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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Trump needs 2 of the following with AZ gone:
PA, WI, MI, Omaha plus bfe ME. It isn’t there for him 

You’ve been calling me a loon for weeks for calling this a tossup. It was gonna be a “blowout.” You were dead wrong. You can fuck right off.
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LOL at anyone thinking Trump has AZ Biden has that one. AZ flipped bigly to blue.

It's feeling very 270-268.  But the good thing is the states Biden wins it that scenario may not be be horribly close (MI, WI, AZ) 

Just waiting on the last bastion of blue from the Native American reservations in Apache county

Just now, Amobie said:

2 things..

1) People who support the president don't want to be called racist and have bricks thrown through their windows by unstable antifucks. The truth didn't matter, there was nothing to gain and only downside. So when pollsters asked who people were voting for, people were afraid to give a honest response. 

2) There was absolutely an organized effort on behalf of trump supporters to lie to pollsters to maximize the shock value of today.  Enjoy.

1) racists hate being called racists

2) trumptards couldn't organize their way out of a shoneys

3 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

As far as the polls go, people are actively, intentionally lying to pollsters to distort results.  I think the profession of polling is yet another Trump cancer victim.  This is not a case of having to develop better models to address blind spots.  They have zero value anymore.

Of course they are. If a candidate is polling high, it discourages people from voting because they think their vote is meaningless. 

Lol at the whole west coast being called for Biden immediately as the polls close.

FL NC OH WI AZ MI 

Az,mi, and wi are still not necessarily going trump.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


You’ve been calling me a loom for weeks for calling this a tossup. It was gonna be a “blowout.” You were dead wrong. You can fuck right off.

I’ve called you a loon for predicting the end of America and a civil war

NC mail-in vote going to be interesting.  CBS ran their model, including mail-in, and it was extremely close.

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden will win Wisconsin, Michigan, PA and take it 

290-248

 

Good enough.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve called you a loon for predicting the end of America and a civil war

Give it time.

OMG THE POLLS SUCK!!!

 

Except they've been exactly right on every state so far tonight. Maybe NC the only exception. 

LMAO at CNN's analysis that Hawaii might tip it if PA doesn't go Biden.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Um, the entire west coast is all blue.

Um, Zona is recent and its going to take some creativity to add Colorado while cutting out Idaho and Utah. I wouldn't mind more than just us, Washington and Oregon 

Nevada can finally start reporting results, Geez.

Just now, SizzleChest said:

NC mail-in vote going to be interesting.  CBS ran their model, including mail-in, and it was extremely close.

North Carolina hasn't counted mail ins?

Just now, NorthLoop said:

OMG THE POLLS SUCK!!!

 

Except they've been exactly right on every state so far tonight. Maybe NC the only exception. 

FL?

I’ve called you a loon for predicting the end of America and a civil war

And the electoral prediction. And you think the next few weeks of not knowing the winner are going to be peaceful? Good luck with that.

Oh, and I never said an open civil war. I said violence. I stand by that.
Just now, NorthLoop said:

OMG THE POLLS SUCK!!!

 

Except they've been exactly right on every state so far tonight. Maybe NC the only exception. 

.. and a shitload of Wake county votes to count.

Just now, NorthLoop said:

OMG THE POLLS SUCK!!!

 

Except they've been exactly right on every state so far tonight. Maybe NC the only exception. 

There is a chance with the mail in votes Biden squeaks out there around a 50.4% vote. 

MSNBC (nbc) playing games by not calling Florida, Texas, or Arizona yet. 
not sure why, they can talk about penn all night long, with nc and mi and wi interspersed. 

I’ve called you a loon for predicting the end of America and a civil war

And the electoral prediction. And you think the next few weeks of not knowing the winner are going to be peaceful? Good luck with that.

Oh, and I never said an open civil war. I said violence. I stand by that.
3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

It's feeling very 270-268.  But the good thing is the states Biden wins it that scenario may not be be horribly close (MI, WI, AZ) 

In case anyone is wondering, Hawaii has 3 electoral votes.

Just now, Dark Horse said:

FL?

Most polls had Trump winning FL

What the cornbread fuck is wrong with the counters in Fairfax county, VA? 

Dems keep US House. 
How is the US Senate looking?

Rooting for Biden feels like rooting for Texas. The game sucks. They look like shit pulling out a last second win, so even if they win I feel bad.

Lulz at PA being discussed.  Philly and Pitt metro areas have basically 0% returning and Pennsyltucky with 100% reporting.

I’ve called you a loon for predicting the end of America and a civil war

And the electoral prediction. And you think the next few weeks of not knowing the winner are going to be peaceful? Good luck with that.

Oh, and I never said an open civil war. I said violence. I stand by that.

NE-2 looking solid for Biden which is way more important than it should be.

ayyye my county outside Richmond is Blue...  Hopefully the rest of VA wakes up

Pima at almost a 2-1 margin for Biden and more than 120k votes is mind bottling

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

NC mail-in vote going to be interesting.  CBS ran their model, including mail-in, and it was extremely close.

Don’t forget that the mail has been heavily delayed in NC and they have to keep accepting the ballots postmarked today for 9 days

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Lulz at PA being discussed.  Philly and Pitt metro areas have basically 0% returning and Pennsyltucky with 100% reporting.

swear to god nobody pays attention to what counties are reporting ever.... it's always doom and gloom with 12 bumfuck counties reporting

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Most polls had Trump winning FL

Yeah Trump was surging there. GA is a bit of a surprise that Trump will hold and NC was a toss up. Nobody knew how to poll Texas but the signs were the Hispanic vote wasn't there for Biden (NYT had it Trump +4 which appears to be almost dead on). 

 

So what the fuck is going on in Michigan and Pennsylvania?

Can someone tell me about Iowa?  53% in and Trump and Ernst are getting housed.

8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Um, the entire west coast is all blue.

Yeah Portland and Salem basically run this state politically.

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What the cornbread fuck is wrong with the counters in Fairfax county, VA? 

HUGE numbers of early vote and they can't report them till 11:00 PM

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BTW Wilco fired Chody. That's some good news for me at least.

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

NC mail-in vote going to be interesting.  CBS ran their model, including mail-in, and it was extremely close.

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