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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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29 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I don’t think it would be possible to lose more money than I did on Clinton losing in 2020, but I may be wrong by a multiple. 

I lost 5 figures on Hillary but justified it by saying I'd save way more than that on taxes and I did.  This time I didn't bet but over the last week I said FL was Trump.  And that meant this thing was far from over.  Lucky I didn't bet.  The people have spoken - they care about the economy more than decency.  We are officially the Romans.  Economy was the only thing Trump had.  That's it.  

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I'm going to get some sleep. This probably isn't resolved tonight and Biden should be in decent shape at the end of the night.

Nate Silver's probably right here. Lot of overreactions so far.

 

 

 

 

 

8 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I see a blue pacman flicking off the red shitstain to the right.

God damn right

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

It's 2016 all over agin. Looks good at first, then trump takes over late. Exact. Same. Thing. Polls should just end, they are completely worthless.

Nah, man.  Hillary was already ass-blasted by now.

Just now, horncyclist said:

I'm going to get some sleep. This probably isn't resolved tonight and Biden should be in decent shape at the end of the night.

Nate Silver's probably right here. Lot of overreactions so far.

 

 

 

 

 

Again. Exactly the same as 2016. Fuck Nate Silver. His models are fucking completely worthless, like all polls. They can't capture the truly racist and hateful nature of the majority of idiots who call themselves americans.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

It's 2016 all over agin. Looks good at first, then trump takes over late. Exact. Same. Thing. Polls should just end, they are completely worthless.

Polls and polling science certainly took a hit tonight.  Our boy, Morris, looks like he's crying in a corner, but there's still some good news about for Dems.  Arizona looking strong, as are Minnesota and Michigan.  It may come down to Pennsylvania although there's still a path without it.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Who said this was a tossup election?

Oh yeah. And so it remains. And we probably won’t know for weeks who actually wins. Buckle up. Oil the rifle. Enjoy.

My #1 concern was a Biden loss tonight because I’m traveling to Portland, OR this weekend, didn’t want to deal with riots. I’d like if he won but would be 100% ok if he lost, just after I get back from my trip. 
 

I’m a microcosm of what’s wrong with America. Even when I mean well I’m just a selfish asshole at my core.

Fucking Arizona.....the west coast, including our newest member AZ, needs to break away and form its own country. You backwards fucking dipshits can have your Maga country 

21 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

There are plenty of conservatives that are assholes, just as there are on the other side of the aisle. The majority of both sides are decent people that vote along party lines in reality, even if they're not particularly thrilled with their candidate. The real question is independents, how they're convinced to vote for either of these crummy candidates I can't say.

Looking at a majority of people like they're assholes, no matter which side you support, is a horrible way to go through life and not an accurate representation. Assholes are everywhere and probably account for just...10-15% of the country lol.

i appreciate the thoughtful response. and i want to agree with you logically. 

i guess i'm just...i mean...i just can't believe how many people are looking around and thinking "you know...yeah, this is all pretty, pretty, pretty good...more please!"

i mean...really? okayyy

 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Who said this was a tossup election?

Oh yeah. And so it remains. And we probably won’t know for weeks who actually wins. Buckle up. Oil the rifle. Enjoy.

Got a fresh can of ballistol just for this week. 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Is Virginia still eating a bag of dicks?

 

 

Let's get this thread back on track

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People want instant results. Therefore instant reactions to any change in numbers. And since it’s the internet, you can say crazy meltdown shit in print when in reality you’re just sitting at home drinking and quietly watching Gilmore Girls 

Trump needs 2 of the following with AZ gone:

PA, WI, MI, Omaha plus bfe ME. It isn’t there for him 

21 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This may not age well.

Like your mom?

Just kidding...  Trump is obviously winning this thing. 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is Virginia still eating a bag of dicks?

well my wife won't be eating mine tonight if Biden doesn't pull this out :( 

NYTimes calling N.C. for Gov Roy Cooper.  Does this give hope for Biden to squeak out a win in N.C.?

We’re not supposed to quote the NYT. Moose out front shoulda told you.

Joey's mom in the Bad News Bears had a fantastic ass.
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3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Fucking Arizona.....the west coast, including our newest member AZ, needs to break away and form its own country. You backwards fucking dipshits can have your Maga country 

Can y'all annex Austin, please?

My nightmare scenario of this coming down to a court battle over Pennsylvania is going to come true. SCOTUS is going to do something insane like toss out all Philly votes or something, because 2020.

Are you mother fuckers ready for a fucking tie? It’s 2020 what the duck else did you think was going to happen?

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Trump needs 2 of the following with AZ gone:

PA, WI, MI, Omaha plus bfe ME. It isn’t there for him 

I love you, man. But your record is a bit spotty thus far. 

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

well my wife won't be eating mine tonight if Biden doesn't pull this out :( 

Talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face

michigan basically hasn't started counting early votes per cnn

I know the election will be rigged when Trump wins the popular vote.  

That single Maine electoral vote might loom large.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Thats some fucking retarded reasoning... especially since the % are still close.  Fuck the other half of dems just cuz the state remained red

Just got $500 down on Biden +200

I love gambling.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Nah, man.  Hillary was already ass-blasted by now.

Oh, fuck you for the visual.  Come on, man.

1 observation and 1 question:

1) Bad_Teammate is loving how close this is and would find some value in a Trump 2nd term, as it would only help his cause and invigorate the far left and continue to give them a focused enemy and keep a tight aperture on their focus and goal. This isn't horrible for a far leftie.

Question: Who is the new Trump lady? Smokeythebear?

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5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We are officially the Romans

Oceans rise, empires fall. 
 

was foolish for anyone to think that ours was going to be any different. 

should we be paying any attention to iowa?  half of the vote is in and biden is up fairly significantly.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

michigan basically hasn't started counting early votes per cnn

They weren't enough anywhere else and trumps lead is big. It won't come back.

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Just got $500 down on Biden +200

I love gambling.

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4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i appreciate the thoughtful response. and i want to agree with you logically. 

i guess i'm just...i mean...i just can't believe how many people are looking around and thinking "you know...yeah, this is all pretty, pretty, pretty good...more please!"

i mean...really? okayyy

 

I like to think I'm a realist, maybe I'm a bit of an optimist, I dunno. Certainly met plenty of trash people, but most are decent humans at the end of the day. Politics are politics though, and media helps drive wedges to further agendas and divide people. Here's hoping the next election will have better representatives on both sides. 

Thats some fucking retarded reasoning... especially since the % are still close.  Fuck the other half of dems just cuz the state remained red
And fuck human beings because.... they didn't vote for your guy?
3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

My nightmare scenario of this coming down to a court battle over Pennsylvania is going to come true. SCOTUS is going to do something insane like toss out all Philly votes or something, because 2020.

If Biden can pull off a miracle & win WI & MI the SCOTUS can toss every Dem vote in PA & Biden still wins.

53 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Welp, looks like pollsters had their heads up their ass again....

Hangover, here I come.

Shenanigans?

Empiricism bent over backwards to cover its ass.

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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

should we be paying any attention to iowa?  half of the vote is in and biden is up fairly significantly.

Fuck nah. They're the playoff James Hardens of elections. Noisy but irrelevant.

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