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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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22 minutes ago, immamac said:

America deserves what it gets after seeing these numbers. 

Yeah, that's my feeling.  Sometimes I feel guilty for what I've fallen into, even though I came from dogshit, but these numbers show people don't care about how they're treated as the middle class and poor...they'd rather vote for the life they may live one day vs the life they currently have.  Hope is a hell of a drug - nothing shows it quite like these results. 

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

What the cornbread fuck is wrong with the counters in Fairfax county, VA? 

Don't worry. Biden fuck-stomped Trump in the 2 adjacent counties, Loudoun and Prince William, which are fully counted. 8% better than Clinton margins in both counties. Once Fairfax gets counted, it's a foregone conclusion.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

wtf Florida

 

 

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wtf Florida
 
 

One progressive idea per decade man
1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

swear to god nobody pays attention to what counties are reporting ever.... it's always doom and gloom with 12 bumfuck counties reporting

PA is unique (like IL for example) that their cities are really large but their small towns are really small.  I'm seeing a country in Pennsyltucky with 2K votes and 100% reporting.  That's a block in Philly. 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Can someone tell me about Iowa?  53% in and Trump and Ernst are getting housed.

Heavily skewed early vote in

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Yeah Trump was surging there. GA is a bit of a surprise that Trump will hold and NC was a toss up. Nobody knew how to poll Texas but the signs were the Hispanic vote wasn't there for Biden (NYT had it Trump +4 which appears to be almost dead on). 

 

Atlanta's votes aren't in yet. You can't say anything about GA until then. 

wtf Florida
 
 

One progressive idea per decade man

After this is all over with if you make a chart of this thread's emotions, it will look like an upside down aggy rollercoaster.

BTW Wilco fired Chody. That's some good news for me at least.

Silver lining of the night so far
Just now, Bama Chick said:

HUGE numbers of early vote and they can't report them till 11:00 PM

I don't know this for fact, but my guess is the county has to report their votes all at once. I'm not sure they can release the early votes, andv the other types later. Total conjecture, btw. I'm sure someone will set me straight. 

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

So what the fuck is going on in Michigan and Pennsylvania?

they haven't counted early votes.  PA is going to accept ballots received through friday. 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lulz at PA being discussed.  Philly and Pitt metro areas have basically 0% returning and Pennsyltucky with 100% reporting.

My call for PA last week was that if Trump’s lead at the end of the night is less than 1,000,000 votes then Biden cleans up fairly comfortably tomorrow. It’s gonna take 3.2 or more votes to win PA and trump is only at 1.5. 

11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Florida is a mess but Georgia's count is still lacking the biggest counties in and around Atlanta.

Enjoy your new State Senator...bwaaha Alabama will Alabama 

 

Furk

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Just now, NorthLoop said:

Atlanta's votes aren't in yet. You can't say anything about GA until then. 

Trump has a pretty big lead though. Probably not enough there to swing it. 

BTW Wilco fired Chody. That's some good news for me at least.

Silver lining of the night so far

We're there any real surprises? AZ.

The doom and gloom seems weird to me even though Florida/Texas would have been a slam dunk victory. 

 

Biden will come back and win Virginia, Michigan, Wisconsin, PA

BTW Wilco fired Chody. That's some good news for me at least.

Silver lining of the night so far
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

About even rn from what I’ve seen. 

They called it for the Coach in Alabama. I’m too slushy to spell his name. Not watching much, think I’ll wait and see when more roll in over the next day or so. It’s a mad world right now. Stay safe out there. 

And now y'all see why Trump was all aggro about wanting to have "results" tonight and why they fought so hard in the courts to trash votes.

They saw this coming and they know how it ends - when everything is counted, Biden will pull ahead.

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

BTW Wilco fired Chody. That's some good news for me at least.

Yes, regardless of what happens, tonight won't be a total loss for me. Fuck that piece of shit.

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO at CNN's analysis that Hawaii might tip it if PA doesn't go Biden.

I'll take it.

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lulz at PA being discussed.  Philly and Pitt metro areas have basically 0% returning and Pennsyltucky with 100% reporting.

 

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

swear to god nobody pays attention to what counties are reporting ever.... it's always doom and gloom with 12 bumfuck counties reporting

Yeah, such a long way to go. When the freakout started Philadelphia County had reported 14,000 votes so far. They had over 700,000 votes in 2016 and Clinton took over 80% of them.

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

So what the fuck is going on in Michigan and Pennsylvania?

A Meek Mill vs. Ted Nugent Dance-off?

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

My book has the winners electoral college total o/u at 299.5. Am I dumb or is the under free money?

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3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah, that's my feeling.  Sometimes I feel guilty for what I've fallen into, even though I came from dogshit, but these numbers show people don't care about how they're treated as the middle class and poor...they'd rather vote for the life they may live one day vs the life they currently have.  Hope is a hell of a drug - nothing shows it quite like these results. 

I mean I wouldn’t call becoming a doctor in todays environment falling in to anything.

17 minutes ago, Amobie said:

No.. it's over..  The only question at this point is whether the dems keep the house. By Fox.

 

 

The house was called 2 hours ago, you fucking moron.

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Watching the coverage of tonight it amazes me that Obama was ever elected.

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

We're there any real surprises? AZ.

The doom and gloom seems weird to me even though Florida/Texas would have been a slam dunk victory. 

 

Biden will come back and win Virginia, Michigan, Wisconsin, PA

Yep. Going through the motions at this point. 

Arizona MVP of 2020.

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I bet The Lincoln Project dudes are shitting themselves.

They can never work for Republicans again and now the charity shown towards them by Democrats is going to evaporate because they got their hopes up.

Lulz.  A reality show charade is going to win another term as president.   I didn't vote for the clown but he obviously worked his ass off in the last week to two while I've no idea what Biden was doing.

Every protester in the US tonight who is raising hell and going to burn shit down should instead turn toward DNC headquarters and burn it down for somehow allowing this piece of shit to somehow win another term.    What a clusterfuck.

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

They saw this coming and they know how it ends - if everything is counted, Biden will pull ahead.

FIFY

NM called for Biden, Republicans already talking of flipping the state in 2024

Just now, Bama Chick said:

they got their hopes up.

Welcome to team blue, stupid idiots!

31 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Let's get this thread back on track

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Yall are being fooled by the red mirage situation. You were warned and still fell for it.

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Yep. Going through the motions at this point. 

Arizona MVP of 2020.

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VA just updated and trump's lead narrows to 89,299

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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Yea, I went heavy 

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

After this is all over with if you make a chart of this thread's emotions, it will look like an upside down aggy rollercoaster.

I need Trump to win the popular vote, and lose the Electoral College.  That would be a perfect ending to all of this.

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

My book has the winners electoral college total o/u at 299.5. Am I dumb or is the under free money?

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