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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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I get why people vote Red, thinking they are one career move away from being taken care of, in a new tax bracket..  I blame @GreenspointTexas for releasing his paystub.. now everyone is signing up to be nursing techs, thinking it's the same thing as a RN/CRNP/NP

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2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?

I like shots 

This is looking pretty prescient.....
 


Yep. It’s gonna be that close.



We are all Brisket tonight.


Welcome, my people.
2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?

Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.

Bad time to be out of alcohol.

This is my first election on the east coast and it sucks ass

Just now, workswithseed said:

Tequila?

I actually am one of the few who prefers a tequila shot 

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?

I'm waiting for it.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I like shots 

 

Just now, workswithseed said:

Tequila?

Yup

smoke weed GIF.  

You fuckers need to take a toke or two. AZ and Omaha still look promising which makes PA moot assuming WI & MI go Dem.

 

Playing around with the 538 widget:,

Give Trump FL, OH, NC, GA, and TX

Give Biden AZ.

Leave MN, WI, MI, PA as Toss-Ups.

Biden 85% chance to win.

With Arizona in the bag, Biden has won. Yall were pussies all night.

Only thing I've realized is no matter how bad the President is people still vote with their team. Blue or red.

5-6 states matter every election.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I actually am one of the few who prefers a tequila shot 

Dressed tequila shot is the easiest shot.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I actually am one of the few who prefers a tequila shot 

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Playing around with the 538 widget:,

Give Trump FL, OH, NC, GA, and TX

Give Biden AZ.

Leave MN, WI, MI, PA as Toss-Ups.

Biden 85% chance to win.

Yea but his model is based off of polling which is clearly fucked again. 

WI and MI still have Biden down. 

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.

Bad time to be out of alcohol.

Where are you?  I’ll bring you some if you’re close.

So this is already posted, I imagine but this must be pointed out since this is the network I imagine Cheeto is watching. 

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.

Bad time to be out of alcohol.

Do you have Drizly in your area?

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Well, my democrat state representative was reelected, and my state senate district flipped to democrat. Also, my city councilor is a democrat, one of my democrat friends was reelected as a city councilor, and a cop bootlicker city councilor was defeated by a lefty, so that's all positive in my locality.

This shit is going to the SC isn't it. 

biden up 220k in VA as the early vote counts come in

1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

WI and MI still have Biden down. 

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

Is this a bit or are you developmentally challenged?

Read the baseball board.
Just now, ztejas said:

This shit is going to the SC isn't it. 

Yep its a given 

Just now, thepop said:

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

We’ve been drinking all day 

This election is reminding me of why I hate the human race.

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oregon legalizes shrooms!

Sweet. I have family there. 

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Where are you?  I’ll bring you some if you’re close.

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Appreciate the offer, though. 

Honestly, it's better if I don't.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

@Rimbo I can send you whiskey via drizzly 

I'll venmo you for half the bottle. Hook this man up.

trump lead at 98k in WI

I turned off the TV and phone while I put the kids to bed and come back to DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

I'm gonna have a drink and go to bed. With my recent bouts of heart palpitations, probably a good idea to just wait for any good news tomorrow.

20 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

really perfectly stated. i expected better regardless who wins at this point.

the similarity to the Longhorns is actually making me 🤣

guess i'm the dummy 🤪

6 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

This is my first election on the east coast and it sucks ass

Kinky

15 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Hope is a dangerous thing...

Didn’t Morgan Freeman say that?

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

@Rimbo I can send you whiskey via drizzly 

Appreciate the thought, but it's probably better if I don't.

Being depressed is not made better by alcohol.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This shit is going to the SC isn't it. 

Yep

This is what I just texted to a buddy:

The biggest upset of all time would be if this DIDN’T go all the way to the Supreme Court and the recent rookie callup is up to bat as the 9th and game deciding vote

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

Like it was an accident that Trump constantly yelled about needing a winner declared tonight.
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