

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