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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

VA just updated and trump's lead narrows to 89,299

Still not great, Bob.

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16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fuck the Big 10

Fuck the state pen, fuck hoes from penn state.

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

VA just updated and trump's lead narrows to 89,299

Haven't counted mail in votes.... NOVA with majority of outstanding vote.  VA shouldn't be in play.

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And now y'all see why Trump was all aggro about wanting to have "results" tonight and why they fought so hard in the courts to trash votes.

They saw this coming and they know how it ends - when everything is counted, Biden will pull ahead.

All the shit you post about the mods here, and you still haven't donated to keep the site running?

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days? Also, why the fuck couldn’t mail in ballots get counted today?

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13 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Dems keep US House. 
How is the US Senate looking?

Tied 44-44

One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Haven't counted mail in votes.... NOVA with majority of outstanding vote.  VA shouldn't be in play.

It's not:

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Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Drink?

Nobody on the TV is putting emphasis on it, but the Minnesota returns are real strong positive signs for Michigan.

Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Keep drinking?

Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Keep drinking?

Poking around the various news sites, and Fox News has Biden up 207 to 148.  That was surprising, figure they'd delay some of those calls to keep Trump happy.

Tied 44-44
One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)
both of those are dem.

Edit: read arizona for some reason

The scariest part of all of this is there is zero chance of any republicans breaking with Trump. Those voting maps just reinforces his grip on that party. If you cross Trump as a republican you are fucked.  

Some of y’all need to just go listen to John King’s explanations on things and chill. 

7 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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Just hammer Biden at +300 or 250 or whatever it is. 

Can I go to sleep now?

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gotdammit.

all i asked for this morning was for this thing to NOT go like a UT football game. 

and it's going EXACTLY like a UT football game. 

 

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In more pressing news, Kanye West is up 6 votes on the Green Party candidate in Iowa.

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days?

Cocaine

Race is still Trump’s to lose, but he really fucked himself losing Arizona. He has a real shot at Nevada but this would for sure be over if he had won Arizona.

5 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

I’m drunk and we won’t have a winner until Friday. So what do I do for the next 3 days? Also, why the fuck couldn’t mail in ballots get counted today?

Because the GOP didn’t want them to be counted today. 

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1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

The scariest part of all of this is there is zero chance of any republicans breaking with Trump. Those voting maps just reinforces his grip on that party. If you cross Trump as a republican you are fucked.  

Yeah, Trumpism is here to stay. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Race is still Trump’s to lose, but he really fucked himself losing Arizona. He has a real shot at Nevada but this would for sure be over if he had won Arizona.

According to Jon Ralston, he doesn't have much of one in NV.

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1 minute ago, mchookem said:

gotdammit.

all i asked for this morning was for this thing to NOT go like a UT football game. 

and it's going EXACTLY like a UT football game. 

 

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We wanted the 05 Big 12 Championship.  We got 05 Rose Bowl.  Hopefully...

How’s the vote for Project Connect for Cap Metro going?

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Tied 44-44

One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)

Zona flipped too.  Sadly, that may be it.  Cal fucked his way out and unbelievably, Collins is killing it in Maine.

 

22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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So three more nights of me drinking? Cool

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

aint nobody got time for that GIF

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How’s the vote for Project Connect for Cap Metro going?

Someone else posted it passed

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Drink?

 

3 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Keep drinking?

 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Keep drinking?

I think it's a consensus 

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Tied 44-44

One flip each (Colorado and Alabama)

arizona is looking like a flip right?

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I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

Mail in vote will save us according to ABC.

God help us.

How’s the vote for Project Connect for Cap Metro going?

Both prop A and B passed. Enjoy your new property tax hike.
Race is still Trump’s to lose, but he really fucked himself losing Arizona. He has a real shot at Nevada but this would for sure be over if he had won Arizona.

No it wouldn’t be. Do you try to be wrong in every post you make?

We probably aren't getting any more results until tomorrow night. I'm gonna finish my drink and retire for the night. Cheers motherfuckers.

15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

PA is unique (like IL for example) that their cities are really large but their small towns are really small.  I'm seeing a country in Pennsyltucky with 2K votes and 100% reporting.  That's a block in Philly. 

 

Just now, CTC2 said:

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

yeah, dude, this was me too. i really thought that the high voter turnout boded ill for trump. does not appear to be the case, and it's pretty disappointing.

Mail in vote will save us according to ABC.
God help us.

They really gotta hope the mail in vote is hugely in favor of Biden. Not like 60/40. But like 75%.

Pen will be the real turning point. Biden will probably come back if these pundits know what they’re talking about.

But then again they had it wrong in 2016 and the experts said this would be a landslide tonight.
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