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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Pretty interesting talking the kids through this whole thing. 

Fuuuuuck, I just got home and have my old fashion and am settled in and this seems like it is gonna be a looong night. All these early figures are all half baked but it looks like no blow out for Joe for sure.  

8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Biden's Ohio's numbers are chilling me out a bit. I don't think he's going to win it, but it bodes well for the rest of the midwest.

I am trying not to get my hopes up but I really like his position. Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati all below the state in terms of votes reporting. CNN earlier mentioned outstanding votes are disproportionately early. But you're right, the bottom line is if OH ends up tight, WI and MI are bloodbaths and PA should be a W, especially given turnout in the Philly suburbs.

Reading Surly CR, Twitter and watching the news...

 

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3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Am I dreaming?

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Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

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GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

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Too early. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Pretty interesting talking the kids through this whole thing. 

How many times have you used the f-word?

9 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So Trump is going to barely win a bunch of states again?  I am really sad that I live in a country with people that watched the last 4 years of Trump and said to themselves, “yeah, I like what I am seeing let’s let him have another 4 years”.  Fucking idiots.

blah blah socialisms. thats why. 

 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We didn't learn that in 2016?

The lesson from this year might be that you can't accurately poll or predict the Hispanic vote.

Hispanics or just Cubans?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There are probably more black Trump voters than anyone would like to admit.

Nope.  I’ve said on this website multiple times that Black men are scaring me when it comes to voting for trump but that it would be made up by White suburb folk 

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Virginia called by NYT but Trump leading? Any one else call it.

Yes. Most votes outstanding are in Northern Virginia. Heavily democratic. Reported votes also lean towards election day, which skews Trump.

Where is the 16% in from in MI....Trump is up +21 there currently

Has Ohio just decided to call it a night and stop counting?  They've been stuck on 55% reporting for ages.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden will win PA, Michigan, and Wisconsin imo

Yep. Woosah.... it was always about the blue wall. 100,000 votes in 2016. Joe will get those back.

 

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden will win PA, Michigan, and Wisconsin imo

Ohio is the canary in the coal mine here.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

How many times have you used the f-word?

My daughter is currently explaining to me why the USA is a failed democracy. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Where is the 16% in from in MI....Trump is up +21 there currently

The Militias have their own souls to the polls Sunday...

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden will win PA, Michigan, and Wisconsin imo

And that’s the election. And that was always why Biden was the obvious choice to be nominated. 

5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Virginia called by NYT but Trump leading? Any one else call it.

NoVA is like 15% reporting

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Where is the 16% in from in MI....Trump is up +21 there currently

Trump was always expected to lead early in WI, MI, and PA with election day votes being reported first, and large numbers of mail votes to be counted later. Trump's entire strategy was hold the sunbelt, sue for the rust belt. 

We'll see what happens in AZ (NC looking like a tight finish, NYT seems to think Trump's got it) but he may have accomplished the first part.

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Hickenlooper defeats Gardner in Colorado.

One pick up for the Democrats in the Senate!

It seems like Arizona is pretty damn huge at this point.   And I don't think any results to date really give us any insight on what will happen there.

Can we get some good news anytime soon. Kthanks 

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Looking like Biden's trip to Ohio on Monday was a smart move that lots of people questioned.

Looking like a great trip. Ohio goes a long way in this election. Trump was supposed to win that state. Still early.

Imagine a world where highly educated states like North Carolina go for Donald and a complete piece of shit like Ohio saves our country. 2020 can eat a dick

Pro-tip to Democrats: You should probably appeal to non-white voters.

Any raw data on voter turnout? I know we are doing well, but are we going to hit 62%?

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nope.  I’ve said on this website multiple times that Black men are scaring me when it comes to voting for trump but that it would be made up by White suburb folk 

Thanks, Obama!

6 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Virginia called by NYT but Trump leading? Any one else call it.

Check the tower logs for Christ sake!

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Hickenlooper defeats Gardner in Colorado.

One pick up for the Democrats in the Senate!

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6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Pretty interesting talking the kids through this whole thing. 

You too huh?

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Pro-tip to Democrats: You should probably appeal to non-white voters.

God damnit b_t just wait for like 5 hours

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

My daughter is currently explaining to me why the USA is a failed democracy. 

Shut her down tell her "it's not a democracy it's a constitutional republic" and then give her a bill for her day's tab.

NC is going to be razor thin either way. Seeing wildly diverging opinions on where it is.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Can we get some good news anytime soon. Kthanks 

I'm getting laid tonight.

7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Virginia called by NYT but Trump leading? Any one else call it.

fox, about 2 hours ago. 

42 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

CNN just shows whoever is leading at a given time. Ex: Virginia. Called democratic, red because Trump is winning. Or Alabama blue lol.

That's what I figured.  Really my beef is with the graphics. Whoever I watched last time had two shades of blue and red for "leaning" and "solid".  Showing thing the way they do with light results makes for stupid looking situations.

Younger son:

” Is pierce weird”

you mean pence?

”yeah”

yes he is. 

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What’s really depressing about this is the fact that a presidential candidate who can’t even meet the minimum level of decency and competency as President still draws almost all of the same votes he did four years ago.

It shows that competency doesn’t matter at all in politics. People are lemmings that only vote for their designated party, no matter what. Really sucks.

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Hickenlooper defeats Gardner in Colorado.

One pick up for the Democrats in the Senate!

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Can we get some good news anytime soon. Kthanks 

Ohio and NC.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ohio’s starting to shrink

Yep. There goes my hope. This will be close enough for the courts to hand it to Trump.

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