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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Arizona is how I thought or hoped about 10 trump states would go tonight. I don’t understand how it hasn’t, other than personal economics is the only driver. 

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Because Biden won Arizona.. that means he can win without Pennsylvania.

Just now, Rimbo said:

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Appreciate the offer, though. 

Honestly, it's better if I don't.

Well, that’s good, because I have no business driving right now.

What just happened in VA is going to happen in WI/MI/PA just in slow motion.

We're going to know tonight. They're saying they won't call the states definitively, but we're going to know.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Yep

This is what I just texted to a buddy:

The biggest upset of all time would be if this DIDN’T go all the way to the Supreme Court and the recent rookie callup is up to bat as the 9th and game deciding vote

is marwin at the plate? because if marwin's at the plate i like our chances

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Didn’t Morgan Freeman say that?

Owen Wilson.

Don't be depressed if you want Joe Biden to win, because Joe Biden is going to win.

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

 


There’s no way that’s correct.

 

You are right. It’s Diego. 

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

 


There’s no way that’s correct.

 

...ya think?

Why Nevada results not showing up on NYT?

Just now, BradInATX said:

What just happened in VA is going to happen in WI/MI/PA just in slow motion.

We're going to know tonight. They're saying they won't call the states definitively, but we're going to know.

Feels like it's going to last a few more days 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

We’ve been drinking all day 

And that's fair

Betting odds over the last three hours (trump on the left). Wow what a roller coaster

11:40 pm ET -165 +125
11:30 pm ET -190 +145
11:15 pm ET -295 +215
11:05 pm ET -330 +235
11:00 pm ET -240 +180
10:45 pm ET -270 +200
10:35 pm ET -250 +185
10:20 pm ET -300 +220
10:10 pm ET -775 +450
10:00 pm ET -370 +260
9:40 pm ET -220 +155
9:35 pm ET -245 +180
9:30 pm ET -200 +150
9:25 pm ET -120 -110
9:20 pm ET -110 -120
9:00 pm ET +110 -145
8:50 pm ET +115 -150
8:45 pm ET +135 -180

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1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Once Wisconsin, Michigan, and PA are counted Biden will win late Friday.

Ugh. I can’t wait until Friday to get laid. 

4 minutes ago, thepop said:

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

Red mirage, blue wall, blue wave...

I understand none of it.

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I’m extremely disappointed no matter what happens. I expected people to resoundingly reject Trump and it just didn’t happen. The guy is an orange clown, he doesn’t care about facts, science, or global warming. He doesn’t care about the people of this country. He doesn’t care about his base.

 I just don’t get it man. The president acts like a child and horribly mismanaged the pandemic. His policies only benefit the wealthy. 
 

he will go down as a bottom five president in history.  Why the fuck was this close? What is wrong with this country? We have some really dumb people living here.

...ya think?


It’s literally the next line in the movie you posted picture of.
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Forgot to post earlier. Come on babyb49dabfb94271bef1bd480dcd8c82c5c.jpg

Futures markets taking 2020 a lot better than they did 2016. 

cnn calls VA for biden

Someone told me that someone on twitter was trying to manipulate the betting odds. Not sure how that happens.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Futures markets taking 2020 a lot better than they did 2016. 

Brrr printer don't care who wins

right now Madison county is doing about 5% better than 2016, but Milwaukee county is doing about 5 % worse than 2016 but with 36% of the vote in Milwaukee.

 

 

Kenosha of all places was 36k-35k trump in 2016, and right now holds a 28-15k(45% in) lead for trump. 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Forgot to post earlier. Come on babyb49dabfb94271bef1bd480dcd8c82c5c.jpg

I'm coming over 

21 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

This is exactly the case. It's what this election is proving to be true. The battle may be won but the war is lost for good. America is also only getting dumber. Public education is getting worse by the year and proper higher education is getting further priced out from more citizens every year. 

America's rapid decline from the 90s prosperity to now will only worsen and increase in rate as a full blown kleptocracy takes shape and further republican style propaganda fosters greater polarization and tribal politics to where policy no longer matters. Only propaganda and lies. Hell we are already there. 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Hush you. 

Pour another drink and watch the fireworks.

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

That's pretty dope.

Georgia run off could control senate 

5 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Betting odds over the last three hours (trump on the left). Wow what a roller coaster

11:40 pm ET -165 +125
11:30 pm ET -190 +145
11:15 pm ET -295 +215
11:05 pm ET -330 +235
11:00 pm ET -240 +180
10:45 pm ET -270 +200
10:35 pm ET -250 +185
10:20 pm ET -300 +220
10:10 pm ET -775 +450
10:00 pm ET -370 +260
9:40 pm ET -220 +155
9:35 pm ET -245 +180
9:30 pm ET -200 +150
9:25 pm ET -120 -110
9:20 pm ET -110 -120
9:00 pm ET +110 -145
8:50 pm ET +115 -150
8:45 pm ET +135 -180

My book has Trump all the way down to -130/-125ish

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4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Don't be depressed if you want Joe Biden to win, because Joe Biden is going to win.

Are you talking to the mirror? 😉

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

So maybe it's the only fact that Biden has so many more called EVs right now that Trump hasn't declared himself President for Life.

24 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

It probably cannot be said in a more succinct way than this. I am not upset, but knowing this many people have seen what he has done and still want more of it is a sign we have damage as a country that may take an entire generation to repair. We have so many broken human beings right now. That part is pretty sad. Those folks are voting for a con man leading a cult and so many know better than to do this, but do not care.

3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 


It’s literally the next line in the movie you posted picture of.

 

...well, shit.

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Betting odds over the last three hours (trump on the left). Wow what a roller coaster

11:40 pm ET -165 +125
11:30 pm ET -190 +145
11:15 pm ET -295 +215
11:05 pm ET -330 +235
11:00 pm ET -240 +180
10:45 pm ET -270 +200
10:35 pm ET -250 +185
10:20 pm ET -300 +220
10:10 pm ET -775 +450
10:00 pm ET -370 +260
9:40 pm ET -220 +155
9:35 pm ET -245 +180
9:30 pm ET -200 +150
9:25 pm ET -120 -110
9:20 pm ET -110 -120
9:00 pm ET +110 -145
8:50 pm ET +115 -150
8:45 pm ET +135 -180

Damn, could have made some money on people's emotional irrationality

3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I’m extremely disappointed no matter what happens.

quit being a bitch 

I'll venmo you for half the bottle. Hook this man up.

Shit, I’ll throw in if you wanna send him two.
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Why Nevada results not showing up on NYT?

Because they are still in line in Clark county 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Georgia run off could control senate 

I heard about this on the drive home the other night.  The "Jungle Primary"

I just want to say Maine can get fucked. How do you not have all ballots counted yet?

Just now, WBT said:

Damn, could have made some money on people's emotional irrationality

Yeah, wish I played those markets. Could have absolutely guaranteed yourself money hedging appropriately. Biden +450 was never a bad bet at any point this evening.

Although to be fair I don't think I would have bet the Trump +135 to make guaranteed profit a reality.

again..... every single state has gone exactly the way of the polls. NC and FL were toss ups in the polls but nobody in Biden's camp was counting on winning those. Lots of  dumbfuckery here tonight. 

2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

This is exactly the case. It's what this election is proving to be true. The battle may be won but the war is lost for good. America is also only getting dumber. Public education is getting worse by the year and proper higher education is getting further priced out from more citizens every year. 

America's rapid decline from the 90s prosperity to now will only worsen and increase in rate as a full blown kleptocracy takes shape and further republican style propaganda fosters greater polarization and tribal politics to where policy no longer matters. Only propaganda and lies. Hell we are already there. 

well you're just a gotdamn ball of fucking cheer aren't you 😝

kidding. you're exactly right. sigh. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

I just want to say Maine can get fucked. How do you not have all ballots counted yet?

Susan Collins is way ahead with 20ish% counted or something like that.  Makes me ragey.

8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

What just happened in VA is going to happen in WI/MI/PA just in slow motion.

We're going to know tonight. They're saying they won't call the states definitively, but we're going to know.

Define “tonight”!

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