Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

Featured Replies

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Well, except that if she's smart, she'll say "it's both. The terms are not mutually exclusive"  and bill him. 

We had this discussion the other day, for some reason teenagers like to discuss it. My 16 year old dropped the "constitutional republics are democracies but not all democracies are constitutional republics." Then he farted loudly and walked away.

  • Replies 39k
  • Views 2m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

Posted Images

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Webb County and the Valley are going to put Trump over the top in Texas. The Latino vote here in South Texas for Trump is strong.

I fucking hate this state sometimes.

Just now, immamac said:

POC outside of asians didn't show up for Joe. Depending on "educated whites" is fucking wow stupid. 

Women and educated whites he’s allegedly doing well with so far as well as moderate whites. 

White people absolutely love watching TV, having an oversized house, are more xenophobic than other races, and enjoy feeling like they are in power

 

Not sure why people are shocked that most of em are lemmings that vote Republican

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

No dude they didn't show up for shit in the hispanic counties. 

They are dying....that has some to do with it. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ohio’s starting to shrink

Rural counties starting to come in and Cleveland still sitting at 45%, Columbus at 55%, Cincinnati at 49%

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


It’s gone from like 54-44 to 51-47 in like 6% counted

cuyahoga is at 47% in. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I fucking hate this state sometimes.

I like the way it’s shaped.

20 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Am I dreaming?

image.png.bdc066e1a17a82f85b5475875d5514de.png

 

Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

image.png.2fd7a41ebc1e975c6844f81be37cb0cd.png

 

GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

image.png.c1557b7926c20ebf4ba06479e3e9b49a.png

You see where it says 12 percent in? Yeah, too early. 

CNN, APNews and Reuters need to be hosted on AWS. They are crashing.

FoxNews seems to be the most current with 129 vs 94 EV.

AP stuck at 119 vs 92

CNN stuck at 80 vs 51

Reuters still spinning

NPR relying on AP, so they're also at 119 vs 92. At least I can get onto NPR.

Biden is gonna be the first Dem to win Ohio and lose the election. What a fucking cunt punch.

How on earth would that happen?
3 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Feels like Biden tonight. Women might be what swings it.

Read this in McCrosky voice.  Then imagine him jumping out the window...

Women and educated whites he’s allegedly doing well with so far as well as moderate whites. 

Biden needs those elderly white midwesterners to pull his ass out of the fire. Don’t see him wining Arizona with Trump doing so much better than expected with Latinos.
7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What’s really depressing about this is the fact that a presidential candidate who can’t even meet the minimum level of decency and competency as President still draws almost all of the same votes he did four years ago.

It shows that competency doesn’t matter at all in politics. People are lemmings that only vote for their designated party, no matter what. Really sucks.

dude, it can be the devil versus Jesus and the shit would be play out to 50/50 in the US. been that way for decades. 

that's the deal when you have a system that allows for 2+ years of a hate machine of misinformation to bend people one way or the other. toss in some internet, some pandemics and shit. fun times for all

I gotta get some work done. come on America you can do it

 

 

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

Christ the machismo shit in Hispanic and Black communities has got to stop. 

lol

I'm at least chuckling at seeing over 50% of Kansas vote in and Biden up 5.

8 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Oh boo fucking boo, did you need Joe to come cup your nuts and tell you that kids in cages is a bad thing? Did you need him to give you a back scratch while soothingly telling you that Donald hasn't actually accomplished anything good in 4 years? 

Yeah, you tell those minority voters!

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's under 130K now and it appears OH is counting votes by hand.  They go up 1% in 30 minutes or so.

They probably got Baker heading up shit.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

Russian interference?

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

I can, but it sounds better in Russian.

What’s really depressing about this is the fact that a presidential candidate who can’t even meet the minimum level of decency and competency as President still draws almost all of the same votes he did four years ago.

It shows that competency doesn’t matter at all in politics. People are lemmings that only vote for their designated party, no matter what. Really sucks.
The common clay of the new West.
Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

People somewhere on the line lied.

34 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

... seriously, should we be worried about Virginia?

No.  700 Club votes in western Va are pretty much all in.  Northern Va and Hampton Roads area still at just 25%.  Chill.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:


How on earth would that happen?

it wouldn't.  Surly's average BAC is about 1.3 right now.   And rising.

If Trump pulls this out, it's going to be fucking idiot MEN (educated or not, colored or not) that are going to deliver it to him.

It's a fucking gender thing.  Women leaders (both parties) are really the only hope this country will have to regain its footing.

Bitches be cool.  

 

All the Republican counties in North Carolina are in.  The only votes out are from Charlotte and the Research Triangle.  Atlanta metro at like 20% reporting while all the North GA hillbilly counties are at like 100%.

Good lord some of you "progressives" are racist as fuck. Listen to yourselves. 

I voted for Trump last time and Biden this time. This is all a shock to me at the moment. 

dude, it can be the devil versus Jesus and the shit would be play out to 50/50 in the US. been that way for decades. 
that's the deal when you have a system that allows for 2+ years of a hate machine of misinformation to bend people one way or the other. toss in some internet, some pandemics and shit. fun times for all
I gotta get some work done. come on America you can do it
 
 

It wasn’t 50/50 in 08. The GOP got trounced, and it wasn’t entirely due to Obama because he didn’t do nearly as well in 2012.

Texican men are fucking stupid. I should have just stayed in Berlin permanently.

Just now, Gil Bang said:

it wouldn't.  Surly's average BAC is about 1.3 right now.   And rising.

We've blown past 1.3.  We're solidly above 2.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

Red Mirage happening right now.

Election Day votes - which favored Republicans - getting reported first.

That's why everyone was saying Trump was going to declare victory tonight prematurely.

YEah calm the fuck down Jesus Christ it's not even 9PM

Biden is going to win. 

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Bitches be cool.  

 

All the Republican counties in North Carolina are in.  The only votes out are from Charlotte and the Research Triangle.  Atlanta metro at like 20% reporting while all the North GA hillbilly counties are at like 100%.

Yeah but it's election day votes

Mexican Americans are afraid of socialism and some buy that bullshit about the democrats going socialist. The other part is dumb machismo shit for some males with less education. Also, some Biden votes died off with Covid. Lots of yellow dog democrats in my parent's generation and the Silent one(Korea) and some of their older kids. Lots of deaths took a toll on those folks. 

The narrative tonight has really not focused on the blue mirage the way it should have. The early vote was always going to go for Biden. I haven't heard that mentioned hardly at all on NBC or CNN.

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

2016 showed pollsters sucked. They all came up with "new and improved" and therefore untested methods that... Well now show they also suck.

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

YEah calm the fuck down Jesus Christ it's not even 9PM

Biden is going to win. 

Haha fuck off

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain how all the polls that showed independents breaking to Biden, Suburbs breaking to Biden, woman breaking to Biden, former Republicans breaking to Biden versus Democrats breaking to Trump and yet it looks like none of that happened and Trump is getting more votes than last time.  

charlie brown football pull GIF

4 minutes ago, huge said:

Read this in McCrosky voice.  Then imagine him jumping out the window...

Something something sniffing glue.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.