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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Shut her down tell her "it's not a democracy it's a constitutional republic" and then give her a bill for her day's tab.


Well, except that if she's smart, she'll say "it's both. The terms are not mutually exclusive"  and bill him. 

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Pro-tip to Democrats: You should probably appeal to non-white voters.

Yeah they should be more like Trump and appeal to Black and brown people right?  Your an idiot and unfortunately so are many of those minorities that either voted for Trump or sat on their ass and didn’t vote.  Maybe they deserve what they get in the future from this current administration. 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

My daughter is currently explaining to me why the USA is a failed democracy. 

What's her thoughts on FISA? 

I think had they spent more money in Texas and not had the comment about transitioning from Oil and Gas, then we would see bigger margins for Biden in Harris County.   There were 800k people that did not vote.  I would imagine a lot of those are younger voters (18-30 really is disappointing) and minorities.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

NC is going to be razor thin either way. Seeing wildly diverging opinions on where it is.

NY Times has this forecasted as 88% chance to Trump at this point. It's probably gone. 

Just now, LurkingHorn said:

NY Times has this forecasted as 88% chance to Trump at this point. It's probably gone. 

Yes, but others are saying otherwise. I mean, I am not making a prediction, just relaying

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

What's her thoughts on FISA? 

We haven’t quite got there yet, but being the bright aware individual she is I am sure that she will see the flaws and problems, esp when it intersects with politics. 

john king: oh trump is out performing in atlanta burbs

*zooms in to 600 votes counted*

oops nevermind

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ohio’s starting to shrink

Rural counties came in quick. John King just showed that there is still only 30 or 50% in some of the heavy Biden counties.

Might be a little early to count out GA. Hardly any of Atlanta and suburbs reporting.

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah they should be more like Trump and appeal to Black and brown people right?  Your an idiot and unfortunately so are many of those minorities that either voted for Trump or sat on their ass and didn’t vote.  Maybe they deserve what they get in the future from this current administration. 

Yep.  The thing that pisses me off is if Trump wins, I expect to see protests and all sorts of things.  But many of the people protesting will not have bothered to vote.  

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

God damnit b_t just wait for like 5 hours

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27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Oh boo fucking boo, did you need Joe to come cup your nuts and tell you that kids in cages is a bad thing? Did you need him to give you a back scratch while soothingly telling you that Donald hasn't actually accomplished anything good in 4 years? 

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Well, except that if she's smart, she'll say "it's both. The terms are not mutually exclusive"  and bill him. 

She's his girl. I'm sure she's already billed him...a lot (father of two daughters here)

It's been in the 180k-190k range for awhile now. 

It’s gone from like 54-44 to 51-47 in like 6% counted
Just now, UncleSonny said:

Might be a little early to count out GA. Hardly any of Atlanta and suburbs reporting.

Seriously, it was one of the first to close. Why so slow?

Just now, 'stache said:

Seriously, it was one of the first to close. Why so slow?

They’ve had voter machine issues and apparently. I mail in ballots will be counted till tomorrow 

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


It’s gone from like 54-44 to 51-47 in like 6% counted

There is still guarded optimism there, both on a very close result in Ohio, but also that it trends well for their three critical close neighbors.  (PA, MI, WIS)

The underperformance of Biden among the Hispanic community could be a canary in the coal mine for Arizona.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Oh boo fucking boo, did you need Joe to come cup your nuts and tell you that kids in cages is a bad thing? Did you need him to give you a back scratch while soothingly telling you that Donald hasn't actually accomplished anything good in 4 years? 

I don’t want to hear shit about Latino issues if Trump wins. You made your bed 

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I'm getting laid tonight.

NNN

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I'm raging about harris if they were only +180k with the additional turnout. That means it shifted back towards trump. 

IMO Biden’s O&G comments are probably to thank for that

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

So, it appears that COVID, impeachment, kids in cages, not replacing Obamacare or otherwise fixing healthcare, not building the wall or having Mexico pay, not winning the trade war with China, foreign policy chaos, etc.  - meh.  We’re still good with Trump. 

Not bringing coal and steel mills back to Ohio white people - fuck you, we’re flipping to Biden!  I want my horse and buggy back, too, you globalist cuck!

Follow the money.

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

How so?

I told you -- it's a snapshot of the current vote total, it isn't a call.

Biden is gonna be the first Dem to win Ohio and lose the election. What a fucking cunt punch.

1 minute ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

The underperformance of Biden among the Hispanic community could be a canary in the coal mine for Arizona.

this is very concerning 

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How many times have you used the f-word?

Once per season.

Just now, Longhornmaniac8 said:

The underperformance of Biden among the Hispanic community could be a canary in the coal mine for Arizona.

Cubans. He's still doing fine in Texas with other Hispanics. Might not be enough for Texas, but they are still voting blue, so I wouldn't read too much into Arizona. 

CNN doesn't know that a pipe burst at State Farm Arena in Atlanta.  Fulton ain't getting counted until tomorrow.

Biden is gonna be the first Dem to win Ohio and lose the election. What a fucking cunt punch.

Show your work
7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Shut her down tell her "it's not a democracy it's a constitutional republic" and then give her a bill for her day's tab.

Technical correction she just made when I challenged her. “Dad I said flawed democracy not failed democracy.” She is great. 

Feels like Biden tonight. Women might be what swings it.

Just now, 'stache said:

Cubans. He's still doing fine in Texas with other Hispanics. Might not be enough for Texas, but they are still voting blue, so I wouldn't read too much into Arizona. 

Not really. He's running well short of Hillary in the Rio Grande Valley thus far.

Just now, 'stache said:

Cubans. He's still doing fine in Texas with other Hispanics. Might not be enough for Texas, but they are still voting blue, so I wouldn't read too much into Arizona. 

No dude they didn't show up for shit in the hispanic counties. 

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Oh boo fucking boo, did you need Joe to come cup your nuts and tell you that kids in cages is a bad thing? Did you need him to give you a back scratch while soothingly telling you that Donald hasn't actually accomplished anything good in 4 years? 

It would seem so, but why did Hillary do better in the RGV? 

20 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Kornacki going through the Texas border counties showing that Trump is only down 10% with almost all votes in, in counties that Hillary won by 50% in 2016, was shocking.

Hispanics - why do you like being governed by authoritarian strongmen?  

Webb County and the Valley are going to put Trump over the top in Texas. The Latino vote here in South Texas for Trump is surprisingly strong. The number of Trump signs here and the numbers attending the Trump Trains shocked me.

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Summit County, OH done.  2016: +22k votes, Hillary 52/43   2020: Biden +58k, 67/31

 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t want to hear shit about Latino issues if Trump wins. You made your bed 

with an aluminum-foil blanket, motherfuckers. 

Latino men are big on fake macho bullshit 

7 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

It's been in the 180k-190k range for awhile now. 

It's under 130K now and it appears OH is counting votes by hand.  They go up 1% in 30 minutes or so.

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