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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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We can't count their ballots. They got washed away when the Poles tried to put a screen door on a submarine.

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"Man.. a 77 year old man didn't sound too crisp at 1am".....

lol who gives a fuck. He ain't campaigning anymore and 90% of us would be slurring up there you drunk motherfuckers. 

I’m calling it a night.  GA and PA sound like they’ve gone home.  AZ and MI took a day or two in 2016. Milwaukee is warning of a 6am final count.  And Nevada is staying blue.  Nothing is getting decided by morning. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Here is screenshot of deleted tweet 

 

 

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Did that fucking pussy really delete the tweet? Mother fucker saw Biden and had to rage tweet. 

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Can someone break down what's left in Arizona to be counted?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Here is screenshot of deleted tweet 

 

 

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The man is such a moron.

So Iowa liked Obama, and now likes Trump? WTF is up with that? It doesn't seem like racism, what is going on there?

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 At this point I’m obviously happy as all hell if Biden wins but the country telling him and his bigots to fuck off via some massive turnout is toast.  Half the larger turnout seems to be for the asshat.  

This.  "Winning" tonight was never about a narrow Biden victory.  I'm still clearly rooting for that.  But Trumpism isn't going anywhere based on these results.   

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Can someone break down what's left in Arizona to be counted?

about 10 saguaros and five gila monsters

Just now, mdmost said:

Can someone break down what's left in Arizona to be counted?

Trumps campaign is out in the dessert asking AZ to count prairie dogs and shit I am guessing.  AZ is over.  Biden got that state.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Can someone break down what's left in Arizona to be counted?

Pima County still has to report quite a bit (includes Tuscon) and some in Maricopa too, but Biden might actually win that country, which Trump did by 3 in 2016.  I think Arizona is over.

51 minutes ago, The Dog said:

History lesson: Nixon was re-elected in a landslide.

He resigned less than 2 years later.

Nixon was Jesus level compared to the shit that is trump and he resigned over a scandal that wouldn't make trump's top 50 scandals. 

America is far more polarized and tribal than it was 50 years ago. And it's getting worse every year. 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

So Iowa liked Obama, and now likes Trump? WTF is up with that? It doesn't seem like racism, what is going on there?

Farmers love them some socialism 

8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Biden giving a speech like he's behind. WTF Joe. 

Well, if it’s going to take 2-3 more days, Trump will be out campaigning all the  judges tomorrow and the next day to insure they know what to do for him.....besides, isn’t that all he really knows how to do....campaign?

Just now, The Dog said:

about 10 saguaros and five gila monsters

and the chupacabras.

6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Nervous about Nevada 

Me too but there doesn't seem to be any votes in at all to judge either way at this point.

I can’t stop thinking about how badly Pelosi wasted the last two years. She spent the whole time refusing anything but the most cursory investigations of Trump and the executive branch out of some insane concern that it might backfire politically with moderate voters. What an enormous fucking failure.

At some point, Trump will declare victory because he won more states.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Nervous about Nevada 

Nevada is similar to AZ but more blue. No drama at all there. Easy Biden state.

Hillabeast won Clark by 78k and Washoe by 2600. Biden hits those he wins the state.

4 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

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best i can tell, this is where we are.

Nevada should be blue. But other than that yeah that looks right. 

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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Can someone break down what's left in Arizona to be counted?

 

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

There it is.

They weren’t cast after the “Poles” closed, they will be counted after the polls closed. Like most votes. 

Husband of Jen O'Malley-Dillon, Biden Campaign Manager -

 

 

You guys were dreaming if you expected a mass repudiation of Trump. The best we can hope for is that it will die out as his useless fuck supporters die out and get replaced with a hopefully smarter, more selfless generation of people

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

"Man.. a 77 year old man didn't sound too crisp at 1am".....

lol who gives a fuck. He ain't campaigning anymore and 90% of us would be slurring up there you drunk motherfuckers. 

If 90% of Surly were President, this country would be more fucked than South Austin’s mom, so I don’t think you’re making much of a point here. 

I've looked at Georgia really carefully, it's less than 300k with pretty big totals still out there, Biden really does have a shot there.

Just now, BradInATX said:

Nevada is similar to AZ but more blue. No drama at all there. Easy Biden state.

Well I’m still gonna be nervous. So there

GA back down on Times to 56% Biden

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So Iowa liked Obama, and now likes Trump? WTF is up with that? It doesn't seem like racism, what is going on there?

People need to keep in mind that Obama won big in both elections. 2008 was basically a landslide.

It's why I don't understand when they pull up the numbers from Obama years.

Sorry, , been drinking, with my own. I know we’re not there yet, but:

1/3 -X 1/20 = 1/60 = 0.0017

That is the empirical description of a Trump electoral win.

If it is backed up by a  paper trail, then, so be it.

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

We can't count ballots from the Poles. They got washed away when the Poles tried to put a screen door on a submarine.

Illinois (ie Chicago) has already been decided. Karnes County went 75 to 23 for Trump.

Just now, UTDD said:

I've looked at Georgia really carefully, it's less than 300k with pretty big totals still out there, Biden really does have a shot there.

The gap keeps narrowing even though Fulton County has stopped counting for the evening. We discussed it earlier and it was over 300K. Right now it's less than 275K.

Biden coming out with the first public announcement tonight, optimistic but preaching patience, was brilliant. Knowing Trump, he no doubt feels he has to say something, but anything blasting the electoral process won't look good in court.

4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

This.  "Winning" tonight was never about a narrow Biden victory.  I'm still clearly rooting for that.  But Trumpism isn't going anywhere based on these results.   

Yeah we've all lost tonight already. But obviously much is still at stake. 

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

I can’t stop thinking about how badly Pelosi wasted the last two years. She spent the whole time refusing anything but the most cursory investigations of Trump and the executive branch out of some insane concern that it might backfire politically with moderate voters. What an enormous fucking failure.

She lead a chamber that passed hundreds of bill that died in McConnell's Senate.

They impeached him.  What else is there that you think they didn't do?  Besides go all Benghazi over every single thing?

Just now, tx ind said:

GA back down on Times to 56% Biden

Some DeKalb came in. 

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Nate Cohn, in New York 2m ago

Another reason the Needle has Biden edging ahead in Georgia: For a while, it was taking cues from trends in N.C. and Florida. Now we've seen enough vote in the Atlanta area.

 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Well I’m still gonna be nervous. So there

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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

GA back down on Times to 56% Biden

Some pretty wacky shit. 

16 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Biden giving a speech like he's behind. WTF Joe. 

 

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Biden showing hella confidence right now. 

These two posts literally followed each other.  Good grief.

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So Iowa liked Obama, and now likes Trump? WTF is up with that? It doesn't seem like racism, what is going on there?

Midwest brain drain. Also, I wonder how many of those small liberal arts college students were lost due to the Pandemic.

10 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

Disagree.  I am being redundant but win AZ, Omaha, MI, Wi and PA doesn't matter.  We got dis.

And maybe Georgia.  John King was saying the Maine district vote was looking good (?).

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

She lead a chamber that passed hundreds of bill that died in McConnell's Senate.

They impeached him.  What else is there that you think they didn't do?  Besides go all Benghazi over every single thing?

They absolutely should’ve gone all Benghazi over at least ten different things.

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

If 90% of Surly were President, this country would be more fucked than South Austin’s mom, so I don’t think you’re making much of a point here. 

The dumbest mofos on this site would do a better job blackout drunk and covered in their own vomit than Trump

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