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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Yeah, looks like that's going to be it unless there's still enough votes outstanding that Biden could win GA or NC.  It's going to be a lot closer electorally than I thought.


Toss.
Up.

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You fuckers need to take a toke or two. AZ and Omaha still look promising which makes PA moot assuming WI & MI go Dem.
 


This may be the endgame.
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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Because they are still in line in Clark county 

dang didn't realize that.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I just want to say Maine can get fucked. How do you not have all ballots counted yet?

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8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Didn’t Morgan Freeman say that?

Morgan Freeman, President Snow, Emperor Palpatine (probably) 

again..... every single state has gone exactly the way of the polls. NC and FL were toss ups in the polls but nobody in Biden's camp was counting on winning those. Lots of  dumbfuckery here tonight. 


Moose out front shoulda told ya.
2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

That's pretty dope.

Oregon  just legalized meth In that deal...  lol sure that’s going to work out great for them.

Damn, could have made some money on people's emotional irrationality
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6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Forgot to post earlier. Come on babyb49dabfb94271bef1bd480dcd8c82c5c.jpg

Are you rubbing one out? 

msnbc just called OH for Trump

3 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

This is exactly the case. It's what this election is proving to be true. The battle may be won but the war is lost for good. America is also only getting dumber. Public education is getting worse by the year and proper higher education is getting further priced out from more citizens every year. 

America's rapid decline from the 90s prosperity to now will only worsen and increase in rate as a full blown kleptocracy takes shape and further republican style propaganda fosters greater polarization and tribal politics to where policy no longer matters. Only propaganda and lies. Hell we are already there. 

I think there is a lot of truth to this (especially the educational erosion which in turn limits personal mobility within the country), but the electoral college system exacerbates the perception of this divide.

Give this moron 4 more years and he will work like hell to bring perception closer to reality.

4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

This is exactly the case. It's what this election is proving to be true. The battle may be won but the war is lost for good. America is also only getting dumber. Public education is getting worse by the year and proper higher education is getting further priced out from more citizens every year. 

America's rapid decline from the 90s prosperity to now will only worsen and increase in rate as a full blown kleptocracy takes shape and further republican style propaganda fosters greater polarization and tribal politics to where policy no longer matters. Only propaganda and lies. Hell we are already there. 

Regardless of final outcome those of us in the middle are fucked.  I looked at this as an opportunity to reject Trumpism and reign in far left liberalism. We're going to have fucking AOC vs. Tucker Carlson in '24.

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I just want to say Maine can get fucked. How do you not have all ballots counted yet?

Votes were delivered by Moose Express. 

8 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I’m extremely disappointed no matter what happens. I expected people to resoundingly reject Trump and it just didn’t happen. The guy is an orange clown, he doesn’t care about facts, science, or global warming. He doesn’t care about the people of this country. He doesn’t care about his base.

 I just don’t get it man. The president acts like a child and horribly mismanaged the pandemic. His policies only benefit the wealthy. 
 

he will go down as a bottom five president in history.  Why the fuck was this close? What is wrong with this country? We have some really dumb people living here.

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4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I just want to say Maine can get fucked. How do you not have all ballots counted yet?

it took them past midnight central time in 2016. 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wolf Blitzer is horrible, he’s never improved from Day One on the air. 

Good promptor reader.  Not so good live.

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

he will go down as a bottom five president in history.  Why the fuck was this close? What is wrong with this country? We have some really dumb people living here.

History lesson: Nixon was re-elected in a landslide.

He resigned less than 2 years later.

Well since what I thought was the most likely scenario has come to call, with the rust belt long count deciding the election, it was time to pour some whisky for the long haul. 

So here’s a deep Blanton’s for those of you who haven’t given up yet. 

35 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

arizona is looking like a flip right?

Yep. Pretty much a done deal, I think. 

Don't know if Maine will happen.  Someone else posted about NC; Thom Tillis coasted easily.  

Georgia is a runoff between both parties if no one breaks 50% or something like that. (Buzzrock, that's your cue).

10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Futures markets taking 2020 a lot better than they did 2016. 

2016 was limit down to big rally, tonight was way up, could crash when no winner. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

They need that to be close enough to go to court. I always thought this is the state they had the best shot at winning in the courts. But I agree it will tighten significantly and give them a chance to start sending lawyers.

CNN just called Ohio for Trump

fucking ohio

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Oregon  just legalized meth In that deal...  lol sure that’s going to work out great for them.

The homeless just gave us a toothless smile.

I wonder what Trump's going to do if NC isn't called tonight?  I think if it is called for him that's when he's going to come out of his bunker saying stop the counts.

1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Why hasn't Florida been called?

Or Texas for that matter.

8 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

This is exactly the case. It's what this election is proving to be true. The battle may be won but the war is lost for good. America is also only getting dumber. Public education is getting worse by the year and proper higher education is getting further priced out from more citizens every year. 

America's rapid decline from the 90s prosperity to now will only worsen and increase in rate as a full blown kleptocracy takes shape and further republican style propaganda fosters greater polarization and tribal politics to where policy no longer matters. Only propaganda and lies. Hell we are already there. 

This is why I’m pushing for a move to Europe. Once my parents and my wife’s mother have passed, there’s not much keeping us here. If other family members miss us, they can catch a flight or wait for our annual return to the US. 

Carville has a bottle of Pappy behind him. 
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2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

NC / Ohio will go Trump but Wisconsin, Michigan, PA will flip to Biden

I agree. I would massage the language to say solidify to Biden rather than flip because the mail in hasn't been counted so there's nothing to flip yet. 

1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Good promptor reader.  Not so good live.

My first memory of Wolf was as a “war correspondent” in 1991 when he cut his broadcast from Kuwait or Iraq suddenly due to some threat on the ground.  Thought his name was spot on for his job. 

14 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I’m extremely disappointed no matter what happens. I expected people to resoundingly reject Trump and it just didn’t happen. The guy is an orange clown, he doesn’t care about facts, science, or global warming. He doesn’t care about the people of this country. He doesn’t care about his base.

 I just don’t get it man. The president acts like a child and horribly mismanaged the pandemic. His policies only benefit the wealthy. 
 

he will go down as a bottom five president in history.  Why the fuck was this close? What is wrong with this country? We have some really dumb people living here.

Exactly how I feel. I gotta get away from all of these dumb people. This country is officially fucked. 

I think boavada pulled out

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Or Texas for that matter.

Fla and Tx are going to Trump.  For sure.

Carville can get fucked too with his called for Biden by 10pm. Fuck that hack 

Don't count your chickens on Arizona quite yet. That may get flipped back. 

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